Pink Hotel On Butt Row Review

Pink Hotel On Butt Row
Evil Angel
Directed by Joey Silvera
Starring: Jewel De'Nyle, Angel B, Kelly, Avalon, Elena, Torri, Vanity, Peter North, Vince Vouyer, Dave Hardman, Sean Michaels, TT Boy, Joey Silvera
Running time: 2hrs 20mins

While the title might mislead the uninitiated, one girl-girl scene is as "gay" as it gets in this 1998 release from the gently deranged mind of Mr Joey Silvera. Otherwise, it's largely about sex of the boy-girl variety, lots of sunshine, and a little touch of kinkiness here and there to spice it up.

Torri
Just what I need on a wet Saturday in Scotland - I look out my window and see grey skies and pouring rain, I look at my screen and see scrumptious little white-pantied tease Torri fooling around with Joey in the California sunshine. This small-busted, big-assed blonde possesses quite a bottom and therefore it's perhaps unsurprising to hear the soft tones of Mr John Stagliano emanating from behind the camera as Joey concentrates on playing with the intriguing Torri. She seems all cute at first, but has some interesting ideas and likes to be mean to Joey too.

So after some delightful tease that I could well imagine will get white panty and butt freaks going, and some close examination of Torri's form, not to mention her private pink folds, she gives Joey some good old head and then they fuck. Perhaps John sometimes concentrates too much on the business end of things for my liking, but with good reason here as Torri's ass cheeks clench and relax spectacularly as she rides Joey's cock. Do you know what? I do believe this girl really is getting off! Scoff all you like, cynics, but I am sold on this scene anyway. It has a great vibe, Torri is a sparky little character and there's just one great shot after another as they continue to fuck outdoors and then inside, where Torri wears a pair of swimming goggles for some reason (?). Following lots of vibey sex, which has a sporadically edgy feel (though not much explicitly rough about it, more of a feeling and attitude - from her more than him), Joey just lies back and lets her stroke him off, while talking sternly to him, and he shoots off like a rocket over his belly.

Jewel De'Nyle
This scene must have been fairly early in Jewel's career. I must say immediately that I have never been an admirer, and further that I generally don't go for fake boobs, but hers actually look pretty good here as Joey shoots her posing in some sun-drenched poolside spot. Her image doesn't suit her, though - her hairstyle is terrible and that leather harness garment really looks tacky. She poses for Joey, and then slides into the pool where he observes her from an underwater window. This looks great, really inspired. Peter North (who I think was her partner at the time) is the man in the scene, and starts to touch her up in the water, before she turns round and gives him some head, with this look of blissful concentration on her face.

Now Jewel is renowned for her big old butt, and that's what we see next as the action moves indoors and she sinks down onto Peter's cock. She rides him like a good 'un, and there are plenty more positions that show off her ample curves. I particularly liked a standing doggy position that demonstrates the way her shapely legs flow up into that ass. However, while this is not a bad scene by any means, and there is indeed some tasty and energetic fucking going on, it didn't quite hit the spot for me. Maybe if I liked Jewel more, maybe I'd like it more. Whatever, it's a Peter North scene, and so that means it can end only one way - with a colossal load of come streaking Jewel, her face, her hair, her neck, her boobs, everywhere or so it seems, leaving her to suck Peter clean and look pleased with her day's work.

Elena
In an airy mansion, Joey films Elena, a slim Russian blonde, posing and playing with a dildo. She has really great legs in really great black nylons, high heels and a sexy smile. She poses on a table, on a bar top and even out in the pool, all with a dildo still slotted into her pussy and those stockings, shoes and PVC skirt still on. Then TT Boy arrives and offers Elena a hand out of the pool. He hasn't become a gentleman, though, it's just so she can get up there to suck his dick! Which she does, with some expertise.

Out in the hot sun, the sex is equally heated and intense. "Da! Da!" she yells as she rides TT, her legs flexing in sheer nylon. I can imagine she was quite hoarse by scene's end, as there's plenty more yelling for her to do as she screws herself silly on TT's pistoning prick. There seems to be a decent rapport between them, which helps. I like the shot, after they move indoors, of TT watching intently as Elena uses a toy to prime her ass for anal - he's like a tightly coiled spring waiting to leap into action. Soon enough he gets his chance, and Elena's reaction to the ass fucking is again violently vocal, as she gets her butt stuffed this way and that, until TT blasts off on her face. He stays hard, fucking her ass some more, and then there's a few snippets of them continuing to fuck as they cool off in the pool - another load of come, fired on her pussy, wraps up a fine session. Maybe Elena isn't the hottest export from Eastern Europe, but she's hot enough and this scene lights up the screen.

