Justice League XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Review

Reviewed by arkhamresident  on  3/3/2018

The dialogue is either exposition, or soap opera melodrama. Which I guess is supposed to make the movie seem more serious, but it mostly just comes off as pretentious. The acting is either underacted or overacted. The cinematography is also kind of annoying. Usually in movies when someone is talking about something serious or personal it'll have a close up of their face. The only problem is in this movie that pretty much describes every scene. So every time someone talks you can practically see their breath on the lens

If you're like me you were looking forward to seeing August Ames as Lashina. And boy was I pissed when I realised she was only on screen for like a minute. And you could cut her out of the movie and it wouldn't make any difference. They try to give her a purpose by making her the one who sends Knockout (Jessa Rhodes) to Earth to recruit Superman. But they could've easily just had Darkseid (in the shadows) send either Knockout or Lashina to Earth and leave the other one out. She doesn't even get a sex scene. One of the hottest pornstars ever and they keep her clothed the whole time.

The only action we see through out the whole movie is Bat Woman beating up some thugs. And even that's pretty short and underwhelming. How do you have a team up of superheroes and make it boring. Some people like the mainstream Justice League movie, some don't. And both are understandable. But there is one thing the mainstream movie has that the porn parody doesn't; the Justice League. We never get to see them fight or do anything together. And doing Wonder Woman (Romi Rain) together doesn't count. Most of the movie consists of them recruiting new members, getting turned down, and then offering to have sex which immediately changes their minds about joining. By the end nothing is really achieved. They don't stop any threats or save any people.

At first it looks like it's gonna end with Wonder Woman making a speech to unite the team. But then out of nowhere Superman shows up, and says he's joined Darkseid. Why? Some people might say it's because he's still upset about Lois Lane's death. But more likely it's because he got a blowjob from Knockout. And as we've established, sex can make a person do whatever you want. You might also be wondering why this scene was left in. It's because Axel always has to leave every parody he makes on a cliff hanger. This movie ends with Superman about to fight the Justice League, right before it cuts to black. Maybe in the next xxx parody, the scene will be shown. And not just briefly mentioned like every other time.

In the movie "Adaptation" Charlie Kaufman (Nicolas Cage) is at a screenwriting seminar. He asks Robert McKee (Brian Cox) "What if a writer is attempting to create a story where nothing much happens? Where people don't change, they don't have any epiphanies. They struggle and are frustrated and by the end nothing is resolved". That perfectly describes most of Axel Braun's xxx parodies; especially this one.