Official Wife Swap Parody Review

Running Time: 147 minutes

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Sara Sloane, Julia Ann, Bobbi Starr, Nyomi Banxxx, Kagney Linn Karter, Rebeca Linares, James Deen, Mark Wood, Marco Banderas, Prince Yahshua, Dane Cross, Anthony Rosano, Rob Spallone

The Feature

Official Wife Swap Parody is another title by Zero Tolerance from the parody genre, this time lampooning the popular reality TV show. For those of you that aren’t familiar with Wife Swap, the premise is that two couples/families, usually from different backgrounds and classes, swap wives/mothers for a two week period. From there we follow how the wives adapt to their new surroundings (usually unsuccessfully), and then watch the resulting chaos that ensues. In this film, the couples/families paired together are :

Bobbi Starr/Mark Wood with Nyomi Banxxx/Prince Yahshua

James Deen/Sara Sloane/Rob Spallone with Julia Ann/Anthony Rosano

Kagney Linn Karter/Dane Cross with Marco Banderas/Rebeca Linares

For each of the wife swaps, we are given an insight into each of the couples so let’s have a look at the scenes:

Wife Swap 1

Bobbi Starr is the intellectual of the couple, with Mark Wood having dreams of becoming a rapper like Eminem. Nyomi Banxxx doesn’t like the fact that Prince Yahshua isn’t bringing any money home, but he says the reason for that is that he’s studying to be a lawyer. When the couples swap, the comedy fun begins. Mark tries his best to impress Nyomi with his rapper skills, but fails miserably, and Bobbi upsets Prince by assuming that he drinks Malt Liquor and Kool Aid.

Scene 1 – Nyomi Banxxx & Mark Wood

Mark is down in the dumps and Nyomi feels sorry for him. She says there must be something that he’s good at; Mark says that he eats pussy really good and decides to show Nyomi. He licks her pussy and ass before Nyomi returns the favour and sucks his cock. Mark makes her lie back and starts pounding away at her pussy. After tasting her pussy and ass once more, Nyomi rides him vigorously. The action moves to spoon then Nyomi gives Mark a tit-fuck & blowjob before she bends over and gets plowed from behind. After some frenetic fucking, Mark cums on her juicy ass.
This is a good scene, with plenty of energy from Nyomi and Mark. Good start to the film.

Scene 2 – Bobbi Starr & Prince Yahshua

Bobbi (wearing a very sexy see-through dress) goes to talk to Prince, but only succeeds in upsetting him again when she asks what his favourite handgun is. She then confesses that she has ‘jungle fever’ and needs to be dominated by a ‘gangsta’. Before Prince responds, she has his jeans undone and is eagerly swallowing his cock. After some furious cock-sucking, Bobbi pulls her thong aside and lowers herself onto Prince’s cock. She rides him hard before he picks her up and puts on her back for some missionary pounding. She sucks his cock again before sitting sideways on his cock and riding him again. They move through a number of positions before Prince cums in Bobbi’s mouth, which she swallows. This is a great scene. Bobbi is really vocal throughout as Prince fucks her hard, and the chemistry between them is there for all to see. This is one of the scenes of the year for me.

Wife Swap 2

Now we are introduced to the dysfunctional family of Rob Spallone, Sara Sloane and James Deen. Sara is married to Rob and James plays Rob’s grown-up son. I have to say I found the exchanges between the three of them hilarious and it contrasts with the more normal pairing of Anthony Rosano and Julia Ann who are portrayed as the well-to-do couple looking for new and fun people to meet. Julia Ann has her hands full when she moves in with Rob and James as Rob constantly argues with her and orders her about while James lusts after his ‘new’ mum. And Sara is too much for Anthony as she’s a little abrasive for his liking and she screws up an important business meeting he has.

Scene 3 – Sara Sloane & Anthony Rosano

Sara feels bad about her behaviour and makes it up to Anthony by giving him a blowjob. She deepthroats his cock then rides him before Anthony puts her on her back and pounds away at her pussy. Sara then gets Anthony to face-fuck her; this is really hot as she swallows his cock whole without gagging. After that they move to doggy style where Anthony really hits his stride. The action moves to spoon before Anthony shoots all over Sara’s pretty face. This is a hot scene. Sara is vocal throughout and really gets up a sweat as Anthony fucks away.

Scene 4 – Julia Ann & James Deen

Julia receives a call from Anthony who confesses that he had sex with Sara. She’s sad when James appears and after hearing what has happened, offers himself to Julia so she can even up the score. After some passionate kissing, James whips off her panties and eats her pussy. There’s some quick missionary action before Julia takes charge and sucks James’ cock and rides him. James then takes the initiative and fucks her in spoon and then reverse cowgirl. James then turns her over and fucks her from behind before he cums in Julia’s mouth. This is another good scene with a lot of chemistry between Julia and James.

Wife Swap 3

Kagney Linn Karter and Dane Cross play a happy couple from Nebraska who enjoy the simple pleasures in life, while Rebeca Linares and Marco Banderas play a horny Spanish couple who can’t keep their hands off each other. When Marco moves in with Kagney, he starts flirting with her immediately, while Dane initially finds Rebeca to be a bit too bossy for him. While Marco is showing Kagney how to cook, she asks if she can do anything for him. He suggests a blowjob while he’s cooking and she willingly obliges. Dane tries to learn salsa dancing with Rebeca, but fails miserably and she constantly berates him.

Scene 5 – Rebeca Linares & Dane Cross

Rebeca tells Dane that he can’t cook or dance so he’d better fuck her good instead. She pushes him down on the bed and gives him a blowjob, then orders him to eat her pussy. He does a good job by the way that Rebeca is moaning, and then Dane fucks her in spoon before Rebeca climbs aboard to ride his cock. They move to doggy then missionary before Dane spunks all over Rebeca’s face. This is a hot scene, Rebeca sparkles as she stays in character throughout the scene as the bossy wife and Dane tries hard not to disappoint her.

Scene 6 – Kagney Linn Karter & Marco Banderas

After some salsa dancing, Marco says that now they will 'make love'. The action moves to the bedroom where Kagney lies on the bed and Marco eats her juicy clam. She sucks his cock to return the favour and then rides him energetically. You get a great shot of Kagney’s ass bouncing as she fucks Marco. She climbs off to suck Marco’s cock before riding him again reverse cowgirl. The action moves onto Marco taking Kagney from behind and then in spoon position. Kagney then spreads her legs wide while Marco pounds away at her pussy in missionary. Marco bends her over to fuck her from behind again before he cums on her ass. This is a very good scene. There’s good chemistry between the two. Nice way to end the film.

The DVD

The menus are nicely laid out and there is a popshots section, trailers, photo gallery and a 11 minute behind the scenes feature with interviews with Nyomi Banxxx and Kagney Linn Karter.

Summary

I really liked Official Wife Swap Parody. The sex is hot (especially the Bobbi Starr/Prince Yahshua scene) and the storyline is actually funny. Sara Sloane does a great comic turn as the abrasive wife from Long Island, and I liked Rebeca Linares as the horny bossy wife. This is definitely in the upper echelon of the all the current parody films and I highly recommend it.