Load Almighty Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  10/16/2010

Ok fans time for a little compilation from director Mike John of some of the scenes he has captured over the years. The man's a gonzo master and these scenes only prove that out.

London Keyes from Praise the Load 3:

On we go do disc two and right off we have hotness with the lovely London Keys gracing the screen. She's not even 20 we learn. Swine's still behind the cam and he even gets the directors titty grope in while also chatting. She's very bubbly too as she's talking-- Swine is smart enough to keep the camera peeled on London who has a smoking hot bod, big D sized boobs which Swine can't help but slap again when he gets close. The wide spread open pussy shot was also quite good in getting just the right mood. The mopes are brought in and there's good titty and pussy play here before the blowbang commences. London even does a solid climbing on top of a couple guys giving them access to the sweet nectar from her pussy while she's busy above giving multiple bj's. Her approach is pretty aggressive too, not over the top but just good solid cock sucking ending with again a glazed pretty face. Oh wait, we're not done, post scene we get a brand new one with Swine getting to dip his hogstick in that pussy, there's POV head, then it's doggie, more POV head and then London rides Tim facing us with both her ass and then her tits-- it all works leaving one more load glazed up her face even reaching her hair.

Adrianna Nicole from Praise the Load 2:

Alright here we have a girl I've enjoyed now for a few years, pretty eyes, expressive face and a beautiful set of natural titties. Awesome opening shot too of Adrianna caressing those boobies, housed for the time being in a pink bra but Adrianna doesn't make us wait to long before they see the light of day. Just the perfect size too and with a gleem in her eye she does some amazing self nipple licking, she knows I love that!! Miss Nicole then has a seat opening those legs, boobs spilling over her chest and we get a bit of pussy stroking. Wow this was the best tease shot so far, Adrianna has just a blast licking those titties again, then she tries to go after Swine's hard on which surprised him so Swine quick thinking calls the mopes in and their dicks are soon being servied by this lovely young lady, gagging, piston fucking in her mouth, she's top notch all the way. Add in titty fucking, guys hovering over her face smashing their nuts down so she is breathing in ballsack instead of air!! With a pretty smile she's ready and willing and the guys launch!! Her face is so jizzed I think Dunkin Donuts might sue for product infringement!!I don't think I've seen a face more covered in cum than Adrianna's is by scenes end, just all over the place! We know have a second disc to check out, time to change over.

Gianna Michaels from Praise the Load:

I think most of you out there in pornoland know this busty babe and she's easily one of the most fun girls to shoot in this biz with a exhuberant personality and charm which just reels you in along with those massive melons!! It's Valentine's day as we find Gianna sitting there wearing red, her boobs get in Mike's head causing him to momentarily loose focus, lol, but he's soon back on game working in that big phat booty too but come on Gianna's all about those tits for me and nicely Mike gets back to them after letting us drink in that booty. These guys can try and dominate Gianna but she is the one in charge here, no mistake about it, those cocks are her personal playthings and she makes clear with the very first cock that enters her mouth. The eye contact and her whole body language are so good here, she's just amazing to watch and enjoy is all I can say. Titty fucking while dudes are straddling her face and ending with a huge grin on her face the first loads start flying. What a fantastic way to close out a good blowbang title, Gianna rocks and shows off her incredible talents here to great results.

Velicity Von from Praise the Load:

Welcome back there busty babe, you were definitely missed--- but nicely at scenes end the guys won't!! Tim's back behind the cam and damn she's looking pretty hot, titties pulled out pretty quick and yep looking huge as always. Tim does it right here by talking to Velicity without the cocks present as opposed to Cindy who was already sucking rather hard while he was chatting, Tim keeps her solo for him a bit chatting but no piglet action for the Swinemeister. Nice visuals here as we reintroduce ourselves to this voluptuous woman, the guys actually rub in some Johnson & Johnson's-- hey they didn't hide the label, lol. She might have taken some time off but those skills weren't rusty at all, just like riding a bike or learning to type once you know it, you know it and Velicity is a champion cock sucker of the highest order, deep throating, gagging ,all taken care of. Naturally with those jiggly juggs they work in titty fucking and then it's time to facialize that pretty lady!! Again welcum back Miss Von.

