Not the Wizard of Oz XXX Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  1/1/2014

Welcome porn fans to a recent parody from Will Ryder and according to him this was the most ambitious project he and Scott David had undertaken to film. It is a porn take on a classic, The Wizard of Oz. Perhaps a movie you might think doesn't translate to being a good porno but in this case you'd be wrong. It is easily one of the better releases Jeff has produced. For the plum role of Dorothy they found Maddy O'Reilly and she nails it. In fact each role cast in this release found it's portrayer pretty much spot on I thought. Mac Turner as the Scarecrow was really good and you might remember him from the Rocky Whore parody, he was the Tim Curry role so he can act and sing which is something everyone does in this one among the main cast save for Brandy Aniston. She gets the dual role of Miss Gulch and later the Wicked Witch. Anikka Albrite is Glenda the Good Witch. James Bartholet who is among the better non sex players in porn though he has dabbled now in some fucking plays the Cowardly Lion. James who is a bit of ham gets to indulge that in the big scene where he's revealed. Dick Chibbles is he Tin Man and that's the main cast. You have players such as legend Nina Hartley in this too and she plays Auntie Em. Kurt Lockwood also shows up in this one at the end. So that's a bit of the flavor in terms of the cast. As for the story it's a well known one and Jeff stays pretty close to that story with a few necessary changes here and there along the way.

The first bit of sex comes after Miss Gulch has made her appearance at the farm threatening the family. Nina's Auntie Em disappears and a short time later we find out where she went- in order to make some money to try and save the farm she ahh did some extra chores and I'm not talking laundry! It involves a blow job to a mysterious man, it's Kurt, and she does a fine job working him up to a mouth pop shot. Almost when it was time for the pop Dorothy walks in and sees this. It shocks her a bit. Not long after we have the big storm and Dorothy is transported in the classic whirling house shot to the land of Oz. I should point out that Jeff is shooting this first bit of the film in black & white just like the original. I was happy when Dorothy opened the door and we got the full bright colors.

Dorothy is naturally confused as to where she is and a big ball of light comes floating towards her. It turns into Anikka who tells Dorothy about her house crushing the bad evil witch- we only see her lower legs just like the movie. Another witch shows up and now Brandy is all green and the evil witch sees that her sister is dead but her chief concern seems to be wanting the ruby red shoes around Dorothy's feet. Also here is one of the munchins and they cast Little Stella Marie in this role. There is also a bad evil guard and we get the first full sex scene as the guard ends up fucking Stella. This was my first scene watching a smaller person have sex. You see some bj action and Eric eats her out and fucks Stella until spooging on her ass.

Anikka then points Dorothy in the direction of the yellow brick road, I thought she said yellow prick road a couple of times, lol. Anyway, our heroine is off on her journey and not long into it she runs into the scarecrow. Dorothy frees him and a short time later a female scarecrow played by Alexis Adams. The Scarecrow is going to accompany Dorothy along the road but not before a bit of scarecrow on scarecrow sex. The costuming for Mac was great with the straw coming out of his arms and the makeup/ outfit were fine too. There just wasn't as much you could do for Alexis if you were going to have her naked and fucking in the scene so her facial makeup was fine but not much else was done in terms of costume/ outfit. She's a cute girl and does a good bj and Mac drills her pussy good until a pop to her chest.

The movie keeps on truckin' and the duo soon becomes a trio when they find the Tin Man all rusted. Dorothy finds the can of oil to lubricate him, don't forget his ass crack! He recounts how he became the tin man and it involved some fucking with the evil green witch we just met. The trio walks on until they run into a pimp. Yeah there is a pimp daddy in Oz and he's played by Seth Gamble. He tries to do the lingo and you might laugh a little at this but in a good way. He wants to sample the goods so to speak-- meaning Dorothy. Maddy has only done the traditional masturbation scene so far so it was time to see her in action. Maddy wearing the blue/ white dotted outfit looks fantastic giving Seth's cock some oral love and you see some good angles of her riding him, notably cowgirl and reverse. There is a good facial blast at the end to close the scene.

Not long after this you get the funny scene where James Bartholet enters as the lion and at first he's all bad ass but soon his cowardly side appears plus the consensus seems to be he's gay, lol. A funny song is played/ sung by everyone givign us all a few laughs. This is rudely interrupted when the Evil Witch appears and this time she gets Dorothy along with her band of friends and takes them to her castle. There she still wants the shoes but Brandy is also a horny witch and wants to fuck someone. Turns out it's the Tin Man again and he eats her out and Brandy does some good cock sucking before Dick drills her. The full green paint on her body was cool to see. Now Brandy wanted the load to go to Maddy's face but at the last second she turns the cock and the jizz flies instead to the witches face. Turns out this melts her thus freeing them to continue their journey to the Emerald City.

There they are greeted by a guard, Kurt Lockwood, and the news comes out the actual wizard no longer lives there. Also at this time Glenda comes floating back in and delivers good news. There is still a way for Dorothy to get back home-- group sex! This leads to Dorothy's friends disappearing leaving Anikka and Kurt who has joined them. The girls have some excellent g/g play with one another and they also do a good job working over Kurt's cock each getting multiple chances to be fucked. Each face gets some of the load to end it. Dorothy is then told about clicking her heels together and Anikka gives her a phrase to repeat. The shot of the house spinning comes back as does the black/ white color scheme. Dorothy is back home and you should laugh as she's repeating the naughty phrase even as her family is surrounding her as she lay on her bed. You see the various characters who were in Oz now back in their human form, Mac, James and Dick. They try and sooth Dorothy who is disoriented when waking up. Then Seth Gamble pops in the window and he's going to help save the farm but when Dorothy sees him all she can yell out is he's the pimp while everyone else in unison repeats his last name which is Pimpernickle or something like that. It leads to the last shot which Jeff likes to freeze after the final funny line is delivered. Thus concludes a great parody.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

I wasn't sure what to expect before watching this as like a lot of you out there I didn't immediately think of the porn possibilities of this but Jeff and his team came up with a fantastic take on the classic film fusing in the sexual elements along the way. They also worked in some funny sex songs which Jeff is known to do and they worked in making the story better. Good sex too with Maddy doing a masturbation scene, Brandy doing her thing in green body makeup with the tin man. The scarecrow scene was good with Alexis but I learned when watching the BTS that Mac Turner got sick and had to leave for the hospital. This led to Eric Swiss stepping in for the sex scene and later on you see Eric as the Scarecrow outside the Emerald City gates. So my description of the scene was off when mentioning Mac as being the one to fuck Alexis. The finale with Anikka and Maddy was real good, wouldn't mind watching a g/g of them at some point. As for extras this one offers up a non sex version to enjoy. You see original music videos to the songs heard along with a photo gallery. You also have a behind the scenes segment to enjoy and certainly check that out as you see some of the other girls that auditioned for this movie, over 100 we are told. This was easily one of the better parodie's Jeff and Scott have done and if you like the Wizard of Oz and like the girls cast in this movie it's well worth checking out.