Michelle Thorne XXXposed Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  2/24/2014

Michelle Thorne, the "UK's number one pornstar," produces, directs and and stars in MICHELLE THORNE: XXXPOSED (2013, Your Choice) with the big boobed, blonde Brit appearing in all 10 scenes clocking in at nearly 3 hours. No extras. No condoms.

"Ohhhhh, Richie!"

"Yea, Tombo!"

"Ya like big boobed blonde Brits?"

"Well, uhhhhhh, yeaaaaaa!"

"Then, I'll send over Michelle Thorne XXXposed."

"Thanks, mate. I'll see what I can do with 'errrrr."

(So, Michelle Thorne, the UK's number one porn star, say "allo" to Richie the Brit, the UK's wooorst porn critic)

Yeaaa, so Michelle and her big boobs invites me to wank my cock during her opening solo in a pink chair. She shoooves a black dildo up her bumhole, she does, then lands on the shag carpet for more thrusts up 'er bumhole.

Some bird naaamed DD Ventura needs a mechanic. Well, Michelle wearing piggy tails and a blue jump suit is a mechanic and she hammers a coupla things then takes her back 'ome. Michelle tells her everyfing is "fucked" in her car but DD gets a discount by sucking and fingering Michelle in the kitchen. DD taaakes purple dildo plunges on the counter then Michelle lies on 'er back on the floor for 'ers, she does.

Michelle wants a job so she applies with this wanker named Stephan Hard. She says "she'll do anyfing" for this job and shows 'im two good reasons for giving 'er the job. Michelle ma belle says "eat my cuunt" while Stpehan beats 'is meat under the taaabull. Finally, some fucking 'ere as Stephan doggies the lass with the nice ass. Hard tries to jack 'imself with Michelle's shoes, fucks some more, then stands on top the taaabull then to coat her tongue with cum, he does.

Stiletto heeled slut Michelle gets ready to go out in 'er "nice tight litle tarty white dress." She masturbates on the loo floor then a stunt cock comes for a POV blow job and cums in 'er mouth. She swallows without gargling the splooge, she does. Ayyyyy, I bet that's Stephan's hard cock.

Michelle takes it outside where she wears a long coat and fingers herself in front of aaa wall of bricks and motar. Ayyyyy, it's that wanker Stephan again. They take it inside where Mich says to Steph "Give meee that cock." So, they suck and fuck on this zebra patterned bedspread then Mich sucks 'er owwwwwn toes while Steph drops a load a cum on them. Mich sucks the captain of the toes covered in cum, she does.

Mich fucks the builder next. Ayyyyy, it's Stephan agaaain and 'e gets to fuck Mich in a red dress then 'e lands on the floor for reverse coooow gurl. He drops a load of cum
that drips out of Mich's mouff.

Mich and her bird Alyssa Divine oil each other up out on some patio furniture. Both gals kiss at the beginning and the end with lots of oily bums and twats and vibrators inbetweeeeen.

Time for Mich to play a smoking hot school girl. In pig tails and school girl clothes, Mich smokes a cig, she does and blows smoke on yea, that wanker Stephan's hard cock. She tears 'er panteee 'ose so Stephan can doggy fuck her agaaain. Mich looks like a clown in this clip; she wears waaaaay toooooo may clothes. More 'ose tearing as Stephan drops a load of cum on 'er feet and Mich licks it up like a good little school gurl.

In white fish nets and bra, Mich says she's gonna get her tight little asshole stretched just for me. Yeaaa! She sits 'er butt in the corner of a sectional couch, gets out a didlo and plunges it up 'er arse. Then, she says "I neeeeed a reeeeeal cock." Ayyyyyy, it's Stephan again who says "you fuuuucking slag" before rodgering 'er bumhole. He keeps shagging her ass until Mich sticks her fake dick up her pussy for a bit of double penetration, she does. Stephan doggy anal fucks Michelle then drops his load in 'er Thorney arse.

Near an upstairs bannister, Mich shows off a wacky dress with a lightning bolt on the front then ayyyyy it's Stephan, who ball gags 'er mouff and chaaaains 'er 'ands to 'er feet behind her. Dick suck, titty fuck and face fuck leads to Mich on the floor with her bum in the air for Stephan to fuck. More face fucking leads to Mich gagged for reverse cow and a facial finisher spilt on the ball gag stuffed in Mich's lovely mouff.

Well, I kinda got tired of Mich fucking that wanker Stephan and I really wanted to see DD and Alyssa get fucked by some fella but what can a wanker like me do? I guess skip all these girl/girl scenes and watch Mich fuck Steph until you can't handle any more. So, Richie's final raaaaating for MICHELLE THORNE XXXPOSED (2013, Your Choice) is a !!! outta !!!!! At least, Michelle does a little bit of everyfing.