Gracie Glam from Praise the Load 4:

Alright, new girl and it's Mike shooting her and we once more begin outside by a shimmering blue pool. Gracie has the cute teen vibe working and Mike does a nice walk around her, checking out this newbie who has a good laugh. They don't wait much longer before heading inside where Gracie hits the couch and assumes a doggie pose. Mike reminds her to breath, don't forget to breath, lol. Ahh the bottoms come off and Zane's in there munching on her cookie from behind, it's a short lick before she's flipped over for more oral in the more traditional mish pose. The titties come out too, nice sized aerolas, very lickable. Moving on from that we get two cocks so they are't starting off to strong, just getting her feet wet taking on two dicks. Good shot of Gracie kneeling between the guys and working them over. She wasn't as aggressive as Kristina was but I liked her approach just the same, I actually prefer the girls giving head in a more slower, sensual style. As the minutes progress we see more dicks added and this doesn't seem a strain at all for Gracie and we continue with the fine views of her body, nice open pussy shot as she's working the meat puppets. The guys do some more pussy work too using a few fingers to feel what they won't be nailing today. Gracie also does the lean her head off the couch shot for some face fucking and even some ball sucking. Several good blasts later and she's a doughnut!

Naomi Cruise from Jerkoff Material:

Alright we have Tim behind the camera here for this scene which opens with Naomi on the couch playing with herself, ahh beaver, haven't heard that term for awhile, thanks Tim. A bit of chatter too which is nice but the visuals were even better with Naomi diddling her pussy, a nice smile too we see. Tim can't help himself when the tits come out, shooters privilege as he cops a feel, a quick pussy tickle then it's a hand over of a dildo so Naomi can further pleasure that coochie. Tim gives her a black dildo and ahh it's foreshadowing as we're told black cocks are coming not long after so she warms up briefly before the schlongs enter and this girl was cock hungry as she is gagging in no time. We end up with three hard schlongs thrust into her mouth and the guys give that mouth a work over too, this was no soft romantic triple bj, nope she took a mouth face fuck that will make any aggressive blowjob fan proud. The boys aren't shy either with the verbal jousts, at least their pops were on target. Ok cut next to Naomi outside after the blowbang and she's still playing with herself, ahh Tim's here for a bit of me time with this girl. Naomi is kind enough to get in the perfect POV shot and shows Tim's cock a very good time and the twosome work in a little sex too before Tim unloads into Naomi's mouth, his first blast nearly gagged her so nice going Tim and to Naomi for not upchucking that, lol.

Chayse Evans from Praise the Load 3:

Alright fans time to hit a new one from Mike John and it's an all blowbang flick where the ladies get their full of cock before taking all that baby batter on their faces. No sex really beyond the blowjobs, you get a little boob play, a few of the guys hit the pussy with their tongues but for the most part it's all dick all the time here. You get a varied cast here too beginning with Chayse Evans who gets the balls rolling with a pretty aggressive scene. She gives the boys lots of great cock gagging, a little dabble with the balls and some titty fucking too. One of the things I liked in this scene was the guys standing over Chayse thrusting their cocks into her mouth-- they do this facing us so no hairy man ass shots which is always a plus. After some stellar head we get Miss Evans's face plastered so we're off and running.

Katie St. Ives from Jerkoff Material 3:

We open with a girl doing her XXX Debut and who better to break in with than Mike John. Immediately we get Katie put through her paces as she doesn't even say hello before dropping down to engulf Mikey's boner, alright Mr. John! Superb POV shots here and her skillz seemed up to par as she is told to pull it out and slap Mr. Happy-- sure sign he was close to popping! So back to sucking and in between slurps she introduces herself and Mike keeps his compusure too though we need a couple more slaps to his cock to avoid the premature pop. Katie's cleavage and her eyes stood out for me here too in the POV shots. Ok we get her nude and they hit the bed for some POV fucking, overhead style for mish was quite good, so good that Mike finally lets a load go and she swallows with some obvious difficulty but she was a trooper. The couple ain't done and go back to fucking, this time in doggie, then she rides facing tits out to us and finally back to doggie before Mike pops again. The second load wasn't quite as good and he hits mostly her hair. Not bad for a first scene, she sucked cock like a pro, needs some work with the cum finish in her mouth but I'm guessing that was a first time deal too and she did it so nice going Katie. Oh wait, we're not done yet with Katie! A short break and we're outdoors poolside with Katie, Mike and the Mopes! You see a great shot of her ass when she goes walking by the pool, some serious bubble action there. The guys then take her inside where one of the dudes performs some stellar oral on Katie that has her pussy purring bigtime. She's so turned on that she gets in some Mope bj loving, mixed in with a little more pussy eating too. Katie seemed to enjoy this added bit of knob polishing which finishes up with the boys blasting their nutjuice all over her face. She was a glazed krispy kreme jizz girl by the time they were done shooting.

