Official Bad Teacher Parody Review
3rd Degree
Studio: 3rd Degree
Category: Comedy , Feature film
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Starring: John Strong, Mark Wood, Michelle Lay, Dane Cross, AnnMarie Rios, Isis Taylor, Bill Bailey, Michael Vegas, Nicole Aniston
Released on: 10/11/2011
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Reviewed by fu_q on 10/2/2014
**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film released on the Hustler network. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and the DVD release.**
Review:
When an independently wealthy substitute teacher shows up at her school, Nicole Aniston--a slutty, do-nothing and care-even-less teacher--makes up her mind to fuck her way into his good graces...and his wallet. Such is the case in the "Official Bad Teacher Parody", a very good flick from Mike Quasar and 3rd Degree Films. What really sets this parody apart from others like it is, perhaps, that its source material itself was pretty "porny" to begin with. Indeed, Cameron Diaz took on the role of the badass, give-a-shit-less teacher to selfish, apathetic perfection in the original release. Here, Nicole Aniston plays her porn counterpart to equal perfection...and looks even better while doing it. To be certain, Nicole is not only one of the most physically stunning stars in the history of adult, but she also proves that she can act, as well...with the smartass, nonchalant educator part coming quite naturally to her. Put all together--along with hot sex from the supporting cast--and the result is a distinct winner.
In terms of the sex, Scene One finds the school's principal, Michelle Lay, consoling the star student, Dane Cross, after Nicole has perturbed the poor little nerd's sense of academic equilibrium. Of course, this consolation consists of giving him access to her mouth and pussy at her home, as well as letting him spunk in her kisser and on her face and chest (oral cock clean-off). Good, sweaty dicking here. Nice!
In Scene Two, a pair of hot and horny students, Isis Taylor and Bill Bailey, pound it out in passionate style upon Nicole's desk, while she's out of the room refilling her flask with booze. Of course, it's not like she'd actually care, especially with how strong of an oral and vaginal romp this one ends up being. A gooey load all over Isis' tits caps off this hot fuck.
Scene Three brings together Mark Wood, a gym teacher with a "horse cock", and Nicole Aniston in the locker room, after Mark has caught her going through the guys' stuff in search of some drugs. Deciding that Mr. Wood's wood is well enough endowed, she decides to give him a go, which immediately leads to her loose-fitting mini-skirt sliding up (no panties...so hot...) and his cock making its way into her mouth. It's difficult to describe just how amazing Nicole looks, with her smooth, tanned skin and near-perfect physique, and the sex that ensues is fairly smokin', too ... especially the cowgirl riding. A pop on Ms. Aniston's right butt-cheek, followed up by some oral cock clean-off, close out this hot one.
In Scene Four, the spicy Latina teacher, Ann Marie Rios, gets caught by the custodian, John Strong, with one of Nicole's joints after inadvertently picking it up. Her only choice, of course, is to face the music or face his cock...so she chooses the latter. An enthusiastic, multi-positioned oral and vaginal fucking follows in the broom closet and then the lounge, ultimately culminating in a facial-glazing for Ms. Rios. Muy caliente!
Scene Five has Nicole Aniston talking the new (...and independently wealthy...) substitute teacher, Michael Vegas, out of his pants in his classroom. Again, Nicole is utterly stunning--leaving little doubt as to why she's a former Pet of the Year--and her cunty, slutty attitude complements well the dirty deeds that proceed. It's all oral and vaginal action that follows, with Vegas banging out her pink puss on her otherwise-tanned figure, and the festivities finish off with a facial. Watching Nicole Aniston have sex is a true privilege. Hot!
In all, this is a very good parody from Quasarman and company that showcases not only the physical beauty that is Nicole Aniston but also her acting chops, as well. She plays the part of the badass, smart-ass, apathetic teacher to perfection, and it is truly a pleasure watching her in action. Her supporting cast is also hot, as are their performances, making this one easy to recommend. Indeed, the only "downside" to the production is that the director's instructions can occasionally be heard off-camera, breaking ever-so-slightly the illusion. Still, this isn't a meaningful detraction, and the film is most certainly worthy.
