It Aint Gonna Suck Itself Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  5/4/2011

An Astroknight Bare Boner Review

Running Time: 123 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Various

Cast: Amber Rayne, Angel Couture (aka Eve Nicholson), Angelina Valentine, Jezebelle Bond, Kristina Rose, Megan Joy, Megan Monroe, Rachel Roxxx, Reena Sky, Riley Shy, Barry Scott, Christian, Jenner, Justin Syder, Marco Banderas, Trent Soluri, and Van Damage

Rachel Roxxx	Reena Sky	Angel Couture

Scene Breakdown:

Scene 1 - Kristina Rose and Barry Scott (small pop in mouth)
Scene 2 - Rachel Roxxx and Christian (pop on hand and in mouth)
Scene 3 - Reena Sky and Marco Banderas from Jerk & Swallow 1 (facial with swallow)
Scene 4 - Amber Rayne and Van Damage from (facial)
Scene 5 - Angelina Valentine and Christian (pop on hand)
Scene 6 - Jezebelle Bond and Trent Soluri from Oral Antics 5 (facial with swallow)
Scene 7 - Megan Monroe and Justin Syder (facial)
Scene 8 - Angel Couture and Jenner from Jerk Me and Swallow It All (facial with swallow)
Scene 9 - Megan Joy and Trent Soluri from Oral Antics 5 (facial)
Scene 10 - Riley Shy and Barry Scott (pop on hand)

Condom Usage: None

What You Need to Know: It Aint Gonna Suck Itself is a bit of an odd oral release. I don't say that because you have girls dressed as airline pilots sucking off guys dressed like clowns in the back of taxicabs. That would be far more original than anything you get here. Instead it appears to be a mix of scenes that have been previously released mixed in with a bunch of scenes that have been sitting on the shelf for a few years. As most now I'm not a big fan of blowjob releases, but this one does seem to have a nice bit of variety with some scenes getting right to the action while others give a little setup. There's also a nice variety to the moods in the scenes with some being a bit romantic while others are hard driving face fucking. Rachel Roxxx easily turns out one of my favorite scenes in the release, with Riley also doing a very nice job, but overall the action's pretty average. It Aint Gonna Suck Itself has a little of something for everybody, but at the same time there's nothing here that's so over the top good to make it that memorable either.

Extras: Trailers (13:14), photo gallery (2:36), and commercials.

Verdict: It's probably worth a rental if there's somebody in it who's oral skills you really like, otherwise you're not missing too much.

Note to Loaded / Metro: I hope you get back to bigger original releases like The Pink Pig and Alice soon rather than rehashed releases like this. Releasing as many rehashed releases like this compared to the number of original releases make you look like you're a bit desperate for money.

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