Protect Me From Love Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  5/23/2011

Welcome fans to a new Wicked feature from director Barrett Blade and we have a solid looking cast here led by Briana Blair who graces the cover as well as appearing in two scenes in the movie. She's the main girl here and it seems Briana has found who she thinks is Mr. Right but her best friend isn't so sure and sets about trying to show Briana just how much of a schmuck Kris Slater is. Will this be effective or the right thing to do, I guess we'll just have to find out as the movie unfolds. So the movie opens and it's a nice evening just after the sun has gone down and we come upon Kris and Briana sitting and talking while enjoying a glass of wine. Kris broaches the subject of meeting the dad, they've been dating awhile and he feels it is time. Briana tries to warn him but agrees to set a meeting when her dad returns from vacation. Kris then receives a cell call and cuts the evening short- a crisis at work he says but they agree to continue later on that night.

Kortney Kane & Danny Wylde:

So as Kris leaves so do we finding Kortney and Danny outside and he's all about public sex even though Kortney's house is yards away. They are making out pretty heavy but manage to duck down when Kris comes close talking on the phone mentioning he had to get rid of his girlfriend and that he wanted to come over- doesn't sound good on the surface. Kortney and Danny then go inside finding Briana getting a bite to eat. Kortney mentions she wants to talk to Briana and we can figure it's about that cell call but it will wait until tomorrow! Going upstairs the two continue their fun as the clothes start to peel off revealing the naughty bits. Some brief boob kissing works into Danny face deep in pussy with Kortney opening up nice and wide for a great view. After Danny has revved her motor we get some solid head from Kortney with a side view along with a view panning down Danny's stomach, not quite POV but close. Mish, spoon and doggie make up the sex ending with Danny blasting off to those big tits for the finish.

Ok we find out what Kris was up to as we go to India Summer's house and it appears Kris wants her to forge and design a ring for him-- an engagement ring so Kris is ready to pop the big question to Briana, hence wanting to meet her dad, call him old fashioned to quote Kris from earlier in the show. India is honored he asked her to do this. It's a productive meeting as she agrees to make it and Kris gets up to leave so no cheating here boys'n'girls. Cut then to the next morning and now Kortney can have her chat with Briana who is using the laptop but puts it down so the two can have their talk. Kortney then lays out her circumstantial case about what she thinks Kris was up to and for the time being Briana isn't buying. From this chick talk we go to a little male bonding time with Barry Scott and Kris who are chatting up the merits of marriage over some AM brews. Looks like was trying to get the jump on this potential marriage by hiring in a stripper and she's already showing up, lol. Kris says get rid of her, it appears he is a tired man and he's not even asked Briana to marry him yet. I don't think Barry will mind getting rid of the stripper!

Natalie Vegas:

Inside the house Barry struggles with telling Natalie there's no party for her services and he doesn't even have cash to give her so she can head back to the valley. Ahh Barry finds Kris's wallet and gives her $106 bucks, the $6 is from him, lol. Barry asks for change and Natalie says I got your change here and starts stripping, hey might as well do the job right! Barry gets to sample those big tits leading nicely to Natalie on her knees piston fucking her mouth with his cock. This was a pretty brisk scene as they hit a few positions ending with a pullout and pop on her outstretched tongue. Cleanup too from Natalie.

The story then gets back to Briana and Kris who are once again trying to have a romantic evening, enjoying some wine but once again the cell phone rings and Kris says it is work and that his boss wants him to get in there for some crisis that is happening. Kortney again voiced some doubts to Briana when Kris had ducked in just then to take this call and she vows to prove this deception to Briana and we know it is deceiving but not in the way she's asserting though Kris might have come clean sooner-- but then we wouldn't have a movie would we! Well Kris leaves and Briana goes to confront Kortney but seems her 'friend' had set up a trap to tape that cell call and the playback isn't pretty and the evidence that Kris is cheating seems clear from the language he uses, oh no! We learn about the true nature of the call as Kris was talking to a food person and he heads over to her house to taste her goods-- a line he used which Brian heard, you can see how she might take that the wrong way. Kortney then persuades Briana to go out for the night and trying to be a good friend she steers them over to Briana's ex Mick Blue's house.

