Manhammer 3 Review

Dir: Lexington Steele Cast: Lauren Phoenix, Nikki Hunter, Trina Michaels, Sandra Wilde (AKA Sandra Romain), Rio Mariah. Zenza Raggi, Brian Pumper, Mike Foster, Dre, John E.Depth, Charlie Mac, Dimitri, Benjamin Bratt, Marco, Lexington Steele.

Extras:
Fetish Menu:Like those found on Evil Angel DVDs, you can jump to any of the 5 performers doing Oral, Doggy, Cowgirl, DP (not Trina), Anal and of course the Cumshots. BTS footage: The first bit is interesting - a stationary camera captures the 4th scene (Nikki Hunter) from a few metres away showing Lex doing the camerawork. Then footage of Nikki getting ready for the still shoot as well as Lauren doing the same (she doesn't wear this outfit in the feature, sadly). Then a bunch of footage of the shoot. Some masturbation/tease of Trina, some second-camera footage of the guys coming in Lauren's face from the first scene, then footage of Rio Mariah from the last scene with cum all over her face and breasts that would have been better left in the film proper, followed by her washing and playing in the shower which also could have been better lit and left in the film (since Rio's scene was the last one). Trina poses for some boxcover photos, Lauren does the same, some DP stills from Sandra, then Nikki and Lauren in makeup for the front cover. A little bit of 2nd camera footage from the various sex scenes (featuring Sandra's cumshots) and that's that. 17mins.
Trailers: One long sequence showing Pole Position 2, SuperWhores 3, Black Reign 4, Lex Steel XXX 4, Pole Position 1, SuperWhores 2, Manhammer 2, Lex Steele XXX 3, Black Reign 2, Manhammer 1, Black reign 3. The trailers are consistantly well below average quality. 4:30mins.
Gallery: A slideshow of shots of all the girls and their orifices being penetrated.
Website, DVD Credits.
Lex in the City: Preview clip of Lex's Playboy TV talk show which potentially looks like dumb fun.

A quick notes on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. In the scene running times I start counting when the sex starts to happen, so I don't count the minute or two of tease that precedes it.

No condoms were sighted in this movie. All scenes contain Anal sex.

Scene 1:

Lauren Phoenix, Lexington Steele & Mike Foster. Chris Charming (with watch).

Lauren is a very pretty, tall statuesque honey blonde with a tan and medium sized natural breasts wearing a see-through day-glo orange mesh shirt similar to the sort of thing seen in Jules Jordan films. and a very small G-string. Wearing heavy blue eyeshadow and bright pink lipstick she seems like she's only half-dressed for the slutty-trashy look. (Note, she's wearing nothing like what she is wearing on the boxcover. She walks around a little and trash talks the camera. The lighting is uneven and she is underlit. She drops to her knees and sucks off Lex, though it seems that Lex is holding the camera. She then leads Lex to a bedroom by the dick where she finds Mike laying on the bed and begins to fellate him, while the camera concentrates on her butt. The lighting is marginally better but still suffers from being too dark in spots and overexposed in others.

Lex has handed off the camera to someone else, pulls her g-string to the side and mounts her standing doggystyle while she is still bent over the bed sucking on Mike. She gets onto the bed and Mike screws her doggystyle while she sucks on Lex, after a couple of minutes she swaps sides. Lex looks to be having a great time here. Lauren trash talks some more while she rides Lex RC, luckily she sucks on Mike's dick which ends that. Swaps to cowgirl on Mike while sucking Lex, then (after a quick cut) anal cowgirl on Lex while sucking Mike. A bit of ass slapping ensues, then ATM on Lex, then doggy anal from Mike while Lauren continues to suck Lex.

Cut to Lauren sucking Mike while Lex doggy anals her, a brief gape to finish. Cowgirl on Lex on the floor and after a couple of mins Mike enters to make it the DP we've been expecting. Lauren continues to talk about stuff like "fuck that fuckin ass" so Mike pulls out to provide ATM. Repeat. Repeat again. Lex flips her over for some mish, then we cut to RAC on Lex. She may sound fake and annoying but Lauren looks really good here. Then of course Mike steps in to turn the RAC into a brief DP before pulling out and jerking a thin load onto Lauren's face and body. Lex then does the same onto her face, unfortunately the camera pans to show us Lex's face for some wood-kill before panning back to Lauren and cutting way too soon.

23mins

Good scene. Despite Lauren's annoyingly super-fake moaning and trash talk, her day-glo orange top, and her trashy make-up, she is still a very beautiful woman. She seemed to be having "pornstar sex" IMO here rather than real passion, but it was still a pretty good scene, Especially if you mute the audio. If only Lauren didn't come across as so incredibly fake I'd mark it higher. 7/10

Scene 2:

Sandra Romain (credited as Sandra Wilde), Brian Pumper, Marco, guy I can't name..all 3 guys have watches.

