Naked Aces 5 Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  8/13/2008

Ok fans time for debut #2 this year for Digital Playground, their newest contract hottie Riley Steele is finally gracing the blue screen and it's a fun series too we get to witness her first work in. The Naked Aces line adds some fun elements to the porn genre, namely chicks and guns!! You might also get Marco Banderas acting like he's gay, Tommy Gunn dressed as a ninja, not sure if we'll get those guys in those roles here but theyv'e done this in the past-- basically you get to laugh a bit as well as see hot girls fuck. The sound effects too are quite good especially when the girls are firing their guns so if you wanna laugh as well as launch your load keep on watchin!

Daisy Marie:

Well we do get Tommy back in his familiar role from past volumes and seems he wants to make the average man forget about women so he and his cronies can have all that tasty flesh for themselves, world domination, gee isn't that a new goal for your average terrorist, lol. Well cut to Shay Jordan getting a phone call from someone who's learned of this so her and the Naked Aces will save the day, lol. But we get one casualty as Jerry is caught watching the subliminal message which changes him from wanting pussy to instead desring a blowup doll-- yeah they have one of those for him to play with, lol. Ok I don't want to hear any Plastic Tits jokes either from the peanut gallery, just laugh your ass off at Jerry fingering the plastic dummy. So enter Daisy with her guns a blazing, the one in her hand and yes her tits fire bullets too!! Jerry is stunned and doesn't immediately go for those awsesome boobies so this mind control stuff is powerful, can she save the day. Well the plastic dummy is deflated, lol, and Daisy's tits are thrust and smacked across Jerry's face so he begins to thaw out from the fog. Miss Daisy's lips further help the healing process making sure Jerry's cock remembers what it was like to have a real set of moist lips servicing him, his fingers find her pussy too so yeah he's well on the road to recovery. Ok here's a line, lol, Jerry is soon Driving Miss Daisy in cowgirl and wow that's a nice ass there babe. Reverse, spoon, and a slamming doggie soon follow with Daisy also talkin dirty. Jerry closes out dropping a good load to Daisy's open mouth and big boobs- she even licks a nipple along with cleanup! Men have a chance now who else needs to be saved, lol.

Kelly Divine:

Our next scene takes us to Tommy in his lair watching the members signing up to his website which is bad news because they'll see the bad visuals which hamper their libido. Cut to Tony DiSergio watching and yeah he too loses the urge to fuck and his new obsession isn't fuck dolls but jars and jars of vasoline? What can I man do with Vasoline...... lmao!!! Well Tony decides to stick a finger in one of the jars and he nearly passes out in ecstasy but he keeps on going and he might have used that vasoline for well you know what until Kelly enters guns a blazin. Tony is very protective of his 'girls' and doesn't realize he's been hornswaggled until Kelly starts to set him straight. Hands are allowed to caress his big tits and then feeling around her massive ass-- nothing quite yet but Tony starts to come around once he sniffs that ass real nice'n'tight!! I think Kelly shaking that asss like she does would cause any man to turn away from fucking vasoline to instead using that goo to caress over funbags, I wouldn't suck them after but you have to break the addict slowly from his addiction, lol, so Kelly is doing a noble deed here, Tony is worth saving. Tony is also allowed to spread that gooey substance on that perfectly Phat ass and you see in the shot he's got a ragin hardon so things must be working, Dr. Evil won't win the day, lol. No vasoline on the cock so thankfully we can watch Kelly give some lovely head, further eroding the hold Tommy's mind drug has. Sexwise with Kelly she's got the boobs and booty so reverse and cowgirl are excellent plus you revisit reverse for some anal towards the end and there is a little drilling anally in doggie so that booty is further exposed to the light of day! Tony drops a good load to Kelly's gaping mouth to end the scene, another saved cock for the world.

