Nectar's Bloopers Out Takes Review

Reviewed by Draken  on  7/9/2009

When I think about bloopers and out takes of a porno, I think of things like farting, dogs barking, phones ringing, lines forgotten, sets breaking, cameramen falling/tripping, guys popping too soon and things like that. That is what I expected from this movie since its title is "Nectar's Bloopers and Out Takes". However, there wasn't any of these things in this movie. It is behind the scenes footage mainly consisting of interview type questions to the performers. And they are asking some really lame questions. Here's a sample:

Do you like toast?

What is the terminal velocity of an unladen Swallow?

They interviewed the same girl on four different days and sets, and each time she talks about how she recently had a MagLight up her ass and it blew out her ass for a couple of days. Once was enough, the other three should have been left on the editing room floor.

There are snippets of footage thrown in from the features being shot during the behind the scenes footage, but they are so short, they may as well not have been added. They also break up the flow of the movie. Ask a question, brief snippet, ask second question, another snippet, etc.

For a movie that was supposed to be about bloopers and out takes, and to not have any of those, I have no choice but to give this movie a zero with the recommendation that it be avoided at all costs.