It Aint Gonna Suck Itself Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  5/20/2011

And the award for best movie title of the year goes to…. LOL. Great title on this new release from Loaded Digital. It’s obviously a blow job movie consisting of 10 scenes and lasting just over 2 hours. This stars mostly newbies but has established sexy babes like Kristina Rose, Rachel Roxxx and Amber Rayne on the disk also.

Kristina Rose

Kristina is wearing a pink halter top and jean skirt and immediately drops the skirt. She’s wearing frilly pink panties and strips the rest of the way down. Kristina always looks fantastic and she looks even better naked. She takes the pants off her prey while being fully aware of where the camera is. She slowly starts sucking it and just looking into her eyes makes me want to bust a nut. She gags on the meat and bangs the back of her throat. She strokes him off on her face and she makes sure she gets every drop of cum out.

Rachel Roxxx

Rachel is wearing a pretty, low cut green top and asks her man if he needs anything. He says, “What about a blowjob?” and Rachel springs into action. She shows off her sexy ass and then gets on her knees in front of him. She shows off her fantastic tits with pierced nipples and then gets to work. She sucks the cock thru his jeans then kisses up and down the shaft. She titty fucks him and deep throats the cock. Rachel works hard for the cum and eventually strokes him off on her face and hands.

Reena Sky

Reena is laying on a pool table in purple lingerie while the cameraman does a brief interview. She has a fantastic ass but the camera doesn’t linger too long on that because Marco Banderas presents his cock to her. Reena starts slurping on it. She uses a lot of spit and has drool running out of her mouth. Reena sucks him fast and furious and Marco eventually nuts in her mouth. She plays with the cum before swallowing it.

Amber Rayne

Amber slowly gets undressed before kneeling in front of her man. She slowly unzips his pants and then proceeds to make love to the cock with her mouth. What I mean by that is she is slow and sensual. She sexily lets her spit fall on the cock, then licks the entire cock. Then she picks up the pace and takes it down her throat, gagging on it and bobbing her head up and down like a bobblehead doll. She keeps the cock buried in her throat with her tongue licking the underside of the cock while she looks at her man. She sucks on his balls and slaps her face with his meat. She strokes him off and rubs the cum into her face.

Angelina Valentine

Angelina exchanges in some small talk with her man before stripping down. Her as looks marvelous in her red thong and she poses there for a minute. She engulfs the cock and effortlessly takes it down her throat. She sucks on his balls and slaps the cock off her lips. Angelina keeps the head of the cock in her mouth while stroking it with her hand and maintains great eye contact. She strokes him off all over her hand and does a little taste testing.

Jezebelle Bond

Jezebelle is sitting in her blue bra and panties and the cameraman asks her what’s the most memorable thing she’s done on camera. Before she can answer, a man comes into frame and starts fucking her face. She keeps up the pace even when her man grabs the back of her head with one hand and her jaw with the other and goes at it. She hangs her head off the couch and gets throat fucked again and Jezebelle seems to like it. She takes a creamy load on her tongue and swallows most of it.

Megan Monroe

Blonde Megan walks towards the camera with a sly smirk on her face. She undresses showing of an enhanced figure and a round ass. She starts giving him head and sucks on his balls. She gets her throat fucked and titty fucks him. She works hard for her prize and ends up with cum all over her face.

Angel Coutoure

18-year old blonde would rather give a blow job than give a handie. As soon as she gets the words out, a cock gets shoved down her throat. She continues to get her face fucked while drool is running off her chin and her chest is covered in spit. She gets her throat pummeled in every imaginable position and finally takes a mouthful of cum which she lets fall onto her chin.

Megan Joy

Megan is answering a couple of basic questions and gets interrupted with a cock shoved into her mouth, which seems to be a common theme on this DVD. Megan has big cans that are barely contained by her bra and gives a pretty good blow job. She rus her face in his ball sack and bops her head on his shaft. She gets his boy batter all over her face and tongue and swallows the jizz.

Riley Shy

Riley, one of my personal favorites, walks into the house wearing a sexy blue half-shirt and black booty shorts. She shows off he goods nicely before getting to work. She unwraps the package and starts stroking the tube steak. She gets close to the cock but only gives him a handjob. She strokes him off all over her hand and plays a little with the cum.

SPECIAL FEATURES

A photo gallery and some trailers.

SUMMARY

A decent outing on this disk. All the girls seemed like they were into the oral pleasures and they all had their own unique styles. I thought Amber Rayne was outstanding by switching up styles from slow and sensuous to fast and furious all within a minute. Some of the newbies were according the hard core face fucking scenes but they all seemed to handle it well. I was very pleased to see Riley Shy in this one but very disappointed that she didn’t touch the cock with her tongue. This one’s worth a rental.