Neighborhood Slut Watch Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  5/8/2012

Director Van Styles rounds up 6 sluts for 5 scenes of NEIGHBORHOOD SLUT WATCH (2012, Jules Jordan Video) with 3 porn studs hired for this 3 hour 25 minute suck and fuck fest. Jessie Andrews performs in a solid opening with James Deen then the invasion of the tube socks begin as the cuties are run through their straight sex paces with varying degrees of success for three more scenes then a 2 girl/1 guy three-way that includes some anal activity concludes this overly long gonzo disc. Wide screen. No condoms but did I mention the tube socks?

Well, at least Jessie Andrews bops around barefooted in the bedroom for her straight sex encounter with James Deen that goes on way too long at 42 minutes. Early on, she fucks around with the camera as she films herself washing and drying off her toes then meets James in a bed for a shot that stays wide for too long a time. Straight sex stuff moves from the bed to a hallway then into a chair. The upright doggy in the hall way is a highlight but Jessie's bubbly personality helps all the way through the hand job and blow job moments that lead to Deen holding her head so he can spray her face with cum. Jessie is downright giddy with splooge hanging off her chin---!!!

Presley Hart looks great until she sheds all her clothes but her tube socks. Criss Strokes hooks up with her over on a couch then she lands on a hassock where Strokes seems bent on telling/showing her how to suck his cock. He face-fucks her while she's lying on the hassock, which leads to mish, flattened doggy and a cum shot on her boobs. Cute girl but not the greatest pairing and oh yea, the tube socks---!!

Lexi Bloom runs up a few flights of stairs to hook up with Voodoo in an over-sized closet/dressing area. Kinda wished the duo stayed up there but they come down a floor for another scene bathed in natural light. Action on a black hassock leads to more straight sex stuff on a couch. Best bits are when Lexi stands on the balls of her zebra-patterned tube socked footsies and holds onto a banister for upright doggy stuff with some solid Styles shots eliminating the tube socks from view. Back on the couch for more blow job action and a mishing leads to Voodoo painting her pussy with a cum shot---!!!

Valerie Kay's scene is reminiscent of a Seinfeld episode where Jerry's girlfriend suddenly turns ugly when seen in a different light. The lighting shifts in this scene are all over the map as James Deen leads Valerie through straight sex paces in the kitchen, on a black table in a booth area, in another room on a couch then on the floor for a flatten doggy finisher where Deen strokes his cock in between her butt cheeks for a cum shot that lands all around the floor, not so much on Valerie. Strange scene but at least Valerie showed some spunk, had nice junk in her trunk plus displayed nice natural boobs that bounced best in that floor-bound doggy position---!! 1/2

Jumpy gals, Casey Cumz and Misha Brooks, eventually hook up with Criss Strokes during a 16 minute time period when the camera stays stationary in a wide shot. One gal (Casey) gets the straight sex duties, the other gal (Misha) performs the anal sex stuff then their heads lie side by side for a final cum shot of yet another way too long scene clocking in at 52 minutes with more of that natural lighting look that grew way tiresome an hour or two or three ago---!!

Extras include a 15 minute BTS, a 6 minute cum shot recap, a 5 minute photo gallery, cast list plus lengthy trailers for other Jules Jordan directed DVDs.

So, the girls next door all wear tube socks when they fuck if NEIGHBORHOOD SLUT WATCH (2012, Jules Jordan video) is to be believed. Believe you me when this DVD gets a well-deserved ho-hum !! outta !!!!!