Jack's My First Porn 2 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  2/27/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 104 min.

Production Date: 2 / 12 / 2005

Director: Robby D.

Cast: Carmen, Devon, Eva Angelina, Jasmine Byrne, Rita Faltoyano, Andrea Moranty, Marco Banderas (aka Marco Duato), Scott Nails, and Tommy Gunn in sexual roles with Harry Balli and Jelena Jensen in non-sex roles

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: This has been a very fun series. I'm looking forward to this one.

Initial Reaction: As usual with “Jack”, it's hot and fun.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a few chuckles with their sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of nastier sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced for the most part, but there were a couple places in the final scene where the audio dropped out for a moment. The video is very nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen, just as one would hope from Digital Playground. There's just a touch of grain along with some good lighting that does have a few minor shadows. It has a very hand held feel to the action, but the movement never really interferes with the action.

Music: None

Borderline False Advertising: The back cover has a claim of ”Cream Filled Fun” between two pictures, one with a facial and one with a cock crammed in a pussy. I can easily see the second being taken as a sign of there being a cream pie in the movie, which I'm sure will really annoy plenty of cream pie lovers. Maybe the facial shot with Eva Angelina doing a nice baby bird impression saves the cover from a cream pie claim, but it's really on the edge.

Menus: The main menu works nicely from some animation into a shot of the boxcover with a little background animation. The chapter menu is very generic, and just lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a chapter number. Thankfully Digital Playground has improved on this in their current DVDs and actually lets you know who's in each scene in the chapter menu.

The Feature

Jack's back, and on his way toward making his first porn movie. He has plenty of ideas, as well as plenty of help from his friends. He's learning things little by little while dealing with things like porn stars from hell, originality, and the importance of the story.

Scene 1 – Rita Faltoyano and Tommy Gunn

When Jack talks with Tommy about how easy his job must be as male talent compared to his directing a porno, he's distracted by Rita walking by in some tight white pants, a tight white top, and fingerless black gloves with white lacing. Jack knows he wants Rita in his movie, and even though Tommy tells him she's narcoleptic Jack thinks he can work her in. Rita gives Tommy a bit of a lap dance while stripping down and lets him worship her fantastic body. When she moves down to suck his cock she falls asleep, but Tommy works in a little more titty sucking to work her back before she spits out her gum and goes back to sucking Tommy's tool. Rita lies back over the edge of the couch to let Tommy eat her pussy, and not surprisingly falls asleep again in the middle of it. He moves on to fuck her missionary style and lets her ride him in both cowgirls with Rita nodding off a few more times. She even nods off as Tommy starts stroking himself in front of her face, and comes too just in time to get a load of guy goo in her face.

This is a pretty fun scene. As always, Rita looks fantastic and turns out a hot scene. The narcolepsy gag added some good humor here, especially with it happening to start off the cumshot. Rita and Tommy look to have some decent chemistry, but Robby's camera work got a little tight for me. This is a pretty good scene to start the movie with.

Scene 2 – Jasmine Byrne and Marco Banderas

Realizing that porn can never be too original, Jack decides do hook up janitor Marco with new secretary Jasmine in the office. She runs her hands around his bare chest while commenting on how hot he is before moving down to admire his cock through his underwear as he grabs her great ass through hers. Jasmine drops down to take Marco into her throat repeatedly while giving him some soft and sexy trash talk as well as some great eyes and smiles. She sits back on the desk so he can tongue her twat in return before bending over to let him pull down her zebra print bikini bottoms, lick her all over down below, and fuck her from behind. Marco moves his cock into Jasmine's ass as she gives some fantastic facial expressions before letting her slide her shitpussy over his cock reverse cowgirl style. Finally, Marco lets Jasmine have a great smiling facial.

This is a hot and fun scene. Jasmine looks as great as always, and as usual also turns out a scene where it looks like she's having a fantastic time. I love Jelena's facial expressions throughout the scene, and Robby did a great job capturing both them and the penetration. The scene also worked due to the joking about talentless directors reusing setups to start the scene off. This was a very enjoyable scene.

Scene 3 – Devon and Scott Nails

Jack decides to try a variation of a classic with “pizza girl” Devon wearing jeans and a red and white checkered shirt delivering a pie in a box to shirtless Scott as he sits back on the couch. When they don't think that feels quite right she leaves the pizza and her top behind and moves right onto the couch with him for him to suck her tits. Devon's jeans start to slide down so Scott can tongue her from behind as she works his cock out of his pants. She slides over on the couch so she can suck him before letting him fuck her from behind. Scott also spoons her and lets her ride him in both cowgirls before letting her have a pretty good facial finish.

