Looking For Mr. Right Now Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  1/23/2011

Sex-crazed Candy (Kirsten Price) attempts to transform uber-nerd Amy (Kaylani Lei) into a sex kitten in Jonathan Morgan's lame comedy, LOOKING FOR MR. RIGHT NOW (2010, Wicked Pictures) that's in wide screen, Dolby-Digital. Condoms used.

Amy can't sleep because her roommate Candy is making too much noise during a suck and fuck session with one of her one-night-stands. (Kirsten Price and Mick Blue perform in a typical by-the-numbers straight sex scene that, believe it or not, is actually one of the better things in this feature---!! 1/2)

Oh, and now the comedy starts, when Mick Blue starts babbling about how cool it would be if he could fuck himself all day. Anyway, Candy drags Amy to a bar where Amy's '80s Madonna look garners her little attention. Meanwhile, a few patrons fuck in a bathroom. (Jayden James and Sascha suck and fuck near a wash basin and on a leather hassock in an awkward scene that pads the length of this feature as these two are never heard from again---!!)

Candy fixes up Amy with a real loser named Jay (Rocco Reed) and when Amy returns from the date a disheveled mess, Candy attempts to tell her how things went on the date via an ensuing fantasy sequence. (According to Candy, the two went to an empty restaurant and fucked on one of the round tables. The crappy set detracts in a big way from an otherwise okay Kaylani and Rocco encounter---!!)

Candy gives Amy a make-over and the duo head to a swinger's party where Candy ditches her friend for another couple and she's never heard from again. Meanwhile, Amy gets a house tour from the host (Tommy Gunn) but high-tails it outta there when he invites her to be part of a three way. (So, Tommy Gunn fucks the lovely Dylan Ryder in one of those Blue Light Special scenes, where a blue light tinge makes its way onto the frolicking forms fucking---!!)

During the flick, Amy has had nerdy conversations with her neighbor Dougie or Doogie (Dane Cross) so the nerds decide to fuck like pornstars (Another by-the-numbers straight sex encounter with Kaylani and Dane---!!)

Note the bonus scene from MAD LOVE with Kaylani and Rocco. At least, the two fucked on a decent set instead of the chintzy piece of crap that's in this feature. Other special features are nothing special.

So, Jonathan Morgan continues down that slippery slope with yet another Wicked feature that forgets about its contract stars (that's plural, stars) in favor of sex scenes with characters that have absolutely nothing to do with this comedy. There's zero, nada sexual interaction between Kirsten and Kaylani and Kirsten just sort of disappears from this movie to, we assume, move onto to shoot some other turkey from Wicked. Good luck ladies, you certainly deserve something better than this dud. LOOKING FOR MR. RIGHT NOW (2010, Wicked Pictures) gets a lowly ! 1/2 outta !!!!!