Nurse Monique Review

Reviewed by Jake Blade  on  2/8/2009

Contract girl Monique Alexander headlines another Vivid release, and this time her comedic skills are tested in Nurse Monique: A Sex Comedy. Monique plays a small town girl who works in a coffee shop and dreams of bigger and better things. She likes watching and fantasizing about porn star Dr Dick and his sexy escapades, which drives her husband and part time drug dealer Phil, crazy. When she catches her man stain Phil cheating, and witnesses his eventually murder by killer pussy, she decides to leave town for Pornoland in search of the Dick and a better life. On this journey she is pursued by her husband’s killers in their hope of catching the blonde hottie.

Monique & Chris Cannon
Monique is tampering with herself while watching Dr Dick work his magic on TV. After begging her partner to join her on the couch for a few sexy times, they eventually work through the vanilla sex setlist, both going down on each other then fucking in reverse cowgirl, side-on bow and arrow style, and doggy. There is no money shot to end this scene due to the storyline of Monique’s disgruntled boyfriend cracking the sads at her porn watching antics. Condoms are used.

Katrina Kat, Chris Cannon & Justin Sterling
After Justin Sterling and Katrina Kat abduct Monique’s lover, they take him to a warehouse where Katrina obliges by blowing both guys. When they head back to Monique’s house, both guys fuck Katrina individually. Katrina rides Stirling in both cowgirls, doggy and spooning before the money shot is blown on her stomach. She then moves to the bed with Cannon where she rides her second cock cowgirl, legs up missionary and spooning. Again the money shot ends up on her stomach. No condoms are used for this scene. Blonde Russian bimbo Katrina has a neat natural body with well toned legs and hamstrings, and a nice pair of nipple rings. She is definitely sexy and she works through both guys quite well.

Monique & Lexi Love
Monique and Lexi meet in a bar and decide to head back to Lexi’s for a nightcap. They both share an affinity for Dr. Dick action, and begin working the little man in the boat while they lay on single beds. Monique looks pretty damn fine working her clit with her black boots on, and Lexi Love is no slouch when it comes to the sexy stakes. Both girls move on to dildos and there are some nice tight close ups of Lexi using a glass rod to penetrate her pussy and ass. As with many of Lexi’s scenes, she has grown in a nice little bush. The girls eventually come together and both chew on the tuna taco before Lexi uses a double ended dildo on Monique. This scene has better close-ups of the action and both girls get into proceedings like they enjoy it.

Monique & Nick Manning, Jenna Presley & Justin Sterling
For the grand finale there is a group scene with two couples separating to work away on single hospital beds. Katrina Kat is perched in the middle masturbating on a wheelchair. As is the way with Vivid sex, both girls start sucking the cock then the roles are reversed and the girl receives the attention before the penetration. The camera cuts back and forward between the two couples and both girls get fucked in a small range of positions. For the money shots Monique has the jizz sprayed in her mouth, while Presley has the man cream blown mostly on her leg in the spooning position. If you are looking for highlights, about the funniest thing that happens is Katrina Kat inadvertently hiccupping as she is touching herself and watching the action. Both Monique and Jenna are extremely hot, but the female talent seems underutilised by the meat puppets. Nick Manning is definite robot material, with average dirty talk and his efforts and repertoire appear too docile at times. Justin Sterling gives a slightly better account but by no means does there appear to be a great deal of chemistry between the guys and the girls.

In Closing
If you take the time to sit through the storyline you may get a couple of giggles, but the laughs are few and far between in this sex comedy. Justin Sterling’s character in using some sort of hammed up Borat accent will send you reaching for the fast forward button quicker than a piranha to a bare ass cheek. The storyline is a little muddled and the sex is very vanilla, even though it is obviously focused on the couples market. But as with most of Vivid’s releases, all the girls are hot. Monique is the big name and has immense drawing power with her beauty and personality. Added to the mix are Lexi Love, who has some great performances to her credit, Russian acrobat Katrina Kat, and the busty Jenna Presley.

But at the end of the day, Monique is the honey that gets these units moving off the shelves. She has a delightful face, a sexy natural body and a good attitude, so it is always nice to watch her in action. Her boobs are great for such a petite girl, and when she gets turned on, her nipples stick out like bricklayers thumbs. One can only hope that when her contract days are over she could turn in a couple of gonzo scenes because she would be phenomenal when glammed up and shot under natural light by a director like Jules Jordan. There are five bonus scenes, previews and some behind the scenes in the extras menu, with the sex in the bonus scenes often hotter than the content in the feature. Monique fans will enjoy, others may be a little less impressed