Joey Silvera's Service Animals 19 Review

Joey Silvera is one of my favorite pornographers -- probably my single favorite -- because he really has a knack for setting up kinky little scenarios and letting performers forget they're performing and just have fun. He zeroes in on parts of young women's bodies you wouldn't think a porn director would care about, like bellies and biceps and, gee, their personalities, and he encourages role-play in an environment that has a touch of the polymorphously perverse. It's not just a parade of grimly determined robo-studs homing in for the lickin' and stickin'. (And if, perhaps too often, Joey is compelled to hire male talent from the "second tier," I'm continually surprised at what he's able to capture from even grimly determined robo-studs with the charisma of lawn furniture.)

In fact, the male talent often finds itself in trouble. That starts with a T, as we will soon learn by the way -- yet we digress. If I could pick any porn-world to live in, it would be Joey's. I'd love to lick the girl-squirt off his Jackson Pollack floor tiles and hang out in his driveway waiting for little soccer girls to wander by. Strangely enough, a lot of them do!

Service Animals 19 is more like that than ever. The Silvera signature line for a couple of years now, it has outlasted similar series (Please!. New Girls, Fashion Sluts. Butt Row), with an emphasis on fetish garb, domination games, rougher-edged sex, and female pugilism, often boasting no-big-fuss IR scenes and some occasional waterplay -- even the most intense stuff always in good fun. Once in a while, you can sense a line is crossed, which becomes wildly exciting (I'm thinking Aurora Snow deep-throating in 11, and Julie Night's overwhelmed schoolgirl in 10. Both were moments that made me go, "Whoa ... Holy shit!" But happening onto such moment is a Joey speciality).

The double-DVD set rocks. Maybe it's not the "best of the best" of what Joey has offered, but it rates strongly for variety, new-girl vibe, and kink factor. Besides, it marked my first encounter with ADT "It Girl" Taryn Thomas. She plays a wicked schoolgirl who taunts and teases Jake Malone (in a "mom's boyfriend" pervy older guy role), treating him like a mere, what would you call it, meatpole? This is femme dom at its cutest, with playful humiliation, white cotton pantied muff face-sitting, and potty mouth trash-talking ­ yes, that's "Princess Master Taryn" to you, now bend over, bitch! ­ all leading to some whomping good sex. Whoo-hoo! There's more in store later as mean poodle-kicker Juan Cuba gets bitch-trained by a trio of hellcats (Courtney Cummz, Sativa Rose and Patricia Petite) who all fuck some hippie dude when they aren¹t pummeling Juan with their 30 little piggies. They even make him suck a big black dildo -- and he does not seem to like it! And to complete the theme, Sunny Lane smacks her awesome boobies all up and over her hapless man-prey, rocking pig-tails and a corset no less. There's a scorching 4-way with Kelly "Fuck'n" Wells and three black gentlemen who ensure her goods won't spoil by packing her "air tight." There are OK scenes with Tiffany Hopkins and Saana (the United Nations part of the show), which show off the girls, without cracking the odometer (even though these are triple-input scenes, are we jaded or what?). And a little bondage-swing IR assfucking with Janet Alfano (not sure why, but this one was a little boring). The scene that blew me away was Mark Ashley's smoker with Simone West, a thick-bootied, bouncy-breasted, big-smiling black girl who is simply glorious to watch (especially blindfolded with masking tape as Mark's bratwurst dangles making Simone's mouth water). The view of her pink pussy above Mark's cock plunging deep into her ass in the ever-popular Reverse Cowgirl Anal position did the trick for us. Energy and vibe, folks, and juggling that frame to catch the goods: Joey makes it look easy. And we hope Taryn got an A+ in art class