Man Of Steel XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  9/2/2013

Greetings porn fans. Wanted to say a few words about a recent film released that was directed by award winning director Axel Braun. It deals with a character many of us are familiar with, Superman and this show seems to want a more serious tone to it. This isn't really based on one single film either. There also isn't much back story or fleshing out of any character so if you're not familiar with any all I can say is Google is your friend! As for the Man of Steel himself they get Some Dude to once again portray the role as he previously did in the Superman v Spiderman parody. On the female side of the equation you had the likes of Kirsten Price, Samantha Some and Sasha Knox taking on various roles. On to some sexual highlights.

Sasha Knox :

We start off with Sasha who is playing Livewire- I have no idea who this is but you can tell she's a bad guy! Seems she started off as a DJ but that didn't end well so when she turned to a life of crime it gave her an excuse to take revenge on the man who fired her. So Sasha takes control of the station and has a little fun with the ole wife before hubby comes in and let's just say Sasha makes him her bitch! Sasha has a lot of fun with the dialogue and really lays into Barry during the scene never giving him credit for getting her off and if he doesn't the wife dies. Well Barry ends up coming earlier than Sasha wanted but turns out the wife isn't worth killing to her. But then who shows up but Superman and the two super powers have it out and Superman ends up killing her. This doesn't sit well with the Man of Steel and he goes off to enlist help in ridding himself of the powers he used to kill Livewire. I have to say giving up your powers over killing a bad guy strikes me as odd. I could see him doing this perhaps if he'd have killed Barry or the wife in the battle but hey the story moves on.

In a bizarre twist we learn the Lex Luthor is the President of the United States-- guess the Tea Party really went all out to get this clown elected. Eli Cross is always good at these type roles and he has a juicy scene when he lets it be known that Superman is a wanted man for this killing and $1 Billion dollars is the reward so who will come a callin' for this wad of cash.

Skin Diamond :

Well we find one character that is interested in this huge bounty when Skin shows up and she is portraying Silver Banshee. I have to say the makeup/ costume for Skin here was fantastic. I had no idea who Angle Man is and this is the fella in the scene that Skin gives a blowjob to. Only a bj here but Skin looks quite good giving it. Afterwards we have Eli showing up and he really puts Angle Man in his place as a second rate villain and this guy is dispatched so he and Silver Banshee can discuss the Superman situation. You wonder where Clark Kent went after giving up his powers ala Superman II style. Well it wasn't for Lois Lane as he leaves her at the start of the movie over this whole killing mess and she even knows he is Superman. Clark decided to go back home, Smallville, and try to rekindle the relationship he had with one Lana Lang- Samantha Some gets this role. There is a short dialogue scene between Clark and Lana after he arrives and he ends up staying with her but we'll have to see how their relationship goes or doesn't. You do have a powerful scene after he arrives where Clark burns the suit while Lana watches inside her place, she cries too so the conflict is there wanting Clark for herself I think but also knowing what he means to the entire world.

Kendall Karson:

Later on that night as Clark sleeps the dreams come including an encounter he has with Batman played by the same man who portrayed him in the big Dark Knight parody recently. The Bat isn't pleased to learn about the monumental choice Clark has made so the two don't part well. Clark's dream continues to involved Kendall who is playing Zatanna and I recall this role from previous Super Hero parodies. Zatanna has been dispatched to find his essence whatever that is. I think it's just an excuse so she can drop down and give him head which Kendall does!They sure make these costumes well so the principals can keep them on for the most part and still have sex. This limits some of the females perhaps but not the men as Kendall is able to work his cock out to take him in. Good to see the Man of Steel isn't afraid to give as good as he receives so Some licks pussy a little before slipping her his Super cock! The doggie shot was great in showing off just enough of her ass including her pink ass hole/ pussy. The same shot save for her ass hole was also captured in reverse. Kendall takes a facial pop to close and the dream is over or is it! One last sequence with Lex himself lording himself over the weakened Superman. No one can stop him now that Clark has given it all up. Lex really lays it all out on what he plans to do, wipe out as much of Supermans existence as he can- Lois, Jimmy, the Daily Planet, all gone unless someone can save the day, but who!! Clark awakes from this nightmare drenched in sweat.

Turns out Lex wants to make his own version of Superman but he's not happy with them using the Super suit. Veruca James has a good non sex role here. Their version of Superman played by Billy Glyde soon goes out of control killing one of the doctors and we leave that for our next scene.

Kirsten Price & Samantha Some:

The two loves of Supermans life meet up at Lois's to trade notes. Seems the Bizarro Superman has gone haywire and President Luthor has gone into hiding from him. Can't remember if I mentioned it but Lana also knows about Superman and Clark Kent being the same. Lois was here in hopes of convincing Superman to come back but after Lana's news she's bummed but the girls decide to comfort each other, lesbian style!!!You had to know where this was going with the music that was playing from the start. Kissing was nice then some pussy fingering and finally some oral with the best shot coming when Kirsten rises up to sit that pussy right over Samantha's face giving us a super shot of her ass. Pulling out you have a nice view of Samantha's pussy too with her fingering herself. The ladies turn this into a 69 when Kirsten turns around. The scene wraps soon after, glad there were no toys used by the ladies.

Samantha Some:

Lana returns later that night to find her own note left by Clark who has gone off in search of his powers. Lana doesn't remain alone long, though, as Bizarro shows up I guess to try and find Superman. Before we get to Bizarro showing up we have a shot of Some deep in the north trying to find his fortress of solitude. Moments later it's back to Lana who gets this visit from Bizarro and he isn't nice either ripping off her top then force feeding his cock. Samantha doesn't fight him doing a fine job taking him in no hands style. Billy then slips in doggiestyle to fuck Lana and there is also a good reverse shot as well worked in. Cowgirl and mish finish up this odd hook up ending with a pop to her body.

Meanwhile Clark has found his ice fortress and gets his powers back just in time as Bizarro shows up leading to their confrontation which of course Superman wins. All isn't over as Diana aka Wonder Woman shows up to have an intense conversation with Superman. The two heroes talk but end up kissing one another as we fade out-- hmm a Wonder/ Super hook up-- dream about it fans as that one will have to wait until another parody!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

So there you have it. I thought at the start this was more like a Chris Reeve take on the role but there was also elements of the Dark Knight serious approach too from Some in some of his performance. Eli Cross as Luthor steals his scenes and could easily get a Supporting nod for his work. Lois and Lana were fine as portrayed by Kirsten and Samantha with the meatier role I suppose going to Miss Some who actually has two sex scenes in this one. The Kimberly Kane appearance as Wonder Woman just before this one wrapped gave us all sorts of great possibilities about what could happen if there's another film. As for extras this movie is a two disc release setting those extras on their own disc. This allows for a non sex version of the film along with bloopers and there is a 20 minute BTS clip to check out too. This was a serious take on the Superman mythology without going as far as you saw in the Dark Knight series. I'd be interested in seeing another film using most of these same characters and I suspect we will at some point-- gotta have Wonder Woman fucking Superman don't we!!!