Phat Round Spanish Butts Review

"Yea BOne, what's up, bra?"

"I got a new Pumper DVD to review. Ya wanna rap this one for me?"

"Ah, yea, I wanna catch some fresh booty!"

"Well, here ya go, man."

About an hour later...

"Hey, BOne. I've seen all these Pumper clips; you review it."

"Well, shit, it looks like a new release."

"Pumper's fucking with you, bra."

"Yea, man, you right."

Well, I cant' speak for rapper T. Pitty but I've seen the first two scenes of PHAT ROUND SPANISH BUTTS (2011, Freaky Empire) on JUICY LATIN COOCHIE. Check out T. Pitty's rapping review of that 2 disc set if you want a more thorough examination of the first two scenes. Meanwhile, PHAT ROUND SPANISH BUTTS appears to be a compilation disguised as a new release so I'll do a quick review of the three scenes that I haven't seen plus include some lagniappe rapping. Wide screen. No condoms.

OLIVIA O' LOVELY---T. Pitty's best rap about this scene from JUICY LATIN COOCHIE

"Her ass so big, it fills up the screen; looking up close, I wonder where it's been."

LUSCIOUS LOPEZ---T. Pitty's best raps about this scene from JUICY LATIN COOCHIE

"There's Luscious Lopez wearing a mesh pink thing, she puts her ass in the air and makes it sing."

"A dick sucking break, a hand job, too; she rides reverse cow, big cheeks shake for you."

"In the ass, she takes a real anal pounding; let's fly some words that are Spanish sounding."

LEONA DULCE---Leona takes a straight sex pounding from Rico Strong. During the chit chat, dildo stuff and early blow job moments, my girlfriend in the next room had this to say about the music that's louder than Leona: "it's the same crap over and over." Leona's leaning forward in reverse cow is the highlight of this standard overlong interracial scene that concludes with a cumshot dropped on her tongue with a huge piercing. Leona swallows---!! 1/2

LAURIE VARGAS---With a hairy bush and a terrific ass, Laurie takes an extensive multi-position anal pounding from Rico, who drops a load in her mouth. Laurie swallows. Erratic lighting and over length drops this scene's rating---!!

ALEXIS BREEZE---Alexis finishes up this 3 hour 40 minute comp with another straight sex scene delivered courtesy of Rico. "There it is again" hollers my gal in the next room when the same crappy muzak started up again. Alexis gives up on the big monster dildo attached to the floor in favor of climbing upstairs to suck Rico's cock. Straight sex positions in a white couch area lead to doggy on the stairway and spoon on the floor, which is where Rico drops his load on the side of Alexis's left butt cheek. Super cute girl---!!!

Extras are on the light side. Surprise, surprise, no BTS but a cumshot recap, a few trailers and photo gallery.

As mentioned above, Brian Pumper's FAT ROUND SPANISH BUTTS (2011, Freaky Empire) is a compilation parading as a new release. The DVD sleeve is loaded with butt cheek shots, which might lure a few to purchase or rent this release but you've been warned. This DVD's misleading nature drops the final rating from !! 1/2 to ! 1/2 outta !!!!!