PinUp Perversions With Krystal Steal Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  3/16/2009

Shot in full 1080 High Definition, PIN UP PERVERSIONS: KRYSTAL STEAL (2008, Club Jenna) is a series of vignettes with Krystal Steal appearing in the first two scenes. Directed by Laurent Sky, the disc achieves a retro 40s look in terms of the ladies clothing and surrounding sets. Director Sky messes with the the actual lighting and also uses some color effects that diminish many of the scenes. Also, be warned; proper period music gives way to cheap techno noise as each scene progresses.

KRYSTAL STEAL & ERIC MASTERSON

With a Marilyn Monroe look, Krystal wants to reward the man who helped her with her career. She delivers some dialog then she and Eric watch a one reeler, which is the actual sex scene divided into three sections: foreplay, fucking, facial. The techno music starts up during the blow job then Krystal and Eric settle into a series of straight sex positions on a table in front of a night-time, city skyline backdrop. Krystal looks great as she sweats and offers up "you fucking animal, you fucking bitch' to Eric screwing her. Eric drops a load on her tongue for the facial that shifts into black and white then the next shot shifts into color as the duo watch the end of the one reeler. A solid 17 minute scene with good chemistry between Krystal and Eric---!!! outa !!!!!

KRYSTAL STEAL & TONY DE SERGIO

At a beauty parlor, a manicurist (Tony) seduces Krystal in a beauty parlor chair as he starts with her hands and ends up in her pussy. This 17 minute scene with a series of straight sex positions and a facial is pink, yes, pink, with some blue window drapery in the background. The strange colors incredibly detract from a solid performance by Krystal---! outa !!!!!

RILEY EVANS & MICK BLUE

An apothecary (Mick) seduces his assistant (Riley) as she rides a ladder and reaches for stuff on the pharmacist's shelves. The pleasent 40s vibe shifts to bad techno music during the blowjob. By the time the duo settle into some striaght sex postions, the pink cast returns and those pink tones and hues hang around for the cumshot. A fantastic start that degenerates into poor visual quality and lousy background music---! outa !!!!!

MAYA GATES & MARCO BANDERAS

A great opening. Maya looks like a singer performing with an old fashioned microphone and Marco plays a piano on a stage with bright blue drapery in the background. The nice retro feel of this scene disappears by the time the duo are fucking each other on the piano bench to the strands of...you guessed it...bad techno music. This 19 minute scene features the two performers with a very hot, almost orange hue to their bodies, which jumps out from the black of the piano and the blue of the drapery. Maya has a terrific ass and lighting effects minimally detract from this overly long 19 minute scene---!! outa !!!!!

TAYLOR CHANEL and her beau

Taylor's scene echoes Maya's scene. There's a great start as she shares a cigarette to the sounds of the tune "she likes the simple things." The music shift to jazzier music as a table in a horse shoe booth is removed so that Taylor can administer a blowjob. The music fits the setting until the bad techno crapp returns and hinders the progression of straight sex positions, which lead to a facial that shoots up her forehead. It's a 17 minute scene which has the look of the era but not the sound of the era---!! outa !!!!!

Special Features are thin on the Behind the Scenes and Photo Gallery fronts; both are 3 minutes long. Plenty of trailers include COCK GRINDER: BREA BENNET, ASS ON TAP, PIN UP PERVERSIONS: ROXY JEZEL, HIGH DEFINITION, ROXY JEZEL: SERVED RAW.

Taking the place of a Bonus Scene is a Masturbations feature that runs about 13 or 14 minutes: Krystal looks great in a big red dress, nice garters but the tease and twat touching has bad techno accompaniment for two minutes---!; Maya appears on a different set as she prances in big black panties, bra and garter then a gold didlo appears so that she probes her pussy and her asshole plus some A2M moments happen inbetween---!!!; Riley rubs over her panties then the shot dissolves to her touching her twat as she masturbates on the apothecary set for this 3 minute scene---!!; Taylor fingers her twat with those long gloves on plus the retro music sets the proper mood---!!!.

PIN UP PERVERSIONS: KRYSTAL STEAL (2008, Club Jenna) starts out with one terrific hip scene then turns square for a couple of scenes and never recaptures that hip quality. The gals look great in their 40s attire but the scenes lose their retro feel with the introduction of bad modern techno plus lighting effects that detract from their performances. Footage from some of the skimpy Behind the Scenes stuff looks better than some of these splashy effects attempted by director Laurent Sky---! 1/2 outa !!!!!