Not a Romance Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  12/16/2003

Here is a Jonathan Morgan feature where everyone is screwing around on their spouse! The main character is Stormy and she's the prize wife of Trevor Zen but home life isn't satisfying enough for this buxom blond so she goes looking for passion elsewhere and Brad Armstrong is more than happy to give it, trouble is he is the best friend of Trevor! The story itself is told in flashbacks and it's hard to know when the real time is they keep going back in time five months, or five years,lol. But seriously are you watching for the story or to watch Stormy, Bridgette Kerkove, and Nicole Sheridan fuck!! I know I'll do without the story myself,lol. But I'll keep aprising you of the storyline just in case you are interested!! I do like how the credits are shown, you see them first backwards then the letters turn around to spell a starlets name or even the movies title. We get to listen to some haunting music as well during this nice credit roll.

As the movie dawns we see Brad Armstrong and Stormy engaging in a conversation. Seems Brad isn't happy about how the magazine he owns 40% of is being run. The two also discuss their previous encounters and Stormy tells Brad that she told her husband, Trevor, about them. This is a good dialogue scene and the two actors do well but I'm ready for some sex!!

Stormy:

We see a room all dark save for a few candles and a lamp. Stormy gets a call from Brad, this scene is 3 months earlier, and the two talk about having sex that day. Stormy then gets reminded of a girl, Jassie, she had been staring at while she and Brad had been out shopping. This leads to our first sex scene as Stormy fantasizes and in this fantasy she walks up to Jassie all confident and the two start to kiss. We get some breast licking by Stormy before she bends down to lick Jassie's pussy. Good looking oral shot from ground level and soon Stormy gets her turn sitting on a car's hood as Jassie laps away. The girls finish their sapphic tryst with Stormy licking and fingering Jassie to a loud climax. Good scene.

bono-Meter: 9.0

Stormy:

We continue with our blond goddess as Trevor wakes up turns over and the two get busy! Stormy is soon swallowing his cock and we also get great shots of her ass/ pussy. Stormy is one hot cocksucker and Jonathan gives us stellar shots of her sword play. This bj only scene leads to a great pop which Trevor shoots up into her mouth and she does some sexy cleanup.

bono-Meter: 9.0

Bridgette Kerkove:

As a new day dawns we see Brad hard at work at the magazine and he takes off to interview a guy for an art directors position. Turns out he is really meeting up with Stormy who is looking mighty fine in her sweater and her hair is made up beautifully as well. Stormy even does the trick of working the movies title into a sentence! Well the action then moves to Bridgette Kerkove who's getting together with Trevor. The action starts with a hot blowjob with excellent eye contact. Mrs. Kerkove is able to take his cock in deep and I must say her clothing ensemble looked hot as well. Sexwise we get a hot ass slappin cowgirl and the pace gets to be quite fast as she rides his cock. A hard mish is also shot before the action moves to her ass starting in RC! The RCA is pretty brief, though, as they switch to mish anal and Bridgette does some great dirty talk.A superb pop is soon shot in her mouth and she does some fine cleanup.

bono-Meter: 9.0

We go back to the magazine setting where Brad and Trevor are discussing Stormy and her sudden zest for life which surprises Trevor, her hubby, but not Brad, her lover! Brad says Trevor should engage in a little extra marital fu if he needs to blow off some stress-- this actually was consumated in the previous scene, like I said this movie jumps around!!

Stormy:

We get to watch this buxom blond once more, this time with Brad. Her tits are already out as Brad hovers near her face and Stormy swallows his cock. Real sexy looks from Stormy as she sucks and jerks his cock. The sex starts in RC which showcases her bodacious ta ta's and she does some fabulous bouncing on his cock here as well. Her breasts stay in the picture as Brad moves to pounding her pussy in spoon. Stormy's ass then gets some screentime when he drills her pussy in doggie and a great pop ends up coating her face soon after. Loved her dreamy eyes looking up at Brad as she licks at the cum dripping from his cock. Nice touch!!

bono-Meter: 9.0

We hear the two lovers discuss her happiness as they lay in bed and Brad tells her to look a bit less happy as her hubby is getting suspicious and Brad then works in the movies title telling her their fling is just that, an affair, and not a romance. Brad then suggests they go shopping and this is where Stormy see Jassie whom she fantasized about in the first scene. This time Brad and Stormy just walk by but Voodoo comes out and he's Jassie's man I guess and he asks her to take him to his car.

