Pretty As They Cum Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  9/26/2008

Greetings fellow porn fans and here's a new one from director Christopher Streams and it's a doozy from all appearances. You have the likes of Jenna Haze, Tory Lane, Alexis Texas, and Shyla Stylez here so you know Chris spent some coin here but if the camera's doing the job I think it will then the end result will be totally worth it, let's get in a few highlights.

Alexis Texas:

Our first young lady up is riding a pretty good wave of popularity at the moment, her first big onscreen anal is out or nearly out and she's been sought after for just about every big booty themed title there is so I'm sure Chris will work in some tushy loving here, not anal, but visual love!!So the scene opens and it's a pretty morning, the flowers blooming and hello it's Alexis in a nice pink lacey outfit!! I like how the light splashes around her but she's in total focus as the camera begins making love to her body visually. Alexis works in some good eye contact and licking of the lips-- always a sure fire cock hardening tool but the biggest tool she has is ofcourse that ass and Chris's lense finds that booty in short order. There are to many or not enough words to describe the wonder that is Alexis Texas's ass, suffice to say she's been blessed and we get to enjoy!! The tease here was lengthy but I think if you're not in a hurry to whack off you will enjoy this added time to appreciate a truly beautiful young woman. This might be a bit of a departure for Chris from the harder core gonzo-- not that when she's fucking her shortly that won't return but it's the opening that I liked, a much softer side!

We soon have Alexis inside and she's not alone being observed by David Perry who is all cool and calm behind his shades, their kissing was nice, the music stops and now it's time to play the game!! Alexis goes right to engulfing that cock and yep she's all bidness here fans, great work. David loses the shades which I liked and gets down to doing a little of his own oral licking up and down that ass crack-- I think this should be required in any Alexis scene, booty worship!! Sexwise is there any other position to truly capture this woman's awesome bod than in cowgirl and Chris gets a great shot of her riding him in this position and the floor level just kicked ass, awesome view!! They work in a few more shots, the doggie shot was opened up so you don't miss seeing her ass and she receives a big time pop to her open mouth to end it, well done and we're off to a great start.

Tori Black:

So the theme was set in the first scene with the longer tease and we get more of that excellent work in scene two with the lovely Miss Tori Black. Starting off it's all white around her save for just where she was standing and you see she's clad in mostly black, even her see thru stockings were jet black. Tori's got the hair up in a sophisticated style and that matched the lace of her outfit creating a good look-- but you know she's gonna get nasty soon enough, the elegance before will only make the transformation better. The close in eye shots were great too, speaking without having to actually say a word. Nothing wrong with making the girls look nice'n'pretty before letting them channel their inner sex fiend. The way Tori slowly reveals her nipples tracing over them as the mood music plays was creating a nice vibe, and when that ass gets some screen time I'd say the 'vibe' was growing and growing, lol.

Mark Ashley is the lucky man here getting to work with this pretty girl and he must've enjoyed the show as the two hook up atop a piano. More passionate kissing setting the romantic tone which had been already established by the tease and then Tori takes it up a notch spreading those legs so Mark can lap up those pussy juices-- talk about tickling the ivories!! Great open shot of her coochie being pleasured. Staying with Tori in a seated position, legs open Mark slides in getting a nice stroke going until it's finally time for Tori to suck cock. This vixen envelops that schlong like she's been cock hungry for days, taking him deep and cleaning those juices off. Keeping the fine floor shots going Chris gets behind for a fantastic shot of Tori riding in cowgirl, that ass so inviting and maybe if we're lucky something will say hello to that backdoor soon. Mark has a great load but seems to spray it everywhere but she gets enough to taste so another fine scene in the books, one more to go on disc one.

Jenna Haze:

Well I don't think many of you will need to be sold on this young hottie, Jenna's a pro and just lights up the screen whenever she's on it. The shots start off close tracing up this gorgeous body and like her two costars before Jenna's wearing some sexy lace lingerie, her hair is fluffed up a bit making it look nice'n'full. Those fuck me eyes are legendary and Jenna's working them to full effect right from the start and it goes without saying she's got a killer body and yes we get some lovely ass shots during this long opening tease shot, and a pretty nice coochie look as well!! The girls aren't speaking save for their eyes and body language and there's no one better conveying her sexuality in this fashion than Jenna Haze, you could spank your monkey just to this and be satisfied but it's awesome knowing she's going to do so much more in this scene.

After Miss Haze has warmed us up and perhaps seen a load or two launched she's joined by two able cocksmen in Michael Stefano and Toni Ribas. Their cocks soon find refuge in the warm moist mouth of Jenna Haze and it's no secret this young lady loves cock and here she's got two to pleasure. You get another fine floor shot as she works those schlongs, in and out, in and out, the guys getting ever harder. Just a little bit of dirty talk too from Jenna and she shows a good knowledge of all those nasty words you love to hear spoken. After giving that mouth a good workout the guys decide it's time to tap her coochie and they give that a ride for awhile until it's time to tap that ass and we've all seen some great anal work from Miss Haze-- this scene no different and she takes cock begging for more!! The added dp's were just icing ontop of an already sweet tasting cake, both cowgirl and reverse dp's get worked in before the men unload their jizz coating Jenna's face in what can only be called a Krispy Kreme Deluxe Special!! Three great scenes in and we've got more on disc two so let's switch over.

