O-Ring Blowout Review

Reviewed by HeyNow  on  3/23/2005

I’ve received very few complaints to my last two reviews so I will follow those up with another one. You also might remember me from “HeyNow’s Quickie Reviews” on my very own thread on the Porn Pool board. Fans there numbered well into the single digits.

O-Ring Blowout. My first ever advance copy of a movie. I should put some thought into this. Now, is this a title that serves as a subtle tribute to the cause of the 1986 Space Shuttle destruction?

Maybe.

A quick check of the RLD site gives the following explanation: “100 percent ANAL!!! Featuring the Anal Sensation! Keri Sable - Bonus Scene Devin Valencia. Look Ma No O-Ring! Where's my Donut Pillow? Vive Le Blowout! - Ole To My O-Ring”

Okay, I guess not. Sounds like this one is about the butt and has nothing to do with NASA.

Okay, the movie. Not the best product out there, but some solid, serviceable porn material nevertheless, needless to say, I can’t give this more than 3 and one half stars. (I see I forgot my standard warning about awkwardly structured sentences and general lack of grammar. Well, you have just witnessed it!) Back to the movie, while the girls are generally hot mc-hotties and the video quality is good to very good, the lighting and choice of locations is merely average. Now, a great location isn’t critical to the overall movie, it’s nice to see more than a standard room with couch.

The sex here is great, for the most part straight to the A type stuff. We get some playful banter with the girls about their soon to be blown out O-Rings (a couple of them have no idea). The sex is hot, sometimes there are 2 guys in the scene.

The girls: Keri Sable (super thin, beautifully tanned, somewhat “plastic” looking but yummy!), Tiffany Hopkins (cute!!! She might be a newer girl…don’t know), Kat (cute enough, tiny, with braces. Not my favorite.), Jasmine Byrne (cute!!!), and Saana (average looking, and with some fairly awful tattoos).

In the end fans of anal should love this one but I’ve read that the failure of the O-Ring was attributed to several factors, including faulty design of the solid rocket boosters, insufficient low-temperature testing of the O-Ring material and the joints that the O-Ring sealed, and lack of proper communication between different levels of NASA management. Hmmm. I hope these girls O-Rings don’t fail – that could lead to a Brownie Blowout.