Nicole Sheridan:

The next scene comes on and we see Voodoo is in the company of Miss Sherid and the two are sharing a bottle of wine. Seems Nicole is Brad's wife and Voodoo recognized him as he and Stormy walked by at the shopping mall. This naturally upsets Nicole but Voodoo is more worried about Brad finding out about him and Nicole's little fling, confused yet!!! Well the twosome decide to have some fun anyway and there's some passionate kissing shot before Nicole moves down for a super blowjob and Voodoo is most pleased! The sex features RC leading off and the shot is pretty close for this action. Next they try out mish and Voodoo gets a firm stroke going into Nicole's pussy. The scene soon ends with several blasts to her mouth and chin. Nicole also does some good cleanup.

bono-Meter: 8.5

The next scene starts with Voodoo leaving Nicole's house and soon after you see Brad pull up in a black hummer. We then see Nicole and Brad at dinner and some Irish style music plays in the background. The mood isn't a good one and the music accentuates this. No words are spoken between them. Then the phrase Three months earlier appears. We see Brad talking with Scott Styles about a possible investment opportunity. Brad takes him over to meet Bridgette who will be posing for the magazine's cover. Brad then gets a call from Stormy who's impatiently waiting for him. Brad is able to convince Scott to invest in his magazine on the promise Bridgette will make it worthwhile!

Bridgette Kerkove:

Well it isn't long until she's swallowing his cock and her dirty talk is already flowing! Scott is soon pounding away in mish and the views of this action are real good. The RCA looked hot as well as Bridgette kept up the dirty talk and she played with her pussy. Some good doggie anal is shot before Bridgette takes a great pop in her mouth.

bono-Meter: 9.0

Well now we check in on Stormy and Trevor who talk about her day. Stormy does her best to play in depressed like Brad wanted her to. Trevor suggests the two join a gym to be able to spend more time together and Stormy says yes but it isn't that enthusiastic. The story then shifts back in time where we see Brad is engaged in a conversation with Stormy and Trevor. They are discussing the state of the magazine and Brad's plan to turn it around. Trevor wants to sleep on the idea so he leaves and Stormy heads into the kitchen with Brad to do the dishes. Instead we get some brief kissing before we see Five Years Earlier come onscreen. We are taken back to another meeting between Stormy and Brad where he tells her he's ready to leave his wife. Stormy says no that she doesn't want to be the cause of busting up his marriage but he tells her it's already busted! I know I'm lost as it appears Stormy is not married to Trevor at this point,lol. Well we get the movies title repeated once more this time by Stormy as she tells him their relationship was just an affair and Not A Romance!! Thus ends a story of much marital woe but some hot sex between everyone who's screwing around on their spouse!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Like I said this movie features gorgeous girls and the sex is very good, just don't try following the story to close or you might get a headache!! You get two full scenes with Bridgette, Stormy does two scenes plus a blowjob with her onscreen husband so there is some spouse sex after all!! Nicole shines in her lone scene with Voodoo. Extra wise we have a lot to look at. The All Access feature is a great tool to watch as Jonathan Morgan directs this movie. You can also see the box cover shoot, some bloopers, and we get galleries from behind the scenes as well as individual galleries for Stormy, Bridgette, Jassie, and Nicole. Checking out the Star stats feature lets you know the other Wicked titles these girls have done plus you can jump to a scene starring them. So this is a solid recommendation for the sex in this movie, not so sure about following the story but I'll watch Stormy do just about anything, this girl is beautiful to look at!!