Riley Steele:

Ok time to check out the new girl and who will she save I wonder? We get a shot of the hate plow himself, that's Erik Everhard for those who don't know, watching the website and he too falls under the spell so what will his urge be, it's Apple Pie!! Nope he doesn't do an American Pie and fuck it but does put it in the oven making it all nice and toasty. Cut then to Erik talking to the pie as if it's a girl so we might yet get that American Pie scenario-- he does stroke across the crusted top telling it there is no one else, lol, please someone save him, where's Nadia or that girl from Bandcamp!! Ok Erik's reaching in for his cock, we need help stat!! He's fingering the pie so the condition is critical, thankfully Riley saves the day firing her gun and telling Erik the only pie he's gonna want is the moist one right between her thighs! It takes a bit of convincing but Erik isn't to far gone and they begin making out and Erik seemed far more excited than the others early on at fucking a live girl. Riley's tits get a little bit of lovin before Mr. Romance himself goes muff diving, Erik can lick pussy pretty good as you see here. Riley then gets to show off her stick skillz and she attacks Erik's cock just like you'd want, side view here too was great. Reverse, spoon, doggie and cowgirl make appearances here before it's dropping load time, a facial/ upper chest pop closes it out with a bit of cleanup. Pretty good debut from Riley and she helped saved a precious cock for the hotties out there who crave the Hate Plow!

Shawna Lenee:

Onward we go to James Deen who comes bounding into bed all excited about surfing his laptop, little does he know he's about to unwittingly become just another statistic unless a Naked Aces girl saves the day. Yep he finds the website and soon the brainwaves become scrambled and what is his new passion you wonder, well it's something to do with lotion/ lube as you see two containers, one saying "E Motion Lotion " on it while the other says "Happy Time Lube" so hmm we need a honey stat as they're reusing scenarios here, lol, it's not vasoline but he talks to the jars just like the other fellas did to their new muses. James is kissing them, talking to them, please don't let us see him, to late-- he puts them down like a pussy and buries the face between like he's snatch licking and then it's time to titty fuck but he is boning the containers-- this is sick stuff, lol, please someone save this man from himself, to late he starts coating his chest and cock with the lotion, he might be to far gone but Shawna enters just as all hope is lost. The golden bikini clad girl helps him put down the lotion containers and try out something a bit more pleasing-- at least we hope so! Shawna breaks him slowly letting him apply some lotion to her chest, rubbing it over her massive boobies but it also requires a lot of verbal talking to break James from his lotion dependency. Once Shawna starts to engulf James's big cock he thaws out real quick, he's all over her boobs this time for real and there's a little pussy eatin to from Mr. Deen. A bit of head from Miss Lenee who has saved the day one more time but there's a little fucking to do as well to make sure he's fully cured. Spoon, reverse, cowgirl all appear, even a little face sitting on James's face-- yeah I'd like that myself before he doggie fucks Shawna and then pops to those freshly fucked pussy lips, rope after rope of jizz, I think he'll be just fine fans.

Shay Jordan:

Well as most evil plans end up, this one doesn't work and Shay surprises Tommy in his lair to finish this deed, firing her weapons-- her gun as well as her tits. Well Tommy won't go down without a fight and he's swinging his cock and anything he can to thwart Shay but he too falls under the Naked Aces spell and ends up fucking her! Tommy goes down to taste that sweet juicy coochie before reclining for a great side view bj from Miss Jordan. Sometimes to fight evil you must become a little evil so fucking the bad guy in this case is good, make him forget about all the world domination crap. Shay further brings Tommy away from the dark side by sitting on his face as she's servicing his cock. Now for the sex we work in several good shots, reverse, spoon and a very fast moving cowgirl appear. Tommy's piston is working at breakneck speed to pound into that pussy. More good times in doggie, mish and finally piledriver follow until Tommy's ready to explode his Gunn, lol, which he does all over Shay's face. Is the evil finally over, let's hope not because this is a funny series and it needs to continue so I'd expect another volume where Tommy comes up with a new plan and the Naked Aces come in to save the day once again-- stay tuned!!!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well we have another funny porn title from Robby D and it features Riley Steele's first scene and it's a good one with the Hate plow, nicely she doesn't have to carry the whole dvd with her scene as some heavy hitters were brought in to compliment her-- Daisy, Kelly, Shawna and yes Shay all excel here infusing humor as well as sex appeal to this title. The extras feature the pops repeated and yes some BTS and if you're ready to laugh a little more check it out. This is a good rental or purchase depending on if you like to laugh some while watching hot women fuck plus it has the first scene with Riley who seems to enjoy taking the pipe!!