Not The Three Stooges XXX Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  2/19/2013

Will Ryder was the originator of the parody craze in the porn world and he is a master at it. The field is getting overcrowded now but Will is still at the top of his game. In this one, he chooses to go after a classic comedy trio from the vaudeville era, namely the 30’s. Cast as Moe, Larry and Curly are Anthony Rosano, Evan Stone and James Bartholet. This might be a tough one to nail as the old Three Stooges shorts, which every man loves, featured the Three Stooges and not many women at all. There was never any sexual fantasies or situations that any normal human would want to see a porn version of. LOL. Anyways, Will has cast a few hot babes in supporting sexual roles and they bring the heat.

Bailey Blue, Danica Dillion, Britney Young

The Stooges’ girlfriends tell them that if they don’t get jobs, they can kiss their pussies good bye because they are getting cut off! To show them what they’ll miss, they each rub one out in front of them. So the first sex scene is a short, 5 minute masturbation performance. The girls don’t even touch each other!

Mandy Armani

After some slapstick, that is well done by the boys, they apply at a barber shop. The owner of the shop, Chris Charming tells them that it’s a full service barber shop. To prove it, he goes done on Mandy sitting in his barber chair. Mandy blows him and works that big dick into her mouth. She gives him a wet blowjob then gets boned in mish. Chris also drills her in doggie, reverse and cowgirl. Mandy takes his cum all over her face and cleans him off.

Britney Young

The beautician career didn’t work out so well so the Stooges try nude modeling. Larry will earn $100 if he completes the sex act with Britney. He starts kneading her large breasts and Britney pulls out his cock. She works the dick down her throat and looks him square in the eyes. Britney teases the head with her tongue and strokes him off. Evan eats her out Britney gets fucked in doggie, reverse and cowgirl. Evan strokes off all over her face and Britney does some clean-up.

Cassandra Cruz

Cassandra is in a maid’s outfit and offers to clean the Stooges’ room. Moe and Curly take team her with Curly licking her twat until Moe kicks him out. That leaves Rosano to have her for herself. He really gives Cassandra a licking and buries his face in her puss. Casandra gives him head and deep throats that cock. She does a nice job of making it disappear. Anthony slams her in cowgirl, doggie, reverse and mish. Cassandra spreads his seed all over her face and Cassandra cleans him up.

Bailey Blue, Danica Dillion, Britney Young, Callie Cypress, Mandy Armani

The Stooges make a delivery to a whorehouse and find out that their girlfriend’s are prostitutes. An orgy breaks out. There’s a ot going on with 9 people involved, but I’m most impressed with Danica and Callie’s cock sucking skills. There’s some decent fucking involved here but the camera has to cut pretty often to get everyone involved. The only ones to take facials are Callie and Mandy.

SPECIAL FEATURES

A 45-minue BTS, 6-and-a-half minutes of bloopers, the story in color, the story in black-and-white, a cumshot recap and photo galleries.

SUMMARY

As a parody, this one is spot on. As an adult feature, not so much. Anthony, Evan and James are spectacular as the Stooges, especially James. The slapstick, the humor, the fights, all do a very good representation of the classic shorts from long ago. The clothes, the scenery, the credits are were done in a style reminiscent of the originals. As for the sex, two of the 3 sex scenes were throwaways, the first one with the three girls briefly rubbing one out and the last, orgy scene. I’m not a big fan of orgy scenes. The three performances in the middle were pretty hot. Overall, this parody is recommended for an amusing diversion.