Lex The Impaler 8 Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  7/12/2014

Jules Jordan enlists Lexington Steele to impale 7 gals in wild get-ups for another installment of Lex the Impaler, this time number 8.
LEX THE IMPALER 8 (2014, Jules Jordan Video) runs about 3 hours for 6 scenes spread out over two discs. No condoms.

Disc 1---Three scenes with 20 minutes of anal sex in the opening scene, about 10 minutes in the second scene and none in the third. Some in the trailer/opening credits.

LEX impales Phoenix Marie & Jada Stevens

The Neon Sisters wearing fluorescent fish-net body outfits strut poolside then bend over by Lex for booty shaking and group fondling. Inside, the trio land on a leather platform where Lex impales their pussies, which is just a warm-up for the 20 minutes of anal sex and A2M shenanigans. Both get a taste of Lex's load for the finale. Ho-hum to the fish nets plus Phoenix looks like a raccoon with all that black eye shadow. Way too long at 37 minutes---!! 1/2

LEX impales pear-shaped newbie Bella Bellz

Juels captures Bella's shaking and quaking booty by the pool and enlists some sort of camera drone (look for its shadow in the aerial shot) to photograph Bella stretched out on a blanket below. Lex takes her inside. Doggy with Bella holding onto the counter top gets the straight sex going; the duo land in the couch for cowgirl then Bella sitting backwards in a barstool commences the anal festivities. In mish, Bella brings her knees back to her shoulders for a solid finale from a performance perspective; however, too much natural light flooding the top of the frame really detracts. Facial finisher. Bella's spiked hair and tats that cover her backside and reach around her butt cheeks either detract or improve this 34 minute encounter depending on your point of view; I liked how the tattoos enhanced that pair shape of hers so let's give this scene !!! 1/2.

LEX impales lovely Capri Cavanni

Capri prances about in brief opening tease footage that leads to a wonderful encounter with a wolf at the front door that would be Lex. Terrific tease and fondling ensues as Lex grabs her body through the iron grill work then Lex sticks his prick through those openings in the front door for a blowjob. Capri lets him in and takes a terrific upright doggy pounding, more blowjob and more upright doggy pounding. Sadly, this 31 minute scene get worse as it goes along as the duo land for a series of straight sex positions. When Capri loses that sexy lingerie top, boob job scarring creeps into the frame and that's a problem that Jules failed to address---!! 1/2

Disc 2---Three shorter scenes and special features. Kagney Linn Karter takes the anal pounding here plus there's a bounty of Kagney bonus footage in the BTS. All the gals don fetish wear for their impaling encounters.

LEX impales Kagney Linn Carter

With long, wavy blonde tresses and wearing black fetish gear including boots, Kagney admires herself in the mirror then wanders over to a blindfolded Lex sitting in a chair. Tease and fondling ensues then Kagney gets naked but wears the boots for anal sex action lasting for 12 of this scene's 25 minutes. Upright anal leads to Kagney and Lex falling onto the leather riser for reverse cow anal for a scene highlight. It's a solid encounter at a proper length---!!! 1/2

LEX impales mega boobed Amy Anderssen

Lex walks into the frame as Amy awaits at the tops of the stairs. A BJ ensues and Amy loses her hat that Lex dons. For this straight sex encounter, the fetish wear slowly comes off until all that Amy's wearing are wild ultra high heels. She kneels in bed for doggy and more doggy and extended doggy, which in this case, is a good thing because Jules captures this action with solid wide camera angles. It's a wonderful 23 minute scene that Lex seems to enjoy---!!!!

LEX impales blonde bombshell Nikita Von James

In a black and blue fetish get-up, Nikita struts her stuff through a kitchen then plops into a chair to finger her pussy. She puts in a quick call to Lex, who comes to the back door with his cock sticking out of his slacks. Like Capri's scene, Nikita's encounter starts great until the duo take it upstairs for straight sex action that includes Jules capturing Nikita with unflattering fake boob shots. Otherwise, a fun 22 minute scene---!! 1/2

Special features include that 12 minute BTS, 5 minute cum shot recap, 6 minute photo gallery and 5 trailers.

So, LEX THE IMPALER 8 (2014, Jules Jordan Video) finds Jules Jordan in cruise control as he captures that cool cat Lex doing what he does best. The second disc tops the first with those scenes in the 20 to 25 minute range being just about right. Had the scenes on the first disc been of similar length then all 6 scenes could have easily fit onto one disc. Maybe next time. Until then, this installment in the Lex the Impaler series gets a !!! outta !!!!!