Briana Blair:

Kortney knocks but then ducks out leaving Briana there alone with Mick and we know she is vulnerable at this moment and Mick being a dude takes full advantage leading to some sex between the two. Briana falls into the old pattern and the two are soon making out with Mick quickly working those gorgeous tits out to kiss and caress. There is some brief pussy rubbing before he lets Briana take over and she engulfs his cock and offers up some sexy eye contact, is she pissed at Kris, who knows but she sure is making Mick's cock her bitch! The duo work into a 69 shot with Briana on top so Mick does get to taste her pussy, it would have been a shame not to. Sexwise there is a nice long ride in reverse followed by a close in insertion shot for doggie with Mick pulling out for a butt pop to close the scene. As the scene fades out you can see Briana muttering 'fuck' under her breath and the facial shot was so good in conveying her instant regret at what she'd just done.

The next day comes and Kris arrives at Briana and Kortney's place looking for his lady as she missed their lunch date. Kortney is not very nice when answering the door and basically lets Kris have it telling him about knowing he is cheating and before Kris can try and explain what is really going on she tells him that Briana is back with Todd- that would be Mick and that she'd spent the night there and hadn't arrived home yet. Needless to say Kris is devastated and has to start cancelling all these plans he'd set in motion. All that was left was the ring lady. A short time later we get a little more between Kortney and Briana who is none to pleased her best friend told Kris about her hook up with Mick which we know she regretted the moment it ended. Kortney gets a mouthful from Briana who storms off, but is it already to late.

India Summer:

So over to the ring lady's house we go and turns out Kris won't be needing the ring and India is sad to hear and like a nice concerned person she offers some consolation! She offered some horrible tasting tea but it's supposed to really help the spirits out. It sure does something as India and Kris decide to have a little fun themselves. A little kissing moving down to Kris licking her pussy- good open shot here. Kris then sits back, relaxes a bit as India gets his cock out and leans down to envelop him. Reverse, doggie and mish help make up the sex which ends with a pop just above her freshly fucked pussy.

The movie then resumes with Briana and it's a rainy day when the second woman Kris went to meet from one of those cell phone calls comes and sets the story straight for Briana. Turns out the night before she and Kortney had come into her restaurant and naturally the two were going on about Kris and this other woman. Well she knew they were talking about her and like a good person she took a chance coming over to tell the truth with Briana guessing that Kris wanted to ask her to marry him which made her very happy. Now we just need to get these two back together. Over to where Kris is living and his friend Barry comes in and tells him about his mom calling, he told her about the breakup but that there was also a package from his mom. She had sent her ring along with a note- she's the one, a mom knows these things so don't lose her! As the rain is pounding down in torrents the two run into each other-- they both had the same idea and they crash into each others arms. They don't confess their cheating on each other but we can ignore that as Kris drops to a knee and pops the question with a crying Briana saying yes!

Briana:

The two are very happy and very wet!! Now to get out of those wet things and sex makes for a great excuse doesn't it. They fall onto the couch and the clothes fall away which gives us another chance to enjoy those terrific tits of Briana's. The jeans and panties follow next allowing Kris another chance to face dive in a pussy and this time it's his ladies!! The passion sounds are good coming from both and the visuals were pretty strong too as Briana's all wide open for this oral shot. The shot then morphs into Kris lying back and Briana hovering over his dick and she more than shows him a good time here fans. The energy is very good from Briana here-- remember this is make up sex!! Cowgirl and spoon make up the fucking we see which concludes with a pull out and pop up her belly. An interesting final shot as we go poolside for the wedding and Eric Masterson was the reverend and when he asks if there's anyone to object to this union Kortney does the my lips are sealed symbol when Briana turns around, had to laugh there. Briana was a vision in white and then we end with the kiss so all's well that ends well!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well fans this was a pretty good story, a typical soap opera plot where events are misread and it takes a little time to sort them out leading to the desired outcome which in this case was Briana and Kris hooking up and getting married. Kortney was was pretty good as the bad best friend who helped set these events in motion when she overheard and misinterpreted Kris's calls. It was good to see Briana in two scenes and she more than carries the movie as the leading lady so I wouldn't mind seeing Wicked do this again with Miss Blair who is a knockout and offers up some strong sex scenes in this. Natalie, Kortney and India don't do bad in their scenes but this movie is very much about Briana so her fans should snap it up, her two scenes are worth it, you can't go wrong with Mick Blue even if he's the ex boyfriend! Now for extras which are little short though we get a bonus scene with Briana, Alektra Blue and Tommy Gunn from the movie Mesmerized which was another recent Wicked release. A good story, cute girls and two Briana Blair scenes make this worth checking out for her fans.