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Review:
When an independently wealthy substitute teacher shows up at her school, Nicole Aniston--a slutty, do-nothing and care-even-less teacher--makes up her mind to fuck her way into his good graces...and his wallet. Such is the case in the "Official Bad Teacher Parody", a very good flick from Mike Quasar and 3rd Degree Films. What really sets this parody apart from others like it is, perhaps, that its source material itself was pretty "porny" to begin with. Indeed, Cameron Diaz took on the role of the badass, give-a-shit-less teacher to selfish, apathetic perfection in the original release. Here, Nicole Aniston plays her porn counterpart to equal perfection...and looks even better while doing it. To be certain, Nicole is not only one of the most physically stunning stars in the history of adult, but she also proves that she can act, as well...with the smartass, nonchalant educator part coming quite naturally to her. Put all together--along with hot sex from the supporting cast--and the result is a distinct winner.
In terms of the sex, Scene One finds the school's principal, Michelle Lay, consoling the star student, Dane Cross, after Nicole has perturbed the poor little nerd's sense of academic equilibrium. Of course, this consolation consists of giving him access to her mouth and pussy at her home, as well as letting him spunk in her kisser and on her face and chest (oral cock clean-off). Good, sweaty dicking here. Nice!
In Scene Two, a pair of hot and horny students, Isis Taylor and Bill Bailey, pound it out in passionate style upon Nicole's desk, while she's out of the room refilling her flask with booze. Of course, it's not like she'd actually care, especially with how strong of an oral and vaginal romp this one ends up being. A gooey load all over Isis' tits caps off this hot fuck.
Scene Three brings together Mark Wood, a gym teacher with a "horse cock", and Nicole Aniston in the locker room, after Mark has caught her going through the guys' stuff in search of some drugs. Deciding that Mr. Wood's wood is well enough endowed, she decides to give him a go, which immediately leads to her loose-fitting mini-skirt sliding up (no panties...so hot...) and his cock making its way into her mouth. It's difficult to describe just how amazing Nicole looks, with her smooth, tanned skin and near-perfect physique, and the sex that ensues is fairly smokin', too ... especially the cowgirl riding. A pop on Ms. Aniston's right butt-cheek, followed up by some oral cock clean-off, close out this hot one.
In Scene Four, the spicy Latina teacher, Ann Marie Rios, gets caught by the custodian, John Strong, with one of Nicole's joints after inadvertently picking it up. Her only choice, of course, is to face the music or face his cock...so she chooses the latter. An enthusiastic, multi-positioned oral and vaginal fucking follows in the broom closet and then the lounge, ultimately culminating in a facial-glazing for Ms. Rios. Muy caliente!
Scene Five has Nicole Aniston talking the new (...and independently wealthy...) substitute teacher, Michael Vegas, out of his pants in his classroom. Again, Nicole is utterly stunning--leaving little doubt as to why she's a former Pet of the Year--and her cunty, slutty attitude complements well the dirty deeds that proceed. It's all oral and vaginal action that follows, with Vegas banging out her pink puss on her otherwise-tanned figure, and the festivities finish off with a facial. Watching Nicole Aniston have sex is a true privilege. Hot!
In all, this is a very good parody from Quasarman and company that showcases not only the physical beauty that is Nicole Aniston but also her acting chops, as well. She plays the part of the badass, smart-ass, apathetic teacher to perfection, and it is truly a pleasure watching her in action. Her supporting cast is also hot, as are their performances, making this one easy to recommend. Indeed, the only "downside" to the production is that the director's instructions can occasionally be heard off-camera, breaking ever-so-slightly the illusion. Still, this isn't a meaningful detraction, and the film is most certainly worthy.
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