Little Spermaid: A Dreamzone Parody, The Review

Starring:
Some Dude as Eric Prince
Riley Reid as Princess Areola
Tommy Pistol as Jack
Summer Brielle as Curse-ola
Derrick Pierce as Ken
Brooklyn Chase as Brittney
Evan Stone as King Two Ton
Courtney Taylor as Michelle

The movie opens with Some Dude, as Eric Prince, talking with best man Tommy Pistol, as Jack, about the strange draw he feels from the ocean as he walks on the beach. In an effort to understand this draw he goes for a walk which leads to the first sex scene of the movie. Riley Reid, as Areola, is lovely in long, red locks as she gives an epic beach side blow job to Mr. Dude who looks as rugged as the rocks surrounding them.

Mr. Dude returns home to again talk with his best man regarding his experience and resulting epiphany. When they are interrupted by a knock at the door Mr. Pistol goes to see who is there. To his surprise it is Curse-ola with an interesting demand. Mr. Pistol never fails to give a brilliant and fresh performance. In this scene he manages to elicit laughs and be sexy at the same time like no one else could. Summer Brielle is always gorgeous and simply stuns in wickedly fun black and purple corset ensemble. She even has an interesting use for those elbow length, black, velvet gloves! The sex scene that ensues between Ms. Brielle and Mr. Pistol is my favorite of the movie. This sex scene is a perfect example of how well paced and non rushed all of the sex in this film is. There's a little something for all sorts of fans in this one. Mr. Pistol is pretty verbal, which is ALWAYS a favorite with his female fan base. Ms. Brielle simply smolders. After watching Ms. Brielle in the Behind The Scenes feature you get if you purchase the DVD as opposed to renting her performance is that much more impressive to me.

Next we see Derrick Pierce and Brooklyn Chase as the hottest life guards you will EVER see. If you've ever wondered why Cross Fit is popular look at Mr. Pierce! Ms. Chase has the most enticing during sex faces. This scene has a little slap n tickle for us 'kinkier' fans but nothing that would be off putting to any adult entertainment viewer. In the BTS we get a glimpse of what a sweetheart Mr. Pierce really is but you didn't hear it from me ;-)

Following a full disclosure from Mr. Dude to golden goddess Courtney Taylor, Ms. Taylor is comforted by Evan Stone as King Two Ton. Mr. Stone shows Ms. Taylor how he got the name “King Two Ton” and she seems to fully appreciate this experience. If you watch this movie for no other reason, do it to see a blue velvet cape wearing Mr. Stone declare “It's good to be the king.”. Ms. Taylor gleams as she pays tribute to the royal jewels and shows she is worthy of being any woman's 'girl crush'. Mr. Stone shows why he is a perennial favorite of top rate directors with his always in character sex and banter.
Finally, the movie closes with the reunion and 'happily ever aftering' of Mr. Dude and Ms. Reid. It turns out having traded a tail for legs is a bonus when having sex! As the closing scene in the movie this sex scene does not disappoint. The same great pacing, variety and non rushed feel that carries through the rest of the movie is obvious here, as well.

DreamZone hit's another one out of the park with this porn parody of the Hans Christian Anderson classic!!!

If you purchase the DVD set as opposed to renting the film online you will get to see one of the best behind the scenes features out there. It is by turns funny and informative. Tommy Pistol does a great Evan Stone impression. Evan Stone explains the glamorous life of a porn star. And Russian is a 'scene stealer' with his own impression. In addition, there is a photo gallery of professional glam pictures of the actors that is not to be missed. Well worth the money as this is a movie you will want to watch more than once!