This is another nicely done scene. As usual Devon looks great and turns out a nice scene with Scott providing some very nice wood. I love the simplicity of Devon's opening outfit, and the pizza girl gag gave the scene a nice chuckle. The scene was a little quick, but still worked.

Scene 4 – Eva Angelina and Andrea Moranty

After being warned about the porn stars from Hell, he meets Eva who's busy chatting on the phone. He introduces her to Andrea, who's waiting on the couch, only to tell him later that she doesn't do interracial because he's from Spain. She moves past her problems with the help of a little more money before putting on a plaid skirt and tie with white collar and stockings and putting her hair up in pigtails. Eva pretends to read a book before Andrea comes in to see if she's done with her homework. He's stripping down soon after so Eva can suck his cock, and when Eva doesn't get into it too much Jack has to give her a bit more money since her mouth isn't free. Her titties get a little more money out of Jack too when Andrea wants to fuck them before Eva lies back to let Andrea fuck her missionary style. Eva gets a little more money out of Jack for the pussy to mouth and then moves on to show off her great ass in a cowgirl ride. Eva also gets in a reverse cowgirl ride before eagerly sucking Andrea a bit more. Finally, Eva gets a little more money out of Jack for a facial finish she rushes them to because she has another scene to shoot in a half hour.

This is a great scene. The heat of the scene is a little hit and miss early on with Robby working in the jokes about Eva being a gold digging porn star from Hell, but those segments work too with a few chuckles. The longer the scene goes the hotter it gets, and Eva gets into it all extremely well. This is a hot scene with some good humor.

Scene 5 – Carmen and Scott Nails

While talking with Scott about an idea he has for a movie with a story, Jack can't help but notice Carmen cleaning the pool in the rain wearing only a clear raincoat and white porno pumps. Scott helps show off Carmen's body in the raincoat to show Jack how he doesn't need a story with ass like Carmen's. They head inside where Scott worships Carmen's ass a little more including giving it a little tongue action. He mixes in a little pussy licking as well before working some large blue balls into Carmen's ass and letting her taste them. When Jack starts pulling on the balls the string breaks, and after a quick moment of worry they get them pulled back out. They move to the pool table for Scott to fuck Carmen from behind before she takes to the floor for some anal doggie. Scott lets her have a nice taste of her ass and lets her gape for him before finally giving her a very impressive pop over her tongue that she plays with.

This is a darn hot final scene. I love the discussion of Carmen's ass being a perfect plot for the scene, and Robby makes it just that. The entire scene revolves around it, and Carmen does a great job working it from the beads to Scott's cock to the side trips of gaping and ass to mouth. It's also topped off very nicely with some great cum play at the end. This is a great ass scene.

Jack's My First Porn 2 is another fun entry into Robby D.'s series that makes fun of the porn world. The jokes are fairly simple, but also work very well due somewhat to that simplicity. You don't have to be an adult industry insider to get the jokes and the cast looks like they have fun with it. Sometimes the jokes interfere with the sex a little, but they're almost always worth a chuckle. I think Jasmine and Marco turned out the hottest scene here, but at the same time there wasn't a scene that flopped. As usual Robby is right on with his camera work, but there are a few little things thrown in that seem to play towards the thought of Jack being an amateur porn director who doesn't really know what he's doing. Although those things can sometimes hold the action back, here it never hurt things and was normally just enough to be noticed. Sometimes, such as when the string on the anal balls breaks with them in Carmen's ass, it even plays to the scene's advantage. Jack's My First Porn 2 continues to show that this is a great series to go to when you want hot sex with a few chuckles built in.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery includes nearly four dozen snapshots and full screen photos, and can be viewed either at your own pace or as a slide show lasting about three and three quarter minutes. Trailers are included for Jack's My First Porn 2, Pirates, Story of J, Island Fever 3, Loaded, Rush, Forbidden Tales, and the Jack's Playground, Jack's Teen America, and Virtual Sex with... series. There's also contact information.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, rimming (male > female), anal, titty fucking, toys, and ass to mouth

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Digital Playground’s bigger releases can be found online for between about $18 and $28 with a few stores offering them for under $20. If you want a few chuckles and hot sex, this is definitely a DVD to consider. The sex is nicely done and the setups all have some nice humor. The technical aspects are nicely done, but sadly there isn't really any effort put into the extras. This is a pretty good DVD that could have used a little more effort overall.

Note to Digital Playground: You've been on the edge with your cover claims in a few installments of this series. Please be a little more careful!

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