Just In Beaver Fever Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/30/2013

Running Time: 117 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Barrett Blade

Cast: Alexa Aimes, Alexis Ford, Jessa Rhodes, Presley Hart, Vanessa Veracruz, Jon Jon, and Seth Gamble

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, but you do get to hear the stars get a few directions during the final scene. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks pretty good. It's well lit and clear, but there is a little distracting camera motion during some of the sex.

The Movie: Just In Beaver Fever is a porn parody that builds itself around Justin Bieber (played here by Seth Gamble) blending shots of the “music” star's regular life with tabloid TV style footage.

Justin's girlfriend Vanessa reminds him that they're only a couple in public before kicking him out so she can get busy with hot bottle blonde pornstar Jessa on the couch. They help each other out of their bras to work in a little titty play as they kiss, and naturally their panties follow soon after. Jessica mixes in a few kisses for Vanessa and her tits as she plays with her bald pussy, and then gets on all fours to let Vanessa pull down her panties to play with her from behind. Jessa lays back for Vanessa to eat her before getting back on all fours as Vanessa fingers her, pulls her hair, and slaps her ass. They kiss before Vanessa lets Jessa tongue and finger her from behind and as she lays back on the couch. Vanessa breaks out a pink dildo that she fucks Jessa with from behind, and the girls lick it clean before Vanessa puts it back to work on Jessa's pussy as she sits back on the couch. They also break out a clear double dong that they share between their pussies before sucking it clean and kissing one last tine.

After being pulled over for diving 60 in a 30 zone, cop Presley takes Seth in to the special felony arrest area and makes him very happy when she calls him by name and admits she knows who he is. Presley has him whip out his cock so she can eagerly eat his meat, and then rides it reverse cowgirl style as he takes to the floor. She sucks him clean before turning around for the traditional cowgirl, and gives him a bit more head before letting him take her from behind and bow and arrow style as she braces herself against the cop car. They keep things going missionary style on the hood and finish things up with Presley dropping down to take a nice facial finish.

Busty bottle blonde Alexis isn't sure she wants to make a sex tape until Jon Jon tells her it'll be a great promotion for her and sets up his camera. He's not too happy when Seth shows up, and when he hears what's going down he quickly rushes up to join in. The guys talk about how Seth isn't to do anything with Alexis, and even take off their sunglasses to let each other know they're serious, but as soon as Jon Jon goes to the bathroom Seth moves in and quickly has Alexis sucking his cock. Jon Jon isn't too happy when he returns, but soon after Alexis starts to gobble his knob he forgives Seth and lets him join in so Alexis can suck her way between them. Alexis lays back on the couch and lets Seth have the first fuck missionary style while giving Jon Jon a bit more head and letting him fuck her face. She rides Jon Jon cowgirl style while sucking Seth and then lets the guys trade holes again with Seth fucking her doggie style. Jon Jon also spoons Alexis before the guys decorate her face. Afterwards they chat while the guys try to get rid of each other and Alexis.

After Alexa's husband chases him off outside their house, Seth sneaks in through the back door because Alexa hurt his feelings saying she “used to be a fan”. After she reassures him that she still likes him and they talk about driving, Seth tells her he needs some help learning to work a stick and pulls out his cock for her to give him some tips. She eagerly bends over to mouth his manhood and then gets up to ride it cowgirl style. She sucks Seth a bit more before getting up to ride him reverse cowgirl style, and then lets him take her in doggie and missionary. Finally Seth pulls out and pops on Alexa's stomach.

Just In Beaver Fever is an amusing but forgettable little porn parody. I'll admit that I really wanted to like this one, and there's plenty to like about it taken bit by bit. The setups are funny and the sex is solid. Alexis Ford really shines here, fucking every bit as good as she always does while playing up her character and the lines extremely well to be the standout starlet in this movie. Vanessa and Jessa also do a very nice job to start out the movie, but Presley as a cop just seemed a little too cheesy and although Alexa turns out a good fuck, her excessive ink was a distraction as well as a turnoff for me. Of course, the real star here is Seth Gamble, who looks like he's having a heck of a lot of fun as Justin Bieber. He plays it up with plenty of dance moves and cluelessness to give some great humor to the movie, and turns out three solid fucks as well. Unfortunately the final product never seems as good as the sum of the pieces. The movie doesn't seem like it knows if it wants to be styled around TMZ footage for setups or just little Bieber stories, and that left the setups tearing the movie apart rather than drawing it together for me. There's also just a little sloppiness to the scenes (such as hearing Seth and Alexa being given directions in the final scene) which is something I just don't expect with how good Barrett Blade has been behind the camera in the other releases I've seen from him. Just In Beaver Fever is a nice little diversion with some solid performances, but just like Justin Bieber, feels like it's going to be forgotten all too easily.

The Extras: Trailers are included for four other Devil's Film releases. The photo gallery lasts about a minute and three quarters and nicely identifies the girl in each still. There's also cumshot recaps and commercials.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: Rent it.

Note to Devil's Film: A movie like this seems like it would have had some very amusing outtakes. It's too bad you didn't include a blooper reel or behind the scenes featurette with this one.

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