Vanity
Apparently a girl from Texas in town for a brief visit, Joey has jumped at the chance to shoot her. As she chats and then poses we see why - maybe not the prettiest, her tattoos and piercings aren't my thing, but her soft skin and beautiful tits merit some attention. Then the guys move in, and what a state they are. It's hard to believe this movie was made only four years ago, or thereabouts, as Dave Hardman's style-free long hair makes him look like he's in competition with Tony Tedeschi for the vacancy in the Ramones, and I couldn't speculate on what Vince's mop top is about at all. Clearly porn studs don't spend their hard earned bucks on decent barbers.

Anyway, this is about the sex, right? So what goes on? Well, the action starts with Vanity in the kitchen, flashing her boobs from under her black dress, the guys arrive and start kissing her and pawing at her, they move to a living room and she gets busy with their dicks. The pleasure comes in spurts (no pun intended) in this scene, usually when D. Hardman Esq. is out of the picture and I can concentrate on Vanity's fabulous ass working as she rides Vince's cock. The guys take turns fucking her and having their dicks sucked, but maybe it's because Vanity isn't the most demonstrative performer that I didn't fully appreciate the scene. It has its moments, with some great shots to exhibit her best assets (boobs and butt) and dear old Dave seems to enjoy it all right, popping twice on her face to Vince's once, but Vanity clearly doesn't welcome the facials.

Kelly and Avalon
Two irresistibly gorgeous girls who I am more familiar with as magazine models - perhaps because their movie credits are largely, if not exclusively, in the area of girl-girl, masturbation and other fetish videos and hence have little chance of crossing my path. Whatever, this is a good example of the infuriating attraction and drawbacks of girl-girl scenes. After an intro with brunette Kelly (another stunning Czech) playing basketball, she and blonde Avalon (contender for Most Pseudonyms in Porn - see here for more), get together indoors. These girls possess all the things that drive men crazy, the pouting lips, the sexy eyes, the pert breasts and buttocks, the long legs and the lacy underwear, the silken tresses falling softly on a lover's face. Unfortunately, and though its so good of them to share it with the viewers, these things are only for each other. Not for any nasty men.

So if you can stand watching Kelly and Avalon take turns licking sweet pussy, using tongues, toys and fingers to get each other off, this will be great viewing. What a chore, I know! Seriously, this is a great scene as far as this sort of thing goes, in my book at least. They kiss nicely, there's a good playful vibe but they get serious when need be and of course they are exceptionally easy on the eye. I'd really just like to know if these girls see men in their private lives, and if so why they're only doing girl-girl (though I can see it makes sense when considering some of the unappealing geezers they could potentially be paired with if they chose to do boy-girl). It's just so frustrating! Not that I really entertain much fantasy of making it with such babes anyway, and let me just repeat that they are gorgeous, Kelly in particular.

Angel Baby
This scene appears to have been shot in Budapest, indeed Joey follows super curvaceous Angel baby up a staircase to the empty flat where Buttman shot the Susie scene in Buttman's Rolling Cheeks. A small world, smaller still when I realise that Angel is perhaps better known as Vivienne Martinez, in True Anal Stories 8 and Nice Rack 2 for example. Her hair is straight and brown here, she doesn't look quite as pretty as I recall, but still fabulously voluptuous and possessed of a great attitude as she poses for Joey, flashing beautiful full, ripe, hanging tits before going into the flat where she starts kissing the waiting Sean Michaels, who is wearing a cardboard halo!

I love Angel's reactions as she gets out Sean's dick and gives him a good old suck. That's what it's all about. Then there's the equal pleasure of seeing those tits in motion (her large tattoo is an obvious distraction, but she's too good for me to hold it against her, no pun intended again). Sean's big dick fills her up and she blasphemes as she expresses her pleasure. A ridged dildo is the only thing to make its way into her ass here, but a further good dicking from Sean gets him up to the point of no return, resulting in streaks of come splattering her sweet face. It's not the best scene I've ever clapped eyes on, but it's good fun and the sacrilegious element is welcome.

Overall
So the Pink Hotel isn't a residence for camp gentlemen, of course, but yet another euphemism for female genitals, which is where the emphasis lies in this movie that's light on anal but well-endowed with energetic, good natured sex with a very occasional kinky or eccentric touch. I like Joey's loose shooting style and the relaxed air on set, or at least that's the way it feels. Not all the girls are to my taste here, but overall this is good stuff, not quite out of the top drawer perhaps, but highly watchable and often exciting all the same.

DVD Comments
The picture quality is good, with mainly strong colour but an occasional lack of sharpness. Sound is fairly clear, but there's not too much dialogue to go amiss anyway. The selection of DVD extras isn't quite as good as Evil Angel's usual - no extra footage, a modest photo gallery (little more than full versions of the box cover pics) and filmographies for the cast.