Not Airplane XXX: Cockpit Cuties Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  2/9/2013

Will Ryder is the king of adult parodies. He takes the time to flesh out the characters and makes them true to the original production. Other directors aspire to be as successful in the genre as Will is. In this, he takes his second crack at a parody of Airplane. The original consisted of two movies back in the early 80s. The situations and the comedy, moreso than the characters themselves is what made the originals so successful. Therefore, Will doesn’t really need to craft the roles as played in the mainstream flicks. In Not Airplane XXX, the storyline isn’t too complicated, but they take the time to come up with some jokes and lines that stay true. Kayden Kross, Sunny Lane, Misty Stone, Lexi Love, Kacey Jordan and Kenzi Marie lead the charge for the sexual performances and Hillary Scott, Eva Angelina, Teagan Presley and Shyla Stylez appear in non-sex roles (unfortunately).

Kayden Kross

Kayden plays a stewardess who is thinking of posing nude for a men’s magazine. Randy Spears, as a pilot, comes over to her house to get intimate. Kayden is wearing a short brown dress with no underwear on and straddles Randy’s lap. He goes muff-diving and spits all over her snatch. Kayden swallows his cock and gives him a very sensuous blowjob. Kayden has a nice technique where she stares him in the eyes, breathes on the head of his dick and tickles the underside with her tongue. So hot! Kayden gets boned in reverse, mish, cowgirl, doggie and spoon. Randy gives Kayden a thick load all over her face and she cleans him off. Very hot scene!

Kacey Jordan

Kacey looks fantastic in her pink stewardess uniform. She heads up to the cockpit where Eric John is waiting for her. She gets on her knees and gives him head. She takes that dick deep down her throat and spits all over it. Kacey looks very sexy with a cock in her mouth. Eric eats her out from behind and gives her a ride in reverse and cowgirl. Kacey also gets drilled in doggie before she takes his load all over her face.

Kenzi Marie

Big titted blonde Kenzi comes out of the shower in her red bra and panties. The material is straining against the curves of her body. Billy Glyde comes into her dorm room and they start making out. Billy goes down on her and he tongue fucks her asshole. Kenzi servies his cock and gags herself on the monster dick. She gets him all wet with her spti and works out some stringers. By the time she’s done, her face is coated in her spit. Kenzi gets pounded in spoon, cowgirl, reverse and doggie. Billy strokes off all over her face and Kenzi cleans him off.

Misty Stone

Scott Lyons picks up Misty on a flight and takes her out to dinner. They go back to his place and start kissing. Scott eats her out and feeds his cock to Misty. She worships it and gives him a sensual blowjob. She gets him wet with her saliva and gags on his meat. Misty gets pounded in cowgirl, reverse, doggie and spoon. Misty takes a big load al over her face and does some clean-up.

Lexi Love, Sunny Lane

Dino Bravo boards the plane with a bomb strapped to his chest. He threatens to detonate it unless a stewardess will fuck him. Sunny volunteers to take one for the team and then Lexi joins her. Lexi gives him a furious blowjob and does some deep throating. Sunny is content to play with herself and takes off Lexi’s clothes. Sunny eats her out while Lexi stands over the cock then joins her friend in the oral escapades. The girls give him a sloppy blowjob with spit flying all over the place. Sunny and Lexi get banged in all the standard porn positions and Lexi takes it him anally in mish and cowgirl. Dino strokes off all over their faces and splits his seed between the two beauties.

SPECIAL FEATURES

Over 50 minutes of BTS footage, 18 minutes of a director travelogue, 8:15 worth of bloopers and outtakes, photo galleries and a cumshot recap.

SUMMARY

The storyline had to do with terrorism on an airplane and it was well acted and the script was tight and funny. Now onto the sex, I haven’t had much opportunity to see Kayden throughout her career but she was outstanding. She is sexy and hot and had a very nice sex scene. Kacey, Kenzi and Misty also put in good performances and you won’t regret jerking off to them. The finale with Lexi and Sunny with Lexi taking it up the ass was another very nice scene. So buy this DVD for the parody but enjoy it for the sex. Very nice job!