Porn Star Idol Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  2/6/2004

Here we have a very interesting idea, let ordinary people who are porn fans have their shot at being in the adult biz. The premise is based as you can guess on American Idol. The perspective stars are brought in and interviewed by Bisexual Britni before they face the three judges who are Jewel, Jacklyn Lick, and the Hedgehog himself, Ron Jeremy. So it's a two day event let's hit the highlights from the first day.

Day 1:

The three judges arrive and welcum all the contestants who showed up. I'll be personal here and say I've tried my hand,lol, at a scene and found out firsthand it isn't easy and the guys like Ron, Brandon, Michael, Steve, or Manuel are supermen to be able to do what they do everyday on a consistent basis. The three judges all get along and it was fun to watch as they chatted. So the contest gets started with T.C. who has done some bukkake shoots, one with Sabrina Johnson. This comes from talking with Brandon and then he gets interviewed by Britni. Then he is brought before the judges and they fire questions and comments at him. You also see a variety of toys before the trio and they will have the contestants use those fake faces or fake asses to jerk off in and on. One thing Jewel is looking for is the ability for the guy to cum on que. Unlike American Idol the judges have no trouble getting naked so we get boob shots aplenty and thankfully Ron stays clothed!! Some of the guys have creative names among them Spice Lee, Silver Fox- a 61 year old man!, and Billy Big Rooster-- this guy is tatooed all over and he pierced his cock. Well we watch as each is interviewed and then they jack off for the camera or in the case of the lone girl, Summer Star she used a giant clear dildo to fuck her pussy and she let Jewel get another toy about an inch up her ass. The contestants are then brought before Jewel and she calls them up front one at a time giving a short synopsis of how they did and if they've made it to the next day. She was honest, some of the guys couldn't get it up or cum when she wanted and she let them know, not mean spirited at all. Well the guys who made it were T.C., Silver Fox, Summer Star, Jay Summer-- OMG the girls loved his big black cock!!, Billy Big Rooster, and Wde, this guy came in like 5 seconds. 2 guys who didn't ke it were real good example for the regular guys like me. Casey, this guy just couldn't handle not being picked and his insecurities showed while he whined before Jewel and the other judges. Now Paul took the experience in stride and he actually got lucky receiving a blowjob from Bisexual Britni whom he is a big fan of evidently, we don't see it but I have no doubts he enjoyed it as there are some still shots on the back cover of the dvd. So I'd say let's move on to day 2!

Day 2:

The day begins with more fun shenanigans with the judges and it seems we get more contestants before round 2 begins. Taylor is our second girl and she's topless while being interviewed by Britni. Actually she hooked up with Ron and his lady friend the night before at a local swingers club!! Even Britni gets in the spirit locking lips with our perpective contestant. This girl is really relaxed and handles the questions easily as Britni poses them. The judges are also impressed with her big clitoris and Taylor does a nice job with the clear dildo. Jewel has to get a closer look so she helps Taylor a bit! We even see Michael Stefano is impressed as evidenced by the buldge in his pants! Taylor then gets another test and she passes nicely giving Michael a good blowjob, deepthroating him and taking a facial to close. The judges, particularly Jewel and Jacklyn are really enamored with her and practically award her the prize!! There are a few more contestants before we watch the judges debate. The female winner was easy as Taylor took that title, we don't see Summer again so the 6 picture deal goes to Taylor. Before the male winner is chosen we have Britni lie on the floor and the guys are told to pop on her. The loads vary from little to good with one facial for our petite girl. The debate then ensues and again Taylor won easily with the other debate concerning the male winner as well as the runner ups going smooth coming quickly to a consensus. So the second runner up was Billy Big Rooster and the 1st runner up was Silver Fox-- the 61 year old man who came on cue and was very energetic with his audition. Watch him and you'll be surprised! The male winner was easy in the end as the big black cock belonging to Jay Summer took the honors! So we have our winners it's on to the scene with Jewel!

Jewel, Jay Summer & Taylor:

Well no nervousness here as Jay relaxes as Jewel starts sucking him off and Taylor looking like a pro shares in getting him hard. Jay does a little finger play to Jewel's pussy before standing up for some more blowjob action. There are good tight camera shots of the bj and you even hear Jay with some dirty talk. Jewel gives some direction and they both take it well. The sex starts with doggie for Jewel and she in turn tastes Taylor's pussy. The female winner then does some P2OGM and then she gets to eat out Jewel, lucky girl!! The two winners eventually get to fuck as Jay test Taylor out in mish and the scene ends with a very good facial and there's shared cleanup. So ends the first installment and I would call it a success.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

So this was most interesting. I just touched on it some for each day. I thought the questions were good, some of the contestants were slow with their answers, you could tell they were not experienced performers. Jewel, Ron, and Jacklyn all interacted with each other easily and it was informative to watch as they interacted with the contestants as well. Watching this two day affair, it gives just a glimpse of how "hard' it is to make it in the adult biz. If you have a hot girlfriend that could get you in and once in the consistent ability to be able to stay hard and cum on cue will keep you in the biz. The extras are light but really you get the behind the scenes material with the interviews with the contestants as well as the banter between the three judges. Other extras include a Jewel bio, a photo gallery, and some trailers. So what's my take on this movie, it's an interesting intro to how hard it is to make it in the biz, you get some laughs as the judges have fun with each other and with the people trying out. The strokeability is really not there until the scene with Jewel, Jay, and Taylor. I would watch this for some laughs and for the people trying their best to make it into the adult biz! I hope there is a second one, perhaps Pornstar Reviewer!!