Kelly the Coed 16 Review

Reviewed by SpitShine  on  1/10/2007

The Kelly the Coed series has been fairly ruined by its multiple installments (and multiple Kellies), but it's still, and always, a hoot to watch.

For all those of you who, like me, value the set-up to a sex scene in a porn movie, be warned: the acting here is terrible! It could very well have been a high school play, weren't it for the sex.

Our new Kelly in this episode is Crystal Ray. It's kind of a major departure from previous episodes to suddenly have a tall and red-haired Kelly, but she's such a little slut it ends up not really mattering.

The plot on this one revolves around the midterm period, but everybody in the Delta and Pi Pi houses would much rather fuck than study. Proof of it is the promptness with which Kelly gladly interrupts her study to fuck two guys in the first scene. Her excuse for so doing? «You guys have beer!»

This first scene, by the way, is just about the best in the movie. Laughing sluttily, Crystal seems to be having the time of her life been licked, sucking and getting DPed by those two ugly bastards. They consistently pour beer on her, which is kind of a turn-on.

In fact, Crystal's scenes steal the show here, as her next scene (the third) is the second best in the flick. Here, she and a reluctant coed sister try to «raise their grade» by visiting with an Irish-brogued professor. Of course, their grade is not the only thing that's «raised»... Crystal's dialogue and acting make her look like a slutty girl from the 'hood, but her friend is believable in her reluctance to fuck to teacher. In the end, with a little coaxing and teaching from Kelly, all is well; by the end of the scene, they're even kissing each other.

Of the other three scenes, the highlight goes to the second scene, with a sexy-accented English babe fucking the perennial Johnny Trust (who used to play a frat boy, but is now suddenly playing a teacher, with what looks like talcum in his hair to make him look older.) The other two scenes are just blah, and the girls aren't a patch on Crystal.

Overall, this is a fresh start for Kelly, after some pretty dismal episodes. Allysin Chaynes will always be the original and best Kelly, but Crystal keeps us entertained and is certainly better than her predecessor Aurora Blue.

In conclusion, if you're a fan, get this. If you're not, give it a rent and see how you like it.