Married Cops Do Review

• Title: Married Cops Do
• Studio: IMD
• Producer(s): Blue Blake Productions
• Director(s): Blue Blake
• Videographer(s): Max Ferrarri
• Editor(s): Kevin Glover
• Music: Sissy Vagina & Green X
• Cast: Introducing Duke Miller, Caesar, Tuck Johnson, Anthony Cox, Hank Hightower, Joe Romero, Chad Connors, Glen Matthew, (and in non sexual roles) Tony Valentino, T.J. Hart, Cherry Taylor, Delilah, and Blue Blake
• Date of Production: August 2000
• Running Time: 89 minutes
• Menus & Chapters: 9 chapter selections! I was actually surprised because the scenes weren't very long. I didn't think that they would garner more, but obvious I was mistaken. It's always nice to have more than less.
• Extras: A photo gallery and 2 previews (Demolition Daddy & Tales From The Treehouse)
• Packaging: The cover art was really smart and the byline reads "Sometimes the Code of Silence is stronger than the bond of matrimony." Duke Miller & Caesar grace the cover.

The Story

Duke Miller is the basic butch straight cop with a bitch wife (T.J. Hart) at home that nags him all the time. He likes to relax and hang out with his cop friends and play cards and stuff. The only problem is, word of mouth is getting around that these straight cops aren't so straight. In fact, the truth is hitting closer to home than Duke knows...

1. Cop Does Two (Chad Connors, Joe Romero & Hank Hightower) — I really wasn't sure how to react to this one. Chad Connors and Hank Hightower are very sexy and totally did it for me, except they were paired with ugly Joe Romero. The sound on this scene sucked too as all I could hear was what sounded like loud construction in the background overshadowing the music. (It could pass for wind on microphones, though.) There was little to no sound on the scene at all except the cheesy porn music. And to be honest, what little the scene held together fell apart when the men couldn't even stay hard. It not only looked staged, but they weren't rimming correctly and Joe Romero didn't look like he knew how to work his way around Hank Hightower's bulk. Basically, Joe Romero ends up topping Hank while Chad sits down on Hank's face. I really liked Hank's acting, though, but it was overshadowed by the rest of the duds. Totally should have been cut from the film altogether.
2. Plumber Poke (Tuck Johnson & Anthony Cox) — Tuck is sitting at home in his cop uniform and basically buzzing on his can of beer. His bitch wife (Cherry Taylor) comes in and gets pissed off due to a leaky sink. She wants Tuck to fix it, but Tuck is too tired/drunk. So she ends up calling a plumber and Anthony Cox comes in a jiff. She starts flirting with Anthony only to be whisked off by her mother's call. Tuck wakes up magically once she leaves the room and starts chit chatting with the guy. Anthony fails to fix the sink as Tuck starts working his way around Anthony's huge cock. Anthony definitely has the Jeff Stryker thing down, only less ego involved. I was glad this scene was nothing like the one prior as I was expecting something good out of these two boys. Both men are exceptional in their positions and they really shine through here. The videography was a bit off kilter but when it was right, it was dead on! And Anthony's potty mouth kept me entertained till the last drop of cum.
3. Cop and His Boy (Duke Miller & Caesar) — Caesar plays a young college boy named Toby who happens to be Tuck Johnson's nephew. They look around the same age, but hey it's the year 2000. So anyway, he's returned home from school and Blue Blake is really disappointed in him. It seems he's gotten himself tattooed and such and he wants Duke Miller to go check on him. Duke agrees. Once he gets into the weightroom where Ceasar has been lifting weights, we soon learn that Duke and Caesar have been having an intimate affair unbeknownst to anyone. Caesar (Toby) makes Duke delcare his love only to have him declare his love for his wife too. Caesar becomes angry but the two share some HOT steamy kisses then they start fucking. I felt that the elongated rimming scene with Caesar eating out Duke was a bit of a spoiler as Caesar's tongue barely touched Duke's hole but the actual penetration was short and sweet. To be honest, the two men are just so hot that it's almost hard to spoil it all in my eyes. I felt like the showcase of Duke's ass was just beautiful if only Caesar had DONE anything there with his tongue, it would've been killer. I also don't like Blue Blake's technique with his actors in the penetration. Everytime the camera zooms in, they automatically slow down and it looks kind of dumb to edit back and forth from someone pumping fast to all of a sudden them being slow up close. I like how the barbells shake while Duke plows him!
4. Beef In Bath (Duke Miller & Glenn Matthews) — Duke Miller recounts his only other male encounter to Caesar after their lovemaking in the gym. He was on a stake out for a married man (Glenn Matthews) and the guy was busily playing with himself in his home. Glenn is AMAZINGLY hot to look at as well, so it was a nice view. Duke stood outside in his cop uniform rubbing his cock while Glenn took a dip in his tub and soaped up. The whole side wall next to the tub was a mirror so it was really neat to see Duke watching in on all this. Eventually, after Glenn heats both me and Duke up, he cums all over the glass and then steps out of the bath and in the other room. Noting the opportunity, Duke stands outside Glenn's home and admires the long stream of cum on the glass. Then, almost in yearning, he licks the opposing side of where the stream still hung so it almost looked like he was licking it himself. Very sexy!
5. Hot Cop Threeway (Caesar, Duke Miller & Tuck Johnson) — After the story, Caesar gets turned on again and tries to fuck Duke Miller. Duke assures him that nothing is getting inside of him. Caesar then decides to recount a fantasy about what it would be like to be with his uncle and Duke. Their fantasy plays out for us and we see the hottest scene of the whole film! There were moments where it wasn't all that, but for the most part, this was very dead on. Tuck basically gets his way and fucks Duke's huge linebacker ass and Caesar stuffs his cock down Duke's throat. Then they swap up and Caesar fucks Tuck Johnson's ass. It's all really hot and finally amounts to some of the best cumshots of the picture. The lighting was a bit off, as well, but the acting was electric!

What I Liked — So there was a lot to like, in the end. I kind of guessed such when I purchased the movie, but then, one never knows. I was fortunate to have gotten this used so I didn't overpay anything I felt I didn't get, but I don't know if I would be willing to blow $40 on this. $35 maybe, if I was a big fan of the men in it. But what am I saying, I am! So yes, I'd definitely get it for $35. There's lots of beefy cop men and huge muscular bodies. I liked how it all played out like a movie, as well, so I didn't feel like I was just watching a cheap porn. It had an air of cheapness to it, but the actual men in the film shine through.

What I Disliked — The microphones that Blue Blake chose were cheap. A lot of times, the sound wasn't as crisp and it could've been and even at points inaudible over the editing music he tried to use. Also, the lack of focus on some the actor's erections seemed to lose me. If you aren't there to stay hard through your whole scene, then why are you there???

DVD Quality — The DVD itself was very clear from what I could tell. I liked how there were so many scene selections and I liked how they all had names for each scene.

Overall Thoughts — This was definitely worth what I paid for it. It's not the best porn out there, but maybe sometimes I'd slip it in to view. There are parts that didn't grab me at first glance, but make me want to reconsider with the actual actors in the scene. I'd keep it on the shelf for awhile, anyhow. Duke Miller is definitely a beef god.

~ folkyboy – 03/18/03
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