Sandra starts out walking, wearing a skimpy outfit that seems to be similar to a French Maid's, only made of a plaid material, so giving a "schoolgirl outfit" feel to it. She is also wearing stay-up high white stockings which she keeps on for the entire scene. Sandra is a gorgeous, lithe woman with black hair to her shoulders. She walks around outside a house, then gestures for us to follow her inside, putting her finger to her lips to "shhh" us. She walks into the kitchen where 3 guys await her. The guys look familiar but I can't place names to faces aside from Brian. Brian is buff as all hell here, and is wearing a ton of rings, the white guy has "I Love Fiona" tattooed on his crotch (ILF from here on), and the black guy is just a normal looking guy.

Anyway, they paw her for a second, then she drops to her knees to start blowing them in turn, after a few minutes there's a bit of double-BJ and she rubs their dicks together. Next she bends over a table for a standing doggy/bj which at one point includes a very nice shot of her shaven pussy as Brian pumps away from behind while she sucks on ILF. They lick and paw her for a second. till we cut..

To Sandra lowering herself onto ILF in a reverse cowgirl while she alternately sucks on Brian and the other guy, then moving over to cowgirl Brian while sucking the other two. Brian picks her up from the cowgirl position to screw her while standing and holding her up, making silly faces at the camera every now and then. Cut to anal cowgirl on ILF while she sucks Brian's dick. After a while the other guy walks into shot and she sucks him too. Next Brian does her doggy anal with several gape shots, then ILF takes his anal position while Sandra rubs her clit and fingers both her holes a little. Cut to Brian returning to her anus.

Sandra then mounts ILF cowgirl while Brian takes the back door to make it a DP, and Sandra reaches over and starts sucking on the other guy's dick. After a bit Brian and ILF swap positions and the DP resumes. Cut to ILF performing doggy anal while Sandra sucks off Brian. It's at this point when I realise that while the other guy has had his dick sucked a few times, he hasn't screwed Sandra at all. Anyway, Sandra assumes the kneeling position to suck and jerk the guys off for the cumshot. Brian goes first and gets most of it in her mouth, then ILF dribbles his watery goo into her mouth, and she swirls the lot around with her tongue. A quick cut and the cleaned-up Sandra is on her knees to recieve the other guy's jerk-off popshot to her face which he shoots perfectly up the bridge of her nose and across her forhead. She spits and dribbles it a little and talks to the camera.

26 mins

As well as being beautiful, Sandra seems less fake then Lauren did. She was a very active participant in the scene. The unnamed black guy really didn't bring much to the scene and really wasn't in it a great deal, but Brian took the lead here and put in enough fucking for the two of them. Unless you were looking hard (like I was) you wouldn't have really missed him. A pretty good scene. 8/10.

Scene 3

Trina Michaels, 2 guys I can't name.. both wearing watches

Trina is a tanned blonde with a nice body and large fake breasts. She has a pierced naval and clit and a tribal flower tailbone tattoo, also a tattoo above her crotch. Trina wears a black fishnet top and stockings, with a black leather bondage collar and cuffs, some black short shorts and big stripper shoes.

She is quickly joined by two guys, a black guy with a big dick and a white guy with a small dick. She takes turns blowing them both while kneeling. They move to another room and the black guy plows her mish while the white guy fucks her mouth. Next the black guy does her doggy on the couch and then the floor while she sucks on the white guy.

Next the white guy does her doggy anal, hard on the couch while Trina sucks the black guy. Next is RAC on the black guy while she sucks the white guy, then doggy anal from the black guy while she sucks the white guy. Shortly the guys swap positions. Then they swap again. Next up white guy screws her mish on the couch while black guy fucks her mouth, then the guys swap, only this time black guy screws her ass instead. Finally, Trina kneels for a very weak facial cumshot from white guy (with some decent post-cum head), then black guy takes his turn for a much better facial, again with some post-cum head.

18mins

This scene suffered a bit from poor lighting and average casting. None of the three performers were really outstanding in any way so I simply wasn't that interested. Watchable or skippable, it's up to you. The filler scene of this disc. 5/10

Scene 4

Nikki Hunter, Lexington Steele, Zenza Raggi, John E. Depth

Nikki is the other boxcover girl to this title. Platinum Blonde with her hair falling in glamour-model curls, large fake breasts she looks every bit the super-stripper pornstar. She is wearing the same outfit and makeup as she is on the boxcover. She has a totally shaven pussy and a clit hood piercing.

Nikki eyes off the camera and gropes herself to begin, from the tweaking she gives her nipples it appears that her breasts must be made of rubber. Ouch. The guys stand in the background, beating off. Nikki rolls around on her chair speaks to the camera breathlessly about screwing her "reall fucking hard" something or other. She then shows off her butt and her string G-string and indeed her butt looks very nice. It also transpires that she has a pierced clit. Zenza and John E move into shot on either side of her and she begins sucking them off. (it's almost like they're following a formula!). Sloppy deep BJ to Zenza messes up Nikki's lipstick as gobs of spit roll down her breats, and next thing we know, he backside is opened up for Lex's insertion. After some respositioning, Nikki sits down on Lex for a RC while sucking off the other two guys.

