Pros 2 Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  5/23/2005

Pros #2

Running Time: 120 min.Est.

Production Date: December 2004

The Pocketcomb Premise

G. Capo is still breathing fresh life into DVSX. His sense of creativity is more than welcome. If he would fully flesh out an idea, he’d get much more mileage out of it though. The premise behind Pros as well as Grudge Fuck are top shelf, but he needs to spend more time on the back story, don’t tell me a girls a ho and go straight to fucking.

I want to see the john pick up the girl and even outrun a cop. This “Blairwitch” approach to porn ain’t gonna work for me. Let’s get on with the good!

Why I watched this title: That was easy, Shy Love my was #1 reason. This girl gets so lost in her work that she will be the one to watch in 2005. Also, Kelly (Cailey) Taylor. Been a minute since I’ve seen her and that ass is begging for a nucka to hit it!

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Flower

The 1st time I saw this girl, I was like Dayum! I emailed that cat over at Speiglersgirls and he said the reason I missed her was because she was exclusive to Seymore Butts. I couldn’t get over how incredible her shape was and how fresh that face was as well. Today she appears to be about 25 pounds heavier, but let’s take a closer look.

I wasn’t impressed with this scene. I love thick women, but this girl was nothing less than sloppy in my book. R. Conner, B. Moore and Nina Hartley are thick fit women. When you got rolls and your frame is saggy, it’s time to renew your gym membership. Sorry lady, this was not your day.

Female Looks 6/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Austyn

This is exactly what I mean by thick women. This girl was flawless from head to toe. She is like Sydnee Steele after a good thanksgiving meal. I’d like to see her do anal or take on some brothers, but her day will come.

The scene was low on heat and chemistry, but I now know why fools love contract women. When a woman looks that good, it’s sure easy to watch mediocre work. This girls frame was on fire, but the scene was like a bad audition.

Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Shy Love

This girl is damn near perfection in my book. Her ass doesn’t quite get an “A”, but the rest of her does. Those tits are so fucking tight that I think when she rides her man that one might just bust. Some guys hate that, but it makes my dick hard. This girl is silicone at its best. Those long legs, thick lips and olive skin make a nigga want to start roasting some pork.

Shy is quickly becoming a favorite of mine. Jeanna Fine still tops my list, but if Shy starts to deepthroat, or take on brothas, Jeanna’s crown may be in danger. This scene will be talked about at AVN.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 10/10

Kelly

I’m a sucka for white boots and a tan ass, if this girl had on thigh highs I would have most liked stroked my shit till it hurt.

I have to admit that I am a bit cross with Kelly. She was on her way to being president of the Bridgette Kerkove wannabe club, but she had to go and change her name and leave brotha’s off her list. Oh well, let’s see if her career takes off.

This girl is a good example of what some time off can do for you. She does look a little sloppier around the waist, but her attitude and performance is twice as good as I remember it being. No anal in this scene, but it was solid nonetheless.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Dani

This girl falls into the teen category. This is most likely the reason that I have never seen her works. She is an incredible beauty, but nothing more than “Box Dressing” she may sell copies on the movie, but her work was disposable in my opinion.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 6/10

Nautica and Naudia

Lot’s of people have been talking about the lack of kind words in reviews. I’m sorry to say that as a reviewer, it’s not my goal to say nice things unless I feel them. Do you really want a restaurant review to be nice when the restaurant ain’t clean, or the food ain’t good…? Fuck that, I’m not out to bash anyone, but I can’t do favors and remain objective. I’ma call it like I see it.

That said, people love Nautica Thorn. I have yet to see her in one scene were I thought she was gifted and to boot her face looks like a chew toy to me. I won’t deny that her chest is magical and her ass ain’t bad, but her face is average at best, and that’s after a crew of women work on it. If tits and ass were the only criteria, Joey Silvera’s Rouge Adventures would be out selling straight porn. Hold on, I just got word that it is! What is porn coming too?

The good news is Naudia brings her trademark nastiness to this scene. Neither of these women are winning awards for beauty, but at least Naudia has the filthiness of a truck stop whore.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 9/10

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Might not seem like it, but I did enjoy this. Shy and Kelly were hot and Austyn was damn near mesmerizing. I think if Guy does his homework before he puts the tape in the camera, his work will improve and he will emerge as a much more respected director.

In closing, this is a must have for any Shy fan. Kelly and Austyn fans will most like feel rewarded from this as well.

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