| At First Glance
Ohhhh, toys....I like toys...
The Basics
-Nina Hartley's Advanced Guide to Sex Toys
-Genre:
Instructional-Straight (although the toys demonstrated could also readily
be used for Gay couples.)
- 4 chapters, Opening Credits, 2
demonstrations and a scene.
Overall
Value- $13.75
The Run Down
Well, I was really hoping to get
turned on (pardon the pun) to some new toys with this DVD so I could add
them to my "Hunny...I want that!" list. Although , I really
want a
Love
Swing now the only other things that had any show time were the
standards, a jelly dildo, and vibrator. Ah well, not exactly what I was
expecting, but fun and informative none the less.
Scene 1
Adajja & Tyler Wood demonstrate the Bungee Weightless Sexperience
This
contraption has 3 pieces that clip on and off
of a D ring. A shoulder harness which fits over you like a shirt and
rather looks like a bullet proof vest, a butt harness and stirrups. It
spins, bounces and swings and looks as though it takes some acrobatics to
get into, but seems to be worth the effort.
This is what it looks like when you're in the
Bungee Sexperience
Adajja and Tyler give us a full demonstration of
possible positions and how you can attach and detach parts for different
positions. We get a little missionary, spoon, some
B.J and pussy licking,
Doggie and my favorite...Sit & Spin.!
Overall this looked like a heck of a lot of fun but not
so comfortable in some positions. For example, when Adajja was in doggie,
the harness looks as though it's
choking her.
Scene 2
Sidnee Cox & Baz demonstrate the Love Swing
Same idea here, we see how to get into the it,
and what it's looks like once
you're in.
It seems much easier this time but I think lacks the
versatility. We have a little Pussy licking, some
B.J, Missionary, a
little dildo play. Then Baz get's in for some more B.J and some standing
Doggie with Sidnee doing the work.
Sidnee reminded me of Anna Nichole Smith with
her exuberance and zeal to please to camera and frankly between that and
her boobs I was turned off but it made me laugh which was O.K too. The
point was to demonstrate the swing and that they accomplished just fine.
Little footnote of dis-pleasure here, the audio
flakes out almost completely mid-scene.
Scene 3
Nina Hartley, Keisha & Mark Davis in Playtime
The pretense is that these 3 are old
college pals and are having a little get together, blah blah, you know the
plot.
Mark does a
strip tease for the girls for which he is
rewarded generously with a double blow job.. They Mark and Keisha then eat
out Nina, John and Keisha go at it missionary to which is added a
vibrator. Keisha has the hugest (and I believe real)
multiple orgasm I
have even seen then Nina takes it Doggie while licking Keisha's
pussy.
The scene ends with Nina announcing her and Mark and
engaged. (gag, sickly cute)
These little scenes at the end of Nina's instructional
video's always seem out of place to me but O.K, I can go with it. I give
it a 3 1/2 erect nippies of 5.
Menu
- Play Movie
- Chapters
Opening Credits
Bungee Weightless Experience
The Love Swing
Playtime
- Bio
Nina's standard 3 page static biography - Webpage
Static logo
As I've come to expect from Adam & Eve, a
slim menu.
My Overall Impression
Even
though it wasn't what I was expecting exactly I liked it and I am now
eyeballing the beams in our house for swing placement. ;-) I wasn't bowled
over by the demonstrators looks, nor the heat of the scenes but I think it
was a great DVD for anyone considering a swing. It managed to be
instructional and give you an idea of what you would be getting without
being dull. As per usual there are some audio issues, and oops! a
spelling error
on each of the chapter intro's.
but it's not too horrible and not enough to bag the entire DVD over. Nina always has insightful things to say in her
guide DVD's and this was no exception. The quote that stuck with me
from this one was simple: "Toy's encourage play...". Well hurray for play
in this girl's book! Have fun, be
safe.
Luna | 
