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Little Spermaid: A Dreamzone Parody, The Review

DreamZone Entertainment

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Reviewed by astroknight  on  4/16/2014

Running Time:
111 min.

Production Date:
None given

Director:
Jordan Septo

Cast:
Brooklyn Chase, Courtney Taylor, Riley Reid, and Summer Brielle
with
Derrick Pierce, Evan Stone, Some Dude, and Tommy Pistol

Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced for the most part, but the ocean does get a little loud in the opening outdoor scene. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very nice. It's well lit and clear with a steady hand on the camera.

The Movie:
Princess Areola (Riley Reid) has been warned by her father, King Two Ton (Evan Stone) that if a human cums on a mermaid they lose their flipper and get legs for a short time. If they fall in love while they have legs, they will stay human forever. So begins Jordan Septo and DreamZone's XXX Parody of Hand Christian Andersen and Di$ney's The Little Mermaid as the princess of the sea falls in love with human Eric Prince (Some Dude).

Scene 1

Riley Reid

with

Some Dude

When Some (Eric Prince) walks along the ocean to clear his head of doubts regarding his upcoming marriage, he falls in and is rescued by Riley (Princess Areola). She lets him know that she saved him, and when he remarks that he can't believe that she's a mermaid and that he can touch her she lets him know that she wants to feel him too... in her mouth. Riley helps Some out of his pants and admires his size before eagerly sucking and stroking his cock and mixing in a bit of attention for his balls. He lets Riley have a nice ball blast that she eagerly takes in her mouth as well as making sure to suck out every last bit and lick up some of the cum slop that ended up on her arm.


Scene 2

Summer Brielle

with

Tommy Pistol

When busty bottle blonde Summer (Cursula) arrives at the door in a black and purple corset looking for the male creature to resides there to surrender himself to her sexually, Tommy decides he's willing to deal with her form of crazy to let her bang him. She bends over so he can tongue her holes from behind and then lays back to let him eat and play with her bald beaver a little more from the front. Summer sucks his cock and lets Tommy fuck her titties, and then gets back on all fours so he can fuck her doggie style. They mix in plenty of oral action for each other as they move on through cowgirl, missionary, and reverse cowgirl. Finally Summer drops down to happily take Tommy's testicular treats in and around her eager mouth while giving him plenty of great eyes.


Scene 3

Brooklyn Chase

with

Derrick Pierce

Busty brunette Brooklyn gets busy with co-lifeguard Derrick after he smoothly lays a cheesy line on her. He kisses his way around her as he helps her strip down and moves in to eat her bald beaver and asshole. He works a finger into her chocolate starfish as he eats her box and then stands up and strips down to let Brooklyn eat his meat in return. Derrick picks her up and settles back on the couch for a cowgirl ride as she encourages him to slap her ass before letting her suck his cock and get right back on for a reverse cowgirl ride. He continues to bone Brooklyn in doggie and bow and arrow as well as giving it to her missionary style. Finally Brooklyn takes Derrick's dick droppings over her big titties with a smile.


Scene 4

Courtney Taylor

with

Evan Stone

When bottle blonde Courtney learns why Evan is known as King Two Ton, she happily moves in to suck his cock and balls. She shows off her big titties and rubs her bald pussy against his cock before sliding it inside her cunt sidesaddle. They exchange oral favors before Evan fucks Courtney from behind while she gives him plenty of vocal encouragement. She gets back on top to ride him reverse cowgirl style and sucks him clean before letting Evan pile drive her pussy. They also fuck missionary style before Courtney has Evan unload all over her face and sucks him clean.


Scene 5

Riley Reid

with

Some Dude

After professing his love for Riley by the pool, he carries her inside where her tail disappears. They admire her new legs as they kiss on the bed and he plays with her pussy. Riley helps Some out of his pants to suck and stroke his cock in return before riding it cowgirl style. She sucks him clean before turning around for the reverse cowgirl, and letting him take her doggie style. Riley lays back for Some to fuck her missionary style and happily takes his seed on her stomach along with a taste from her fingers.


The Little Spermaid is a nice change from the typical porn parody. Yes, I'll admit to being a bit tired of the parody craze, but I like how DreamZone used the general idea behind the Little Mermaid story and then largely created its own fun and cheezy porno around it. That's right, you don't get to see Flounder the Fish and Sebastian the Crab get busy nor do you get to hear Sebastian the Crab singing a catchy tune like Fuck the Girl. Instead you get a little porn romp that pretty much just keeps the characters in what's little more than loosely connected vignettes. Riley only appears in the opening and closing scenes, and Some doesn't appear much more than that in between. They turn out a nice pair of scenes with Riley looking pretty hot in her red wig, and it's hard to complain about a movie when it starts out with Riley showing off her great oral skills. I really enjoyed Summer's scene with Tommy, and once again Tommy Pistol shows that he's one of the best actors out there with a nice little serious start with Some before letting go with Summer. Courtney has a very nice scene with Evan and puts out some very nice vocals and energy and Brooklyn rounds things out very nicely in a solid scene with Derrick. Through it all the movie seems like it's main goal is to have fun more than seeing how much it can emulate its namesake, and that's a nice change from most of the porn parodies that have come out over the past few years. The Little Spermaid isn't a huge work of porno art, but it is a fun little sex romp that's worth checking out.

The Extras:
The second DVD is devoted entirely to extras. Trailers are included for four other DreamZone parodies. The photo gallery lasts a little over nine minutes. You also get a fifty three minute parody sampler of DreamZone's Romeo & Juliet and The Godfather parodies (which mostly seems to be the non-sex version of each movie). There's also a behind the scenes featurette, a free DVD offer, and commercials.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about seventeen minutes. Summer and Courtney start out chatting and sharing a few laughs before there's a few laughs shared around the cast as they get ready to shoot Tommy and Summer's scene. There's also a little fun hanging out with Evan as well as shooting Brooklyn and Derrick's scene. This is an okay behind the scenes featurette. It seems like it could have been cut back a little, and it would have been nice to have a little more eye candy or interviews with the stars. This isn't a bad addition to the package by any means, but for a two DVD set I expected much more than this.

Condom Usage:
None

Final Thoughts:
It's a solid rental.

Note to DreamZone:
Thank you for remembering how to keep porn fun!

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