Justice League of Pornstar Superheroes, The Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  5/31/2011

Justice League of Pornstar Heroes is the porn takeoff on the Justice League of America and features some of the biggest superheroes in American history. What’s nice about this release is that not only do we have Superheroes, we have super porn stars. Andy San Dimas, the reigning queen of parodies in general and also star of numerous superhero parodies, Chanel Preston with her supermodel good looks, the always hot and slutty Kristina Rose. Shyla Stylez, Roxanne Hall, and Amber Rayne, round out the female performers in this 7 scene release. There is a decent little story here with a part two coming up. When there isn’t a story to fall back on, there are some good action or fight scenes to enjoy. For anyone who likes comic book heroes and heroines, this movie must be considered a must for the library. Comic book fan boys can take your pick, your favorite hero is here and/or a hot girl is waiting to fuck in every scene.

Extras include: Cumshot Reel, Photos & BTS (Cast Interviews, Let’s Make a Movie, Lizzy TV & Fun with Superman and Wonder Woman.)

We’ll skip the plot and get right to the girls.

Chanel Preston: Chanel, as Wonder Woman, has two scenes this time around. The first is a straight M/F and has Chanel keeping her WW costume on as she demonstrates her Wonder Cock Sucking Skills. Her top comes down giving us a great shot of her ample rack. They hit doggy, CG, and back to doggy before Chanel takes a shot of penis pudding into her mouth. Despite the haphazard lighting, Chanel is a great WW. Chanel also closes out the release with a Super Friends Blowbang that features lots of Supercock in Chanel’s mouth, and lots of Supercum on her face and mouth. The best part of this scene is all the costuming that stays on the performers which will send most comic book fans completely over the edge. The highest of high points is the Wonder Woman costume.

Roxanne Hall: Roxanne plays Catwoman and does a MFM with The Dynamic Duo. We kick it off with a nice double oral weenie love segment that leads into a RCA. Roxanne slides down the bat pole repeatedly in vag and also anally before the Dynamic Duo DP the Catwoman. Both our crime fighters serve up the sack sauce to her face. This is a great scene and once again, fan boys will love the attention to detail with the costume factor.

Kristina Rose: Kristina plays a villain in her scene going up against Superman with Kryptonite. Once weakened, Kristina decides to inflict further punishment onto Sup by sucking the lifeblood out of him by inhaling his cock. Kristina has a great ass, and while it’s not put to use by Superman, she sure shows the viewing audience why she’s a star. Kristina definitely deserves an AVN award for her dirty talk alone. Superman gets the upper hand and vanquishes his foe by force feeding her a batch of his Super Sauce. Kristina is definitely a star here.

Shyla Stylez: Shyla plays Poison Ivy and delivers a short blowjob to Lex Luther. Nice wet head by Poison that ends with an equally nice facial.

Andy San Dimas: It’s Andy, the reigning parody queen. Do I need to say anything more? At one point during a great blowjob, Andy calls herself a “Cock Pig!” During the CG portion, Andy reaches back and fingers her own ass. Nice playing to the crowd Andy. We close out with Andy stroking him double handedly into her awaiting mouth. Very hot.

Amber Rayne: Another villain, this time fighting the Green Lantern. Amber brings a lot of energy to her scene and takes a serious Green Lantern Face Fucking before getting fucked in a high intensity fashion. Green Lantern Goo to her face in the end.

Pluses: Super hot girls in the ultimate Super Hero parody. Facials galore, Chanel’s blowbang, Andy’s cock pig comment, Kristina’s dirty mouth. Nice costuming throughout.

Minuses: None to note.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 4 for the dirty talk alone by Kristina and Andy.

Is it worth it? One of the best parodies I’ve seen.