Joey Silvera's Service Animals 7 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  7/29/2003

Running Time: 138 min.

Production Date: 3 / 01 / 2002

Director: Joey Silvera

Cast: Melissa Milano, BellaDonna, Gia, Taylor St. Clair, Mariella Skools, Paris, Billy Glide, Brandon Iron, Lexington Steele, Scott Skools, Darren James, and of course, Joey Silvera

Initial Expectations: Joey has amazed me ever since I first watched Let’s Get Fucked Please!, and I’ve had high expectations for his movies ever since.

Initial Reaction: It’s freaking amazing!

Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants hot, ball draining sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesn’t have any fluids around to rehydrate themselves

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is very clear and nicely balanced. The video is also nicely done, but some of it has a slightly soft feel that stood out a little and didn’t seem quite right.

Music: None

Menus: As usual, Evil Angel has put some nice effort into their menus. The mian menu has a nice bit of animation and the movie, while the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the lady in the scene. There’s also a fetish menu which lets you jump directly to sex acts such as rimming, smoking, or cumshots.

The Feature: Service Animals 7 collects a series of unrelated sex scenes. The only thing that connects the scenes is that they’re a little more intense than your normal sex scene, even by Joey’s standards. Although some have a small story to start them off, most of them just get right to the tease and action.

Joey starts out following Melissa Milano. He talks to her as she skips home from school, making me think she might have been held back a year or two, before she shows off a bit back at Joey’s place. Joey warms her up nicely, giving her tits and asshole attention as well as spanking her, before skull-fucking her. Melissa work out what appears to be gallons of spit as Joey works over her face, giving him a nice smile and some great smiles during her breaks. After thoroughly working over Melissa’s face, Joey gives it to her missionary style. She puts some effort into rubbin’ her nubbin while riding Joey cowgirl style before sucking and stroking him until he gives her a pop that she tries to capture in her mouth.

This is a nice opening scene that nicely sets the tone for the rest of the movie. Melissa takes Joey’s slightly rough treatment extremely well, and doesn’t shy away from it at all. She’s not that big of a girl, and doesn’t look more than a week over eighteen, which really helps the scene with how she takes it. This is a nice way to start out the movie!

BellaDonna and Gia, who now has both nipples and her pussy pierced, team up on Billy Glide in the second scene. They play a bit as Joey follows them while they crawl around on all fours before Billy comes up to give them his pole to suck. Gia’s immediately interested, and goes to town on Billy’s shaft while Bella watches and waits for her chance to take Billy’s cock down her throat. Gia’s amazement at Bella is obvious as she watches Billy repeatedly fuck her throat, and she’s rewarded afterwards with Billy’s tongue on her pussy and a cowgirl ride on his cock while Bella licks her ass. Bella takes her turn next, with Gia choking her a little, covering her mouth, slapping her face, and of course, holding her hair out of the way when needed. The girls each take it from behind, sometimes watching and sometimes playing with each other, before Billy gives it to each of them missionary style. Finally, Billy comes on Bella’s feet after she asks him to, and both girls lick it up and swap it back and forth.

This is a freaking awesome scene that actually meets the extremely high expectations I had for it. There’s no anal, which surprised me, but there’s so much energy and chemistry that I didn’t even notice until the scene was done. I love Gia’s reactions to Bella throughout the scene, going from happy to completely amazed at what Bella can do, while keeping a fun spirit that seems open to trying most anything herself. I also love the cum swapping at the end of the scene, which both girls do extremely well. This scene alone is enough reason to check out Service Animals 7!

Taylor St. Clair takes on Lexington Steele and Brandon Iron in the third scene. She starts off showing off her terrific ta-tas and twat to Joey before she’s interrupted by the noise that Brandon and Lex are making. She spanks each of them, including using a belt on Brandon’s ass, before Lex rubs his package against her ass. Taylor teases him about his size before dropping down and working him into her throat, as well as tasting a little of Brandon’s white meat. While she’s distracted, Brandon takes the belt and slides it around Taylor’s neck as a leash, letting her know that the roles have changed. She takes care of Brandon’s shaft while Lex plunges his inside her from behind, and keeps taking care of both of them as they trade off fucking her. She lets Brandon put clothes pins on her tits, and finally lets Lex sodomize her. Taylor takes a few ass to mouths from Lex, as well as a monster facial, before sucking Brandon off with her tits covered with clothespins.