Shyla Stylez:

Well what a great way to keep the momentum going than giving us this gorgeous canadian import. The tease here keeps up with what we've seen throughout, the colors around Shyla all gone, it's like she's washed in white with only her body's natural color, and her sexy eyes blazing a trail out to us, the black lace helped a lot too. Excellent eye contact as well from Shyla who oozes that same kind of sex appeal we just witnessed from Jenna, saying so much with just a glimpse of her eye and the soft caress of her hand over her massive breasts or darting down to tickle that juicy coochie. Who wouldn't want to come into their room and find this beautiful woman sprawled across the bed, fully nude and ready for action!!

As with our other girls Shyla's had a captive audience, of one, and she makes her way off the bed, her ass lookin so good and she gets right before him, kneeling, aching for his cock!!! Marco wants to taste those titties first and who can blame him, they're amazing and I'd certainly want to suckle those twins before unleashing my dick which he does shortly, letting Shyla do what she does as well as anyone perform fellatio. Pretty aggressive too from Shyla as she swallows that cock, balls deep no problem! Shyla's got an all around body so any position looks great and we see some good ones here from cowgirl to mish to doggie-- here we get vag and the transition to anal and Chris provides a great open look for this. Shyla Stylez riding in reverse anal is a vision and it's quite good to witness. Marco has a good load which is sprayed to Shyla's face/ open mouth with cleanup afterwards. Shyla's had a great year and certainly deserves a nod for Female Performer of the Year.

Alektra Blue:

We keep the busty beauties coming with this raven haired hottie. The shades come off and get seductively licked as the shot widens out giving us all of Alektra to appreciate and there's lots to like from those pretty eyes to her big boobies and yeah she's got a pretty good looking ass too. We add a cocktail to the mix and she even makes that sexy as she slowly drinks it and there's a strawberry used too!! That lovely piece gets used a bit as she takes a bite or two, then traces it between her titties before turning over to let us see her booty, a butt plug already nestled in her ass.

From afar she's being admired, what is it with the shades, lol. Well Alektra makes her way over and wasting little time she works out Michael Stefano's dick and shows much love to it with hands, mouth and tongue- the eye contact good as well. Excellent side view is used too for this blowjob. Michael sufficiently turned on takes Alektra inside where he takes his turn licking pussy before replacing tongue with dick and the pace quickens too. Nicely the anal soon follows and Michael knows a thing or two about plugging a booty and he does a solid job of giving Alektra's ass a workout. The two seem to have a real good connection working in more cock sucking, vag fucking/ pussy stroking and we get the best pop of the dvd with Michael filling her mouth to the brim with jizz!!

Angelina Valentine & Tory Lane:

We close out this title with a two girl party, it's been a great ride so far so why not send us off in grand style with two hotties. The all white lighting or whatever this look is still permeates the scene and it's an interesting choice, not sure if I'd want it for every title but the dreamlike quality was good and it helped focus in our attention squarely on the girls as they showed off. This finale starts with the two girls standing at a distance from us but you see them showing off their bodies and slowly making their way ever closer to where we're being given our vantage point. The use of corsets and lace has been pretty good too, you want elegance along with sluttiness I'd say Chris Streams has struck a good balance of that here. Tory even wears a mask but there's no mistaking who it is, I'd know those eyes and tits anywhere!!

The ladies then decide to include Mark Ashley in their little party and I don't think he minded a bit!! There's a little kissing and the ladies help take his shirt off and shortly free his cock for good shared knob polishing. Sexwise it will be hard to top Tory in cowgirl and she's saying good boy, good boy as Mark's thrusting hard into her coochie, the girls kiss a bit too as she's riding and talking dirty! Miss Lane even gets in a bit of pussy eating before it's time to let Angelina ride or in this case let Mark slide behind and pound her doggiestyle while she's munching on Tory's cookie. Good shot too when the girls double stack with Tory on top and Mark drills her hard. They wrap up with Mark blasting off to Angelina's face and Tory's right there to help lick it off and the girls share the cum between them closing out a pretty good Chris Streams title.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well to say Chris tried to change it up a bit here is accurate I think mostly with the teases and in that I felt he was pretty successful. The girls all had a grand elegant look to them from their hairstyles to the outfits chosen. He also let them take their time showing off for us and there might be some out there who think the teases went on to long but I'm a fan of beauty when it's shown off like this so I enjoyed it plus there's this little thing called FF that lets you move ahead if you so choose. You have three scenes on each side and I might give the first disc the edge, it's just so hard to top Jenna, Alexis and Tori but there's plenty of sexy images on both discs to keep you occupied for several stroking sessions. Now for extras you have the usual, cast list if you need one, pics, pops repeated and the one I'd check out for sure the BTS which clocks in at 41 minutes!! Enjoy there's lots here to admire.