Pimpin' White Ho's (DVSX) Review

Studio: DVSX
Director: Ron Hightower
Year: 2005

Feature Time: 2:08:05

Extras: Trailers (0:03:18)

Starring:
Sandra Romain
Kayla Marie
Alex Devine
Lara Love
Babalu
Anita Line

Themes: Interracial

Attempting to appeal to the ever popular hip-hop demographic, "Pimpin' White Ho's" from Ron Hightower plays on the ethnic stereotypes typical with so-called interracial type porn. The cover is littered with pictures of diamonds to create the popular iced-out look. I suppose we are in store for a glamorous trip to the world where badly-dressed pimps in zoot suits trick out some street walkers. Let's get ready to pimp some ho's, dog.

Scene 1: Sandra Romain and a dude

If you have never seen Sandra Romain in action before, then you don't watch a lot of current porn. She is a hard-working Euro-chick with a certain sexual fire. I really loved her in the recent "Mind Fuck" from Red Light District.

After a long tease set-up (partially filmed in black-and-white, which sucks) a guy shows up to 'pimp' Sandra out, which consists entirely of him fucking her. I wish there was some cheesy "pimps and ho's" plot to go along with the title but unfortunately that's not the case.

The dude eats Sandra's pussy and she blows him for a little bit. Shockingly, Sandra does not do anal in this scene. It's o.k. but is marred at the end by an insanely lame cumshot where the dude beats off onto his own leg. Sandra is relegated to licking up the mess.

Scene 2: Lara Love and a guy

Lara has a pretty hairy pussy. She stuffs her own panties in her mouth and fingers herself. A guy enters eventually and bangs her meaty pussy followed by her ass in reverse cowgirl. The guy pulls her hair a little and slams his huge rod into her tight-looking asshole. Finally he jerks off a pretty good facial and Lara looks bewildered.

Scene 3: Babalu and a guy

Babalu is an impressively voluptuous young lady with a round, tan body and large natural breasts. From her opening striptease her lusciousness caught my eye. Unfortunately she is not a great performer and just kind of passively accepts her fucking. A random guy plugs her pierced pussy followed by her ass.

Since there is so much anal in this movie already I'm wondering why Sandra did not do it as well. Babalu's anal scene was o.k. but the heat was seriously tempered by another terrible cumshot which is filmed from a worthless, far-away angle; we can barely make out the stuff hitting her face.

Scene 4: Alex Devine and a guy

Alex looks very cute with a brown hair color here. She's always good for an energetic, strokable scene. She gives the camera some nasty looks while fingering her shaved pussy. Soon a guy in dreadlocks magically appears and penetrates her, but not before Alex gives him a messy deep-throating session. Surprisingly, Alex doesn't do anal either in this film. She does take a nice open-mouth facial. This was the best scene of the movie so far for me.

Scene 5: Anita Line and a goofy guy

Even though the cover promises "white ho's," Anita Line looks very dark. I'm guessing she is of Latina or African descent. Perhaps some may regard this as false advertising, but Anita is good-looking and her race is irrelevant to me. The guy makes all kinds of goofy faces while banging her. You will probably laugh.

The scene takes place in a room with a pool and blue tiled walls. Anita gets her ass fucked by the dude and slaps her pussy at the same time. Instead of a facial Anita gets the load right on her swollen pussy lips.

Scene 6: Kayla Marie and Sledge Hammer

Kayla Marie is the girl I've been waiting this whole movie to see. She performs a nice tease segment as well, stroking her snatch while bent over on all fours. Sledge Hammer shows up and Kayla sucks his dick while he lays on a bed.

Kayla's black panties are pushed to the side and Sledge fucks her pussy in reverse cowgirl and missionary. The video quality is very bad in Kayla's scene; everything looks pale and grainy which kind of ruins the mood.

Die-hard fans of interracial sex may want to give "Pimpin' White Ho's" a look, but don't buy it on a whim because of the awesome title and cover. The money shots range from acceptable to woefully bad, the video quality is not top-notch, and many of the girls do not give a great performance. The more well-known girls Sandra, Alex, and Kayla give the best efforts but all three have much better scenes available. All in all the ho pimpin' that goes on here is of the average variety.

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