Longing For Him Review

Reviewed by rainingcrow  on  1/9/2009

Ever wish you could just watch some of the sex scenes from a romance novel? well... here's your chance. This movie contains pretty decent quality sex and scene that looks like it was ripped from the pages...(or at least the cliches)...

First off... Its loaded up with special features... and they aren't all bad. Did you know there was a playgirl tv? I didnt.

Second, this is all straight sex marketed towards straight girls/women... I would honestly say fairly unimaginative middle aged straight women... (we gave the dvd to my sister in law)

So without further hestitation, here we go.

Scene one- Opens into a dark room with a woman in period clothing entering unannounced and presumably in secret. The narration (voice over) does not fit the scene, or the clothing(which don't match eachother). The music is overpowering... and distracting. I would suggest using the mute button.

It isnt that the dialogue is badly written really, but the reader is not sexy in the least, does not seem right in voice tone or anything else... she just sounds like an old woman cheesily reading from a romance novel.

I do like this guy though. I've seen him in some other things and he usually does a good show. The set is also nice... it actually looks like a real room rather than a set piece.

the scene progesses with some pretty vanilla sex and ends with the moneyshot landing uneventfully on the womans abdomen...

Scene 2- wimbledon

LOL! omg tennis!! oh geeze! This is just my personal opinion mind you... but tennis is not erotic. It does not help that the stars look like rich snooty arian nation posterkids. The guy not only looks like a tool, but provides a little bit of evidence as he tries to be sneaky by spitting his gum out into her panties after he takes them off (tries to pass it off as a sniff... but it was ditchin the gum)... He also didnt bother to take his oakleys off while he was goin down on her.

The camerawork is beyond expectations... Someone had the budget to do a crane shot!.

He cums on her ass while she's still on top... tool

Scene 3- Dreamlovers

CHEESEY!!!! smoky, dreamy, oh my god take me now (hot breathy lameness)The blue lights and fog machine lose all effect when you see the guy... OMG he looks like a mob enforcer... A big primate looking fucker... The dream state of ...(I think its her boss) is so cliche that its surpassed laughable straight into shameful.

The cumshot is onto her lips... she has a tattoo on her ass worth note.

Scene 4- she taps he taps

An actress wins an award and plays seductress to her driver... I get the feeling this guy is gay btw... The music sounds like a nursery then like a video game. He spits and practically slobbers all over her twat... alot.

She also slobbers alot on his cock. TAN LINES!!!! NO!!!!!!

another belly shot for the cum... noticing a theme.

Scene 5 - potion of passion

It looks like mid victorian style, semi gothic attire. He has long curly hair and a vampire outfit. Scene plays with the whole reluctant seduction idea, and yes it does introduce a "love potion". Ending involves a cumshot onto her back and he bites very poorly with some dimestore vampire teeth... (come on, for twenty bucks they could have gotten some quality teeth that he could still express a believable bite with.

Scene 6 - Cowboy love

Aside from the atypical little blonde and the cowboy scene taking place in a stable with hay etc...It dosent suck. Wow! I love his tattoos! There are more terribly tacky tanlines(say that five times fast). This cowboy is hung like a horse btw... and the cumshot is onto her tits.

Seriously the production quality with this dvd is fine... but its just so fuckin boring.Its just so bland...

Anyway, back to the next scene...

Scene 7 - foot massage

Wow he is really cute! He has very pretty hair. We would like to see him more. He also has a sexy mouth. She has cute panties. The music belongs in the underwater scene to Donkey Kong country (no joke)... Foot fetishists will enjoy this one...

The guy isnt extremely equipped, but we enjoy him...

The cumshot is onto the cooch... and the movie ends