Jenna Jameson Is The Masseuse Review

Reviewed by SexyHard  on  7/9/2007

Jenna Jameson is the Masseuse

Not bad for couples porn!

Expectations

I really enjoyed both I Dream of Jenna and Bella Loves Jenna. The Masseuse comes from the same period in her career, so I'm pretty eager to see it.

Summary

There is a huge amount of dialogue in the movie, and it builds slowly to its dramatic and sexual climax when Jenna and Justin fuck. It was a bit too tame for my taste, but people who want to see soft romantic porn will probably enjoy it.

The Cast

The Sex!!!

Vivid always makes you watch a bunch of ads before the movie starts. It's incredibly annoying, and they should stop doing it. Keep this in mind before renting (or buying) any Vivid DVD.

Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling

Shaving, handjob, kissing, cums on own stomach.

My impression:

Tina Tyler appears in this scene before Jenna. I remember her work from The Devil in Miss Jones 6. She doesn't do any sex in this movie, but she is a real cutie (and can be incredibly slutty).

The erotic tension between Jenna and her husband is quickly established in this scene. Jenna is a very good actress, and she communicates a lot with little looks and gestures. The kissing was the best part. During the handjob, I just wanted to see Jenna take Justin's stiff prick into her hot little mouth.

Justin's cock is too small and unattractive for him to be a big-time porn star; the only reason he is in this movie is because he's Jenna's husband.

Jenna and Justin

Titplay, BJ, oral cum shot.

My impression:

Twenty minutes into the movie and halfway through the second sex scene, we see female nudity for the first time, when Jenna takes off her top. Her girls are obviously fake, and though I think Jenna is beautiful, when she bent over to suck on Justin's hardon, I found the fake tits a turn-off. Still, her face is gorgeous, and when the camera zoomed in close to the action, she looked much better. Justin barely jizzed at all.

This scene, like the last one, left me wanting more.

Wendy Divine and Justin

Masturbation.

My impression:

Wendy has natural good looks, and her character is much sluttier than Jenna's character. (Even though Jenna plays a hand-job-whore, and Wendy is a filing clerk.) She also provides us with our first glimpse of pussy in the movie, and it's been only thirty minutes. The scene starts well, but ends too quickly. Once again, I was left wanting more.

Jenna and Justin

Light BDSM , titplay, dildo, blindfold, fingering, BJ, facial.

My impression

Jenna looks really hot doing bondage. For me the best part was the close up as the dildo slowly slides in and out of her pussy.

Jenna was supposed to be tied up during the oral, which would be illegal to do in porn, so they interspersed close-ups where she was really sucking cock and we couldn't see whether she was tied up, with pans where we could see that she was tied up, but with simulated head. This distracted me, and made the whole blowjob much less erotic than it would have been if Jenna were simply untied before she starts sucking cock. Still the bondage is hot.

Jenna and Savanah Sampson (with Justin watching)

Light BDSM, cunnilingus, fingering, strap-on (doggie, oral, spooning, pile-driver, and missionary).

My impression.

Jenna and Savannah put on a bondage show for Justin's enjoyment. Both girls look great during the strap-on, the girls look incredibly sexy during the spooning. I've only watched one all-girl title in my life, and I think I should check out some more strap-on sex. Watching these two girls fuck would give a dead man wood!

This is the best scene in the movie (and I'm not normally a fan of GG.)

Wendy Divine and Evan Stone

Dildo, BJ, standing missionary, standing doggie, oral cum shot.

My impression:

The pace of the action picks up, and just after seeing penetration for the first time in the previous scene, we are instantly taken to Wendy and Evan who are going at it hot and heavy with a dildo. Evan has a huge cock, and after more than an hour of porn-foreplay, it is great to see it sliding in and out of Wendy's hot little cunt. Still, there wasn't much light on their crotches, and we can't see the in and out as much as we should have.

Jenna and Justin

Kissing, titplay, cunnilingus, footplay, fingering, rimming, anal fingering, BJ, reverse cowgirl, jackknife, cum on tits.

My impression:

Jenna's blowjob in this scene is far better than either of the others. But there are a lot of other girls in this business who are much better than Jenna when it comes to giving head. (Jenna Haze, Hillary Scott, and Jesse Jane instantly come to mind.) The reverse cowgirl shows off Jenna's curves nicely, but her pussy is hidden in shadow. Justin cums on Jenna's tits, which I love, but the camera is close in on her face, so we never get to admire her wet sticky bosom.

Given how long we waited for this scene, it was a major disappointment.

FINAL THOUGHTS

Extras

The biggest extra is a second movie, the original Masseuse with Hyapatia Lee. I saw it when it first came out, but I didn't really remember it very well. A lot of people will want to pass on it. There were only four sex scenes (and if your definition of a sex scene involves people actually having sex, then there is only one). Still, there was real erotic tension between Hyapatia Lee and Randy Spears, and the sex scenes were pretty sexy. Still, we don't even see Hyapatia's bush until more than fourty minutes into the movie, so the raincoat factor is minimal. I enjoyed it, but I was never even close to cumming.

There are also 4 bonus scenes:

The first deleted scene features Mandy Bright, a brunette with nearly perfect tits, who takes it up the ass.

A second deleted scene stars Rachel and Rob Rotton. Rachel looks hot in her Betty Page wig, and watching this scene made me wish Betty had done some hard-core. Rachel takes it up the ass.

Sunrise Adams and Jenna get it on in a scene from Where the Boys Aren't 16. Sunrise has incredible tits, and her bald twat looks great. But the scene drags, and neither girl seems really into it.

Jenna performs an uninspired solo with a dildo.

Ther were also bloopers, behind-the-scenes, and trailers.

Summary

There were one or two hot scenes in this DVD, but I was never even close to shooting my load. This is far from Jenna's best performance. Yes, she's very pretty, even beautiful, but her performance lacks heat. On the other hand, she does an excellent job on the dialogue.

If you're looking for some steamy couples porn, check out my review for Pirates

If you have any questions or comments, especially if you can recommend a DVD with some really hot strap-on sex, please e-mail me.