Carolyn Reese from Praise the Load 2:

Ok we start off outside, it's a sunny day and Carolyn is striking hot in her red outfit, cleavage spilling out everywhere and actually she just goes ahead and pulls those tits out along with showing us a little bend over ass view! Swine has a little bit of fun shooting this lady in the great outdoors and they have a word or two before heading in for her big cock suckoff. Now inside we get just a couple swinging dicks to start but she's in the classic kneel down pose in between and those cocks slide into her hands/ mouth effortlesssly. It isn't to long before a couple more are added and she doesn't skip a beat showing those rods a good time, nice and wet! We get a bit of titty fucking too before the guys unloads their DNA to Carolyn's pretty face. The folks at Krispy Kreme would be most pleased with the glazed status achieved here, massive loads! Oh wait fans, I have seen that beer belly a few times and well it seems Swine's ponied up some dough and gets some ME time with this hot blond. POV head is shot and a couple ride'em fucks are captured before the Pigman adds his ball batter to her pretty face, I hope you enjoyed it, lol.

Cassandra Calogera from Praise the Load 2:

Up first on side two is another big breasted babe and Cassandra's been pretty popular now for some time, and one look at those pretty eyes and yes those massive titties should peek anyone's interest to see her do the nasty. Ahh Mike's taking the reigns now and well Cassandra is fond of playing with her tits and she does a bit of that here as Mike lets the camera move in and out on this beauty. Cassandra does acknowlege those melons have been pretty advantageous in her life, Mike names off a few things guys do and become when she starts showing them off. Lying down on the couch she continues to caress those funbags eventually letting them come out from underneath her see thru top. Not bad with the self nipple licking/ boob sucking either, I've been pleased to see this included in the scenes and that the girls do it so well, see directors it's a hot thing to shoot, lets make this a trend and not the exception. You get a shot of the mopes standing in the hallway observing this tease show, not much longer boys she's warming us the viewers up too!! Once they do descend on this busty babe the action heats up pretty quick, bouncing titties, cocks everywhere and Cassandra swallows them up. A bit of ball licking is worked in too along with the required titty fucking, those melons were made to be fucked fast'n'furious. We even get one mope who wants to eat pussy, thankfully no dude had fucked it yet, that would have been a eek moment, lol. She even works in a little HMA ass licking-- that was an eek moment, why did you shoot that Mike as now I'm going to have nightmares, haha!! HMA is hair man ass for those who don't know. Good facial blasts wrap up this fun scene.

Cindy Crawford from Praise the Load:

Well we must have missed something as Cindy's already going at it when Tim finds her, yeah that's Tim Von Swine shooting cam for this! Cindy's pretty excited obviously to be here and why is Timmy asking questions, lol, let this woman suck her cocks!! The fellas have done a good job getting on either side and Cindy expertly works her way through doing deep throating and generally showing top notch oral skillz. Good close in shots and there's no doubt this girl knows what she's doing. One of the tried and true tricks is utilized with the girl tilting her head back off a couch to get skull fucked-- a little to much man ass in the shot at times so perhaps move on, lol. Solid all around dick sucking gets us to Cindy's face jizzercized but good, a gooey start!

Kristina Rose from Praise the Load 4:

Up first is the girl I just mentioned, Kristina Rose. Ahh it's Swineman helming the camera here as we catch up with Kristina poolside. Nicely she's in a bikini already so that ass is spilling out when she turns around. Kristina's worked for these guys a few times now so there's a good relationship already in place, a comfort level. Kristina is a smooth talker and does a nice job holding her own with the word meister Tim Von Swine. So we get some prime ass shots outside before Miss Rose heads in for her waiting cocks. More ass luving and finally Kristina drops down for that first dick. Some breathy dirty talk too as she works those meatsticks, plenty of gagging too, she doesn't half ass it at all. Fans who love a hardcore blowjob will totally get their rocks off here. Gotta love the head going back off the couch while guys straddle her, face fucking that cute 'innocent' face!There is some coochie licking too while she's got the head bent back off, not sure if she feels it or not since she's getting skull fucked pretty good here. Even some foot jerking from Kristina so she does a little of everything here. There was a nice bit of pussy play actually before the scene cumcludes with the guys blasting their nutjuice all over Kristina's mug.

Well fans these scenes come from two of Mikes bigger series Jerkoff Material and Praise the Load. As you see these two have had quite a lot of great girls shoot for them and that only scratches the surface. If you're not already an avid collector of Mike's work this compilation here should serve as a great intro to what he and his main man Tim Von Swine can capture.