Kung Fu Beauty 2 Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  5/16/2011

Review:
“Kung Fu Beauty 2” is an exceptional film from Vivid’s B. Skow that stars former contract performer, A.J. Bailey, as a retired ninja who—after the battle that was the first installment in the series—is trying to settle down by purchasing her own bar and living the “normal” life. Of course, fate has other ideas for Ms. Bailey’s character, as trouble in the form of a ruse by her prior nemesis (Billy Glyde) literally comes knocking at the door of her bar. What ensues is a fun, cool, and often comical adventure that will appeal to the martial arts geek—and sex freak—in all of us. Indeed, there are some genuinely laugh-out-loud funny moments in this one. For instance, there’s a portion of the disc in which A.J. gets a martial arts beat-down by Billy Glyde’s dick—hilarious (“cock-fu”)! There’s also some training that A.J. does with Jerry that, recorded in fast-forward, is freaking genius. He teaches her the “jerk-on, jerk-off” hand-job technique—something that (might) even make the late Pat Morita proud (or at least chuckle). Of course, we’re not watching this stuff for a laugh…so what about the sex? Well, it’s generally excellent, as well.

Sex-wise, A.J. stars in three of the movie’s six scenes, and she is in top form. In Scene One, she has a very-good-to-excellent lesbian tryst with Kim Tao on a table in her bar. Fingers, tongues, and vibrators—both used on each other and in a side-by-side masturbation sequence—are on the menu in this one. Scene Three brings A.J. together with fellow ninja, Jerry. Again—the “jerk-on, jerk-off” lead-in to this segment is funny as Hell—and the sex that follows is exceptional, as well. Amongst the highlights are the blowjob work that A.J. does, along with the side-entry, cowgirl, reverse-cowgirl, and doggie-style positioinings that the pair employs. The cum-shot is delivered to A.J.’s pussy and pelvis, and it’s followed up by a bit of cummy reinsertion and a touch of oral cock clean-off—awesome stuff! In Scene Five, A.J. takes on the master ninja—played by James Deen—both physically and then sexually. This sequence takes place at James’ mansion and includes some sexy foreplay and tease material, as well as side-cowgirl, reverse-cowgirl, missionary-like, and doggie-style positions, as its highlights. To finish off the scene—and also the master ninja, James—A.J. employs the “jerk-on, jerk-off” technique to bring him to a pop on her face…which also kills him. Other than the dying part, this is some super-sexy stuff!

Not to be outdone, Mia Lelani has an excellent romp with Bill Bailey in the backroom of A.J.’s bar. A variety of positions are employed, and the money-shot is delivered to Mia’s splayed-open pussy and pelvis…followed up by a cummy reinsertion (Scene Two). Bella Blaze and Evan Stone have a very good tryst at James’ compound. Again, a variety of positions are utilized, and—this time—the pop-shot is on Bella’s breasts and chest (Scene Four). Finally, Kim Tao and Billy Glyde have a very good (and precipitous) celebratory fuck that ends in a cum-shot on Kim’s face, mouth, and chest…followed up by some oral cock clean-off. This one is prior to the “surprise” ending (Scene Six).

Some other items should also be mentioned. This is a B. Skow production, so everything is pretty much top-notch. The camerawork, the settings, the production values, etc. are all excellent. It’s really refreshing to watch Skow’s material, as it is a cut above most of the other directors, etc. out there. It makes a difference. Of course, there are also ads that play upon inserting the disc, but these can be skipped by hitting the “Menu” button on the remote. Additionally, the Vivid website watermark is still in the lower-right portion of the screen. This really doesn’t detract much from the production, however.

In terms of bonus materials and other options, there is a very nice “Bonus Scene” that features a boy/girl/girl encounter with Asa Akira and Jaelyn Fox which then, ultimately, transforms into a boy/girl/girl/girl romp with the late addition of Hanna Hilton. The one is from the production “Porn Stars at Home”. (I’m going to have to see that one.) There’s also a short but fun “Behind the Scenes” featurette (~7.5 minutes), and there’s a “Photo Gallery” that puts forth a slideshow of “pretty-girl” shots and stills from the production. Finally, one finds a “Previews” option (choice of four) and a “Vivid Extras” choice (ads and the anti-piracy PSA).

All in all, I would highly recommend this movie. It’s exceptional. The plot is fun, funny, and gives your inner-geek a workout, as well as your wrist. Further, the cast is attractive, and the sex ranges from very good to excellent. As a B. Skow feature, this one also has great technical values, and the action is captured quite well. It’s a winner…big time.


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