This is another darn hot scene, but it felt a little off balance to me at times. There’s plenty of action between Taylor and Lex, but Brandon feels a bit like a third wheel in the scene. He doesn’t get to assfuck Taylor, and seems lucky to get his cock sucked through the scene. Granted, Taylor handling Lex’s size is an amazing sight, but I was really looking forward to a couple dominance changes between Taylor and Brandon after how they started out the scene. The clothespins at the end of the scene seemed like a magical appearance, so I had a feeling that there was a fair amount of footage cut from the scene. Yes, this is a darn hot scene, but I think it could have been a little better if edited a little different (which is darn easy to say sitting behind a keyboard rather than in an editing bay).

Mariella Skools, a cute blonde with a great natural body who starts things off in a cheerleader outfit, takes on Scott Skools in the penultimate scene. She diddles herself a little as she shows off her pussy, and dances around in her cheerleader outfit before changing into some hot black fetishwear. She calls Scott in and kisses her way across his body, kneeling on his chest and moving his body however she wants him to be. Mariella uses him as a bit of a slave, showing that she wasn’t just blowing smoke up Joey’s ass telling him she likes to be a bitch, without ever giving Scott so much as a sniff of her snatch. Finally she lets him fuck her, starting out with a bit of missionary work, and moving through doggie and cowgirl. Surprisingly, Mariella also lets Scott fuck her ass and takes an ass to mouth before sucking him onto her lips and tongue.

This scene didn’t do much for me at first, but really grew on me as it went on. Mariella is extremely quiet through most of the scene, but has a sultry side of her that peeks out every now and then. She looks absolutely smoking in the fetishwear, and knows just how to play a bitch as well as being soft and vulnerable. There’s some good chemistry between her and Scott, which they should have being a real life couple, and it all teams up to make this one of my favorite scenes in the movie.

Paris finishes things up with Billy Glide, Joey Silvera, and Darren James. She starts off peeing in the shower for Joey before later showing off her body and lactating before letting Joey try her out. Joey rims her, spanks, her and fucks her ass crack before she gobbles his knob and licks his ass, all while her hands are tied to the bed. Next up, Paris goes for some ebony and ivory by taking on Darren and Billy. Billy works on her pussy and ass while she sucks Darren, and gets her to squirt a few times. Darren gets the first poke at Paris’ pussy, but it’s Billy who really gets it working. He fucks it and fingers it until Paris squirts repeatedly again. Paris takes each of the guys in her ass, and even gives Billy one heck of an ass eating. Finally, she throats Joey before eating Darren’s ass while Joey fucks her from behind, and finishes things up taking each of the guys on her face and in her mouth.

Paris is amazing, and a great choice to finish the movie. She does such a great job that I darn near forgot the very few faults I had with the movie. Paris takes it all here and barely blinks an eye. Heck, she even seems amazed at what she can do, as if the guys brought things out of her that she didn’t know where there. Unlike many squirting scenes, I also didn’t doubt that Paris was really squirting, despite her volume! This is easily the best scene in the movie, which really says something with the scenes it’s going up against!

Service Animals 7 is my first experience with the Service Animals series, and it sure as heck isn’t going to be my last! Every scene here is a winner, and although I had a minor problem with one scene, it’s not enough that I can knock the sex rating of the movie down. I was a little surprised with how long it took for things to get to an anal scene, and even after that how little anal there was. I can’t say that I was disappointed about this, as every scene has tons of chemistry and energy, and nothing feels forced. Service Animals 7 is an excellent adult movie that every fan of Joey Silvera should have on their shelf.

Extras: As with most of Joey Silvera’s earlier DVDs, there’s not much for extras. The photo gallery contains about forty excellent looking snapshots. There’s also website information, a cast list by scene, and filmographies for Taylor St. Clair and BellaDonna.

Themes: Straight, tease, rimming (male > female, female > female, and female > male), B&D, spanking, lesbian, group, feet, inter-racial, anal, ass to mouth, masturbation, lactation, and squirting

Condoms Usage: None

Raincoat Factor: Extreme

Overall: Currently, most Evil Angel DVDs can be found online for between $17 and $28 with many stores offering them for around $20. This one is well worth the big bucks! I only had one complaint about the sex, which I thought was pretty minor, and the rest of it blew me away. There’s no real extras, but the technical aspects are great!

Note to Evil Angel / Joey Silvera: I really wish you would have started including the extra footage with this DVD. I couldn’t help but feel that some good stuff was cut from the Taylor scene.

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