Isle of Men, The Review
Sarava ProductionsCast
Studio: Sarava Productions
Category: Gay
Directed by: Kristen Bjorn
Starring: Mark Anthony, Eric Leneau, Ivan Andros, Tony Lazzari, Antonio Armani, Pietro Rosselli, Arpad Miklos, Dan Dirk, Juan Jimenez, Daniel Rivero, Ivan Cseska, Lucas Magalhaes, Alexandros Aris, Christopher Collins, Jose Luis Vazquez, Lazaro Carrera, Luis Clemente, Mario de Lazarius
Released on: 2/14/2002
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Reviewed by joeblow69 on 4/24/2002
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Director: Kristen Bjorn Story: A mysterious man wanders through a lush tropical city, fantasizing about the various men he passes. Scene One Starring: Juan Jimenez, Lazaro Carrera, Daniel Rivero Ahhh… it sure is nice to sit down to another Kristen Bjorn flick. Right away, we start out with a gorgeous Latino (Juan), with one of the most beautiful club cocks I’ve ever seen. I could watch that great big dick slide in and out of Carrera’s sweet ass all damn day! After some incredible penetration shots, Daniel joins in on the fun. This scene is simply amazing from start to finish. Scene Two Starring: Mark Anthony, Ivan Andros, Lucas Magalhaes Tourist Mark Anthony follows two hunky locals back to their place for an intense afternoon of oral and anal delights. Mark looks great here, and definitely the star of the scene. I swear, he’s like a man possessed! Cum-eating isn’t usually allowed in Kristen Bjorn flicks, but Mark, being the cum-hungry whore he is, manages to slurp down a taste of both men’s cum, on multiple occasions. It’s actually kind of cute… when someone cums near his face, he knows he isn’t supposed to eat any, and he tries to be good. But before you know it, he’s got his mouth wide open, and shoving that cum covered cockhead deep into his warm mouth. This scene isn’t all about Mark eating cum, though. There’s some great fucking here, including a hot choo-choo fuck near the end. And I haven’t even mentioned Ivan’s great big dick! It’s another beauty! Scene Three Starring: Tony Lazzari, Alexandros Aris Here’s something interesting… for some reason, this scene is shorter than all the others, checking in at just around 10 minutes. Two cute, buff and tanned hunks do the quick sucky-fucky routine. Alexandros is very attractive, and I’m kind of bummed I don’t get to see more of him. I wonder why this scene is so short? Scene Four Starring: Christopher Collins, Eric Leneau, Mario De Lazarius, Well here’s something even more different. So far we’ve been inundated by big buff hunky men. Scene four starts out with a couple of leaner, toned guys (Eric and Mario…clad in Speedos!) Rugged daddy-type Christopher rounds out the trio. After some initial fucking, two more guys magically appear, turning our little threesome into an orgy in a bathtub. After closer inspection, it looks like the new guys are the 2 hunks from the previous scene! Yeah! More Alexandros! The pacing in this scene is a bit slow, and the passion from the first two scenes isn’t quite there. Still, there are some very nice shots throughout this scene, which more than make it worth watching all the way through. Scene Five Starring: Jose Luis Vazquez, Luis Clemente, Pietro Rosselli A hunky Italian, an Orlando Jones lookalike, and a buff Latino with a peculiar flavor-saver make up the cast of scene five. There’s big dicks all around, and I loved seeing Jose try to stuff two cocks into his mouth at once! Foot fetish fans will definitely what to check out Pietro slobbering all over Jose’s toes. Yummy! It’s really another great threesome. I only wish that Italian stud would have bottomed… Scene Six Starring: Arpad Miklos, Antonio Armani, Dan Dirk, Ivan Cseska It’s about time Arpad gets some action! He spies three studly sailors walking by, and invites them up to his room. He kneels down before them on the terrace and sucks their cocks until they all spurt copious amounts of cum all over his shirt. Damn! Oh well, a little Club Soda will get that out. Once inside, the fucking begins, including an incinerating double fuck of Dan! Two cocks sliding into one hole is truly a beautiful thing, and Kristen captures every glorious detail. This is another not-to-be-missed scene. I especially liked the use of a few more mature models. This scene just goes to show you that not only do salt-and-pepper haired guys still “got it”, but they can even teach the youngins’ a thing or two. Audio/Visual Quality The music in The Isle of Men fits the mood perfectly. The video quality is top notch as well. There are some lighting problems, though. A few too many times, the backgrounds have too much white in them, which can cause an annoying glare. Extras There isn’t much in terms of extras, just a slideshow and contact information. Usually Kristen includes a commentary during the slideshow, but for some reason didn’t in this movie. PC Friendly is included on the disc, but I couldn't get it to work on my computer. It kept telling me to insert a DVD into the DVD-drive. Final Word I think it’s safe to say that The Isle of Men has surpassed Thick as Thieves as my favorite Kristen Bjorn video. It really is a remarkable film. Every scene has at least 5 postcard moments. There’s a good variety of men, and a dizzying number of cumshots (but sadly only a few of the “no hands” type). I can’t imagine any gay man not loving this movie. Heck, I’m willing to bet it would even convert a few straight guys! Running Time: 150 minutes. Send questions, and comments to: joeblow69@my.adultdvdtalk.com. ------------------------------- Please note this review refers to the extended version of the DVD available at KristenBjorn.com rather than the regular version available at retailers. |
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