Kinky Wedding Day Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  12/20/2014

Playing virginal bride Tracy, lovely Casey Calvert in a wedding dress graces the cover of KINKY WEDDING DAY (2014, Digital Sin) that's written and directed by Jacky St. James. Jacky uncorks four tales between step relatives that are loosely connected by events leading up to Tracy's wedding. It's one of the better discs this year as this sort of scenario is certainly ripe for porn. About 2 hours and 20 minutes plus a 30 minute BTS. No condoms. Wide screen.

Brothers Logan Pierce and Anthony Rosano banter back and forth as the nervous groom (Pierce) wants his brother to write a speech for the wedding.

Meanwhile, virginal bride Tracy (Calvert) asks the father of the groom (Steve St. Croix) to show her a few things before her wedding night. (Cue a couch-bound encounter between Calvert and St. Croix with Casey's incredible deep throat moments a huge plus. Extra points for allowing the duo to stay in character as the wedding dress eventually comes off. Casey looks especially yummy in doggy but at times too much white seeps into these shots. For the finale, Casey tastes his cum shot that had landed on her left butt cheek then she licks some more off the floor while he doggies her)

So, Rosano reads his speech to his step-Mom (Nikki Daniels) who is threatening to divorce his Dad in order to marry him. (Cue a blow job that leads to a solid encounter with toe sucking, small titty fucking and terrific blow job moments with darling Nikki kneeling in a leather chair. Nikki exits her blue dress for some straight sex positions that leads to more dirty talk, feet fucking and a cum shot on her toes)

The bride's Dad (Alec Knight) walks in on the cousin of the bride Lisa (Dahlia Sky) doing something to her butthole under her dress in case she has a "random anal encounter" as she so states to the widowed Dad, who apparently has never experienced a "random" anything. (Cue a bedroom anal encounter between Knight and Sky. Sky's dirty talk intro before Knight's dick lands in her ass is quite terrific here then a series of anal positions ensue and prompts the bride's Dad to want to marry the girl on the spot)

Word gets to the groom that his future father-in-law is also getting married along with him and Tracy. The messenger of this news, his lovely step sister (uber cute Adriana Chechick) gets to "hang out" with the groom while further preparations are made. (Cue a bedroom-bound straight sex encounter with early action including a feet fucking/twat sucking combo with a kneeling Adriana in doggy position on the bed. Extended cowgirl includes moments with her kissing and biting his arm then a blowjob finale with Adriana's mouth reaching the end of his shaft to receive a cum shot that she spits down his prick)

So, the nervous groom seems a bit confused about what to do next but Adrianna calms him, tells him to marry Tracy and "let her family be full of all the incestuous weirdos."

Funny that four of these performers, two of the sex scene couples, appear on screen together in the BTS because such a gathering is totally missing in the feature. What's really missing is some sort of gathering of all of the characters for an actual wedding to wrap up this little film with a nice bow on top. Maybe St. James and company ran out of money or could not get the whole cast together at once. Whatever the case, a frantic Preston Sturges-like ending would have been perfect here.

As is, Jackie St. James KINKY WEDDING DAY (2014, Digital Sin) serves up a mostly delectable bunch of incestuous encounters that scores major brownie points when some of the characters-at times, at least-stay in character during their suck and fuck scenes. St. James keeps the script pretty simple here and it works as she ties the first two scenes together, the third and fourth scenes together then gives the step sister the final word before the credits role.

!!!! outa !!!!! for KINKY WEDDING DAY that drops a notch for skipping the actual wedding vows and those comedic possibilities that would have accompanied it.