Sucking and ball-licking to Zenza, then to Lex while she sits down on Zenza for the RC. She then lays backwards and sucks off John E with a bit of trash talk for the camera. Zenza pulls out and Lex moves in for the mish while Nikki is still laying backwards on Zenza and occasionally sucking John E's dick. Cut to John E laying on the chair while Nikki bends over to blow him, while Zenza standing anal doggies her, then Lex does. Lex pulls her down for RAC, but John E quickly turns it into a DP. Nikki then ATM's Lex's dick, then blows John E while Zenza screws her from behind, then anally. Cut to Anal cowgirl on Zenza while sucking John E off, then regular cowgirl, allowing Lex to slip into her ass to make it another DP while she continues to suck John E. Lex pulls out for a while, then goes back in. Lex's anal plunging eventually causes Zenza's dick to fall out of Nikki's pussy a couple of times until you see Nikki's hand appear, grab, insert and hold Zenza's dick in her again. Lez then lets the two of them go at it momentarily.

Cut to Nikki blowing Lex, then Zenza while John E takes her from behind. John E then anals her with a brief gape, then Zenza kind of reverse piledrives her, then John E makes it a DP. Next Zenza sticks his dick in her mouth and fucks her mouth in an odd kind of position while Lex anals her. At this point Niki is covered in sweat. Lex pulls out and comes all over Nikki's corseted body, getting some on her mouth and face. Zenza then bends her over and screws her anally and vaginally while John E beats off in front of her, before Nikki sucks him off.

Zenza pulls out and comes across Nikki's mouth and face, then John E starts fucking her from behind, Nikki gives us some trash talk about "having come all over me and I'm still getting fucked", then John E pulls out and beats off quite a thick load into Nikki's face, which she spits out and drips down her chin and onto her breasts. Nikki then says some fake-sounding rubbish while looking a total spit, sweat and cum-covered mess.

25mins

The scene was basically shot as a POV 3-way with Lex holding the camera most of the time except for the couple of times when he handed it off to Zenza. Great scene, Nikki impressed the hell out of me here (except when she spoke) as she manages to look hot and sexual while taking everything these three guys can give. I'd love to see her in a Black Pipe Layers. 9/10

Scene 5:

Rio Mariah, Zenza Raggi, Ben Bratt

Rio is a Brazilian lass, who has bleached warm blonde hair and large fake boobs. She wears a chainmail bikini, high heels and a large metal choker. Rio also has a pierced naval, a totally shaven bush and a tribal tailbone tattoo. Despite it being the worst kind of Dungeons and Dragons stereotype, the chainmail bikini looks really good on her. She stands by an outdoor pool and naturally enough starts to fondle herself while talking to the camera. She fingers her asshole and pussy. Like others before her, she beckons for us to follow her into the house.

Rio wanders over to a couch, where Zenza Raggi sits. She drapes herseolf over him and he starts a-groping, then gives her head. Ben happens to be leaning against a doorway, and so wanders over and pulls his dick out for a BJ, while Zenza continues to lick and finger Rio from behind. Zenza takes off his pants and screws Rio standing, then kneeling doggy while she continues to suck on Ben. They all get on the floor and Rio now sucks on Zenza's dick while Ben takes her from behind.

Cut to Ben inserting himself mish anally while Zenza squats over Rio with his dick in her face (and mouth) until Ben decides that some ATM is in order. Cut to cowgirl on Zenza which lasts perhaps 20 seconds before Ben feels left out and makes it into a DP, until he again decides it's ATM time, then back into her butt.

Next Rio lays back on Zenza for RAC, but again Ben decides to go straight in for a DP. As much fun as DPs can be to watch, I'd have liked to see some plain old RAC here. The guys plow away for awhile until Rio jumps off to suck on both their dicks at once. Then we cut to a spoon DP with Ben in the front, until Zenza's dick pops out when Ben goes right into Rio's ass for a few strokes, then, you guessed it, ATM again. Ben and Rio then show us some mish anal but Zenza goes right over the top of them to Rio's pussy, making it a DP. PTM. Piledriver anal, then piledriver DP, then ATM from who I'm going to guess is Ben, who goes back to anal piledriver again, then reverse piledriver anal which gives us a lovely view of not only Rio's puckered pussy and the anal penetration but also Ben's shaved scrotum and asshole. hurrah. ..followed by ATM

Next Zenza is anally spooning Rio while she sucks on Ben's balls while he jerks off, eventually shoting his load mostly into her open mouth while Zenza continues to plug away. Finally Zenza pulls out and quickly moves up to Rio's mouth, to also come in her mouth. Rio then spits the guy's cum out of her mouth, which drops down her chin, breasts and body and we're out!

24mins

Quite a decent scene. The ATM does nothing for me but while Rio's look initially didn;t do all that much for me, her performance and the scene surpassed my expectations and was really quite good. 7/10

A shame that Lauren's outfit (and hair) was so different to what she's wearing on the front box. A bigger shame is that it seems that Lex still hasn't learned that you don't need to cut immediately after the cumshot, and that a lingering extra 10 or 20 seconds can often make a great ending even better. Hopefully this will change soon. I also find fake porn-star dirty-talk during scenes a distractiong downer, which is why I watch much of it with the sound off. Overall a pretty solid release, despite the filler scene in the middle of the disc (which I'm sure some people will love anyway).