Popporn Guide to Making Fuck Review

Reviewed by Jake Balde  on  8/3/2009

Spock Buckton the artist, poet, and porno mystic makes his directorial debut by creating fuck magic in Popporn: The Guide to Making Fuck. The comedy runs like a honeymooner’s dick throughout this title, and with co-director Brian Bangs and the pornographic nous of Mike Quasar, the end result is a quality stick flick that will make you laugh, cry and jerk off spontaneously. At a time when people in the skin trade are taking themselves extremely seriously, Buckton and Bangs show the result of what a sense of humour and sprinkling of imagination can produce.

Courtney Cummz
Courtney is a pro when it comes to making fuck, and the new boobs have turned her body into a sensual delight. With Marco Banderas for stunt cock this is guaranteed to be a quality liaison with ticks in all boxes including sloppy head, pussy pounding and anal penetration. Courtney has no trouble making a stiff cock explode like a volcano, and after she has had every hole violated by the love hammer she dribbles the man cream over her chin and tits. Don’t be fooled by the comedy, this is a hot scene.

Lexi Belle
Lexi Belle is a little pocket rocket and the young nubile brings a strong fuck energy to this scene. The Dean Routine is definitely not the most exciting of stick men, but he even gives a bolter here with Lexi turning on the charm. She sucks cock and balls like a flirtatious school girl keen to please, and when she gets a crack at riding the two-inch killer she does so with the verve of a sex kitten. Lexi even looks good through the interruptions of Buckton storming onto set in a quest to find a semblance of control. The frilly underwear ensemble she has on for the opening is definitely a turn on, and the little disco muff will even have lovers of waxed beaver wanting a feel.

Bobbi Starr & Ryan Keely
While girl-on-girl action isn’t really the order of the day, it becomes a necessity when Buckton fires the hire stud, and who better to have involved than the angelic Bobbi Starr. What starts out as an average munch fest actually turns out to be a pretty good scene with both girls drawn in by the magic of a wet puss. Ryan convulses as she gets fingered, and Bobbi hits the high notes with the glass dildo hanging out of her. But it’s the strap-on action that all the preliminaries have been building up to, Bobbi dishing out the plastic inches in the doggy position like she has had practice with the fake cock from somewhere before.

Kimberly Kane
There is no denying Kimberly Kane’s love of sex, and she attacks John Strong like a woman who has been on a cock free diet for the last six months. While this might not be the most dramatic scene on the disc, one gets the feeling that if you were in the sack with Kimberly she would let you stick it anywhere if she thought it would get you off. When the eyes roll back in her head it’s a sign she is enjoying the fuck magic that Buckton’s aura produces, and even the director going on a self tazered rampage can’t deny the creamy finish.

Gianna Michaels
If ever there was a girl with the personality to be in a porno comedy its Gianna, and her cock charm makes her a certain starter. After Buckton rides the lighting for the second time courtesy of the cock blocking Mick Blue, the busty one has to be content with the Blue balled stallion. Gianna never disappoints, and this is another high energy fuck that is full of voracious moves and position changes. And with Gianna’s puppies on the loose it’s hard to know where to look.

Tori Black & Faye Reagan
Threesomes don’t always turn out as you plan, but it’s hard to see this one not being great with Tori and Faye involved. When Dane Cross looks down to see his love hammer jammed between the faces of these two hotties he must get the feeling he has been to the top of the mountain. There is a lot of oral and fingering before The great Dane actually buries the sloop, but once he does the girls respond to the dicking, especially when he puts the foot down and goes hard. Faye’s tits are amazing and everyone wants a feel of them here, and Tori is her usually self, good without being brilliant.

In Closing
Buckton is a visionary, and proves that you don’t need to have mundane sex if you venture to the promise land of porn comedy, as both gags and fuck magic can combine to form a sensual mix of entertainment. This is a quality double disc and at the price is definitely a bargain and worth outlaying a few oxford scholars. The second disc contains the real entertainment to accompany the six scenes of hardcore, with interviews, BTS, bloopers, cumshots and a solar scene from Stevie Hart. And the Kimberly Kane beard trim well that is just a bit out there. So Buckton, Bangs and Quasar have bought back the bush and delivered a quality release, and the second instalment in the series should be eagerly anticipated. And if Buckton decides to cross the line and actually nude up then something special will no doubt entail. With the sense of humour these guys have the possibilities are endless, especially if they delve into the comedy of watching a non-performer like Buckton go through the pressures of stepping up to the plate. And if he unleashes a two-inch killer with a normal size ball bag, and not one that has shrunk under the burden of steroids, and he lasts about 3 minutes after telling a 2 minute gag half way through his fuck repertoire, it would still be more fun than half the other robots hammering away on the quality pussy for our supposed entertainment. So get on Popporn.com and Popporn: The Guide To Making Fuck for a taste of the hilarity, and watch out for the Nina Hartley cameo.

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