Love, Marriage & Other Bad Ideas Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  6/28/2012

This new Eddie Powell directed feature is aimed at couples. Just from the opening credits, this seemed like a DVD I was going to enjoy. It was well put together, edited well, got us to know the cast and the upcoming storyline and, most of all, it was hilarious. The story focuses on three couples that are having various troubles. The acting is good but most of all, the scenarios brought a smile to my face. Lexi Belle, Dana DeArmond, Natasha Nice and Alison Tyler are the females that get the starring roles here. The common theme is they all see Richie, a bitter marriage counselor. His answer for everything is to split up because he hasn’t believed in love since his own marriage failed.

Lexi Belle

Lexi and Anthony Rosano are first up as a couple who don’t get along. Lexi seems to spend all the money that Anthony earns and the coupe de grace is when she buys an $18,000 vacuum. Their marriage counselor encourages them to get a divorce and Anthony punches him out. They get home that night and Anthony is lying in bed when Lexi comes out in a sexy purple bra and panties with black fishnets. She even got it on sale! That’s the magic words to get Anthony turned on. They start kissing with Lexi on top and her bra comes off. She moves down his body until she finds his hard-on and gives him a wet blowjob. This being a couples flick, Lexi is very sensual in her movements, licking the shaft and teasing the head with her tongue. Anthony goes down on her and takes her in spoon, cowgirl, doggie and mish. He wears a condom but why a married couple uses condoms, I don’t know. He removes it to jerk off all over her stomach.

Dana DeArmond

Dana plays a nagging wife who can’t leave her husband, Xander Corvus, alone. Xander tries to make the best of it but Dana is very demanding and wants things done her way. Or else. Their relationship comes to a head when Xander picks up the wrong brand of vanilla extract so Dana cancels the NFL Sunday Ticket immediately. Richie berates Dana for being a supreme nag and Xander punches him out. This gets Dana so turned on that she drives to a deserted road to have some car sex. They hop in the backseat and Xander starts rubbing her pussy. Dana gives him head and first sucks his cock through his underwear. She takes him about halfway down her throat and gives him a footjob. Xander eats her out then puts on a condom. Dana gets nailed in spoon, doggie and cowgirl. Dana rips off the rubber and strokes him off all over her hands.

Natasha Nice

Richie counsels Alison Tyler over drinks. She loses herself and kisses him so Richie gets the feeling that she may be the one. Meanwhile, Natasha and Wolf Hudson come to see him. Natasha has a high sex drive but Wolf doesn’t have any interest in making love. Richie suggests an open marriage and Natasha hauls off and slugs him. Wolf goes home and Natasha goes out to try to pick up a man but she can’t do it. She returns to their house and takes a bath. Wolf joins her in the water and spends a lot of time worshipping her large, natural tits. Natasha services his cock with lots of stroking and eye contact. Wolf fucks her in doggie and mish before unloading on her stomach.

Alison Tyler

Alison, who has looked outstanding throughout the DVD, stops by Richie’s office after closing. They talk, they argue, they go their separate ways. Richie’s sister realizes that they have a thing for each other and sets the two of them up. Alison shows up for their date in an exceptional lowcut red dress. After some small talk, they start kissing and Richie sucks on her large tits. Richie goes down on her and Alison unbuckles his pants. She does some ball sucking and gags herself on his shaft. Richie bangs her in doggie and mish and cums all over her stomach.

SPECIAL FEATURES

17-and-a-half-minutes of BTS footage, 6-and-a-half minutes of bloopers, photo galleries and trailers

SUMMARY

A very good couples movie with good acting, a good plot and nice sex. In fact, without the sex, this could stand alone as a Lifetime movie. The girls looked outstanding and the sex, although not what I’m used to in the gonzo field, was decent with good angles of the women’s bodies. If you and your lady want to plan a romantic night with an adult DVD, this would be the one for you!