Interracial Cream Pies (Lethal Hardcore) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/19/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 129 min.

Production Date: 5 / 28 / 2005

Director: Stoney Curtis

Cast: Candi Summers, Mary Anne, Megan Jones, Poppy Morgan, Tiffany Rayne, Bishop, Brian Pumper, Byron Long, Sledge Hammer, Tyler Knight, and an uncredited black guy

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: There’s some nice female talent here, but after Fuel Injected 2 I highly question Stoney’s cream pies. I’m going into this one a bit apprehensive.

Initial Reaction: The only thing that’s really memorable about it is the fake cream pies.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of the stars

Who Should Avoid It: Fans of cream pies

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is nicely balanced for the most part, but there are some background noises that interfere with the action. The video is much the same way. It’s nicely lit, btu there’s a bit of pixelation and some camera motion that interferes with the action. Basically, it feels like your typical fairly low budge porno.

Music: None

Disc Complaints: The coding for the movie, in a word, sucks. Although there are plenty of chapters, the movie is authored so that you can only scan forward and back or skip forward and back one chapter rather than going to the start of any chapter (with a limited time stamp) or to any point in the movie (with a time stamp the way it’s supposed to be done). If you want to watch one scene and then skip ahead a scene or two, you have to go all the way back to the chapter menu and use that to get to the scene you want to go to. Also, if you hit the stop button and your player allows you to restart the movie right where you left off, here you’re going to have to go through everything again. Yes, governmental warnings and everything. This is extremely annoying to me, and bad enough that it guarantees that any time I’m torn on a rating that I’ll be going for the lower one.

Menus: The main menu is pretty good, and nicely blends a bit of the movie with the boxcover. The chapter menu is pretty basic, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number. When you select a scene, you’re taken to a second menu which lets you choose where to go in the scene.

The Feature

Interracial Cream Pies goes with the all sex format and a simple formula. You start letting the girl introduce herself and show off. You bring in a black guy or two for her to suck and fuck, and let them pretend to pop in her pussy so she can squirt out some kind of white goo that I hope isn’t toxic afterwards. Finally, you have the black guys give the chick a facial to remove any doubt as to whether or not the cream pies are real or not.

Scene 1 - Tiffany Rayne, Bishop, and Tyler Knight

Tiffany, a very cute twenty year old dirty blonde with a pierced tit, navel, hood, and nostril, starts her scene out talking about how she loves black cock before showing off her fantastic natural rack and pierced pussy. She moves to a couch to lightly diddle herself before getting down on her knees and working her mouth between the two black cocks which come in to join her. She lies back and lets one of the guys fuck her pussy missionary style while continuing to suck the other before sucking him clean and riding the other guy cowgirl style to show that her back is every bit as good as her front. Tiffany moves back to the first guy for a little reverse cowgirl action before sucking her pussy juice back off while getting boned doggie style. She lets the guy pop in her pussy and then squirts it out into a bowl to lick up. Afterwards, she has him pop on her face and shoulder before the other guy gives her a second facial.

Tiffany shows herself to be a star worth keeping an eye on here. To start with, she’s drop dead gorgeous with a fantastic body. She puts great energy into taking on both guys, and her enjoyment shows through her entire body. She’s vocal, but not so much that you start to doubt her reactions. Unfortunately, the cream pie looks very fake, and I’d be doubting it even without the facials following it up. This is a scene filled with great fucking that’s knocked back horribly by a faked cream pie. It’s also the best scene in the movie.

Scene 2 - Mary Anne and an uncredited black guy

Mary Anne, a cute dirty blonde, talks about wanting a black cock in each of her holes before showing off her fantastic natural body. She warms up her ass with a toy and sucks it clean before sucking the black dick that comes in to join her. Mary lays back for the dude to fuck her pussy missionary style before getting back up and sucking it some more. She lets him spoon her and sucks it clean again before moving up for a little reverse cowgirl anal action. She sucks his cock clean of her ass before letting him keep working it over in pile driver and doggie. The dude pops in Mary Anne’s ass, and when she tries to cumfart it back out onto a dish all that she gets is some brownish lube-like stuff that she fakes licking up before getting a facial.

This is another scene that’s great right up until the ‘pop shots’. Mary Anne looks fantastic and puts out some very nice vocals and very nice energy. She looks to naturally love sex, and is a joy to watch right up until the guy supposedly pops in her ass. From then on, I was thrown out of the scene. I really don’t need to see shitty lube flowing out of a girl’s ass, nor see her play like she’s licking it up. It’s downright laughable how Mary Anne holds up the dish she spits the cum from the facial on it’s a night and day difference. Without the supposed cream pie this would have been a great scene. With it, the scene is severely held back.

Scene 3 - Candi Summers and Sledge Hammer

Candi, a decent looking freckle faced brunette with her hair dyed bright red, a pierced nose and navel, a nice natural rack, and a good ass with a large tattoo on her right cheek, starts her scene out talking about this being her first interracial scene even though she loves to fuck black guys. She shows off her ass with plenty of jiggling before requesting a black dick for her mouth, and is almost immediately given her wish as Sledge walks in. She gives him plenty of knob gobbling and ball licking before lying back to get fucked missionary style. Sledge makes Candi beg to get fucked as he licks her pussy before finally giving in. Candi gets up to suck her pussy off Sledge’s cock before bouncing on his cock cowgirl style. She continues to take breaks to suck Sledge’s cock as she rides him, and works in a bit of reverse cowgirl and spooning before Sledge finishes things up fucking Candi from behind. Seldge pretends to pop in Candi’s pussy, and then lets her squirt out some fake white goo from her pussy onto a plate to lick up. Finally, Sledge gives her a facial.

This is a slightly above average scene that once again is held back by an obviously faked cream pie. Candi has a decent body, but her dyed hair and stubbly pussy didn’t do much for me physically. She also had a tendency to mug the camera, which made her vocals come off as less than authentic. There’s some decent energy and Candi does seem to get into the fucking at times, but there’s just as much that left the scene hovering around the average mark. Scene 4 - Megan Jones and Byron Long

Megan, a very cute twenty year old brunette with a pierced navel and tongue who looks like she might have a little Latino in her, starts things out showing off her great natural tits, her fantastic ass, and her big bald beaver lips. Megan sucks Byron’s bone before lying back and letting him eat her pussy. Byron moves on to fuck her missionary style before letting Megan do almost all of the work riding him cowgirl style. Megan keeps doing almost all of the work as she rides him reverse cowgirl style before having Byron fuck her from behind. Byron fakes an internal pop before Megan shoots out some white goo and licks it up. Afterwards, Byron gives her a real pop across her face.

This should have been a great scene. Megan is very attractive, has a nice body, and isn’t afraid to put out an energetic and vocal fuck that feels completely natural. Sadly, two major things held the scene back. First, of course, is the obviously faked cream pie. Here it’s even worse than normal because Byron moans for his fake internal as much with his cock in her pussy as he does with it out of her pussy. Second is that as I watched this scene I felt like I’d already seen it in the movie a few times already. It’s so similar to the other scenes that I couldn’t help but be a little bored with it despite Megan’s fantastic job. This is an above average scene that makes me wonder what Megan could do for a different director.

Scene 5 - Poppy Morgan and Brian Pumper

Poppy, a nasty little British tart with a very nice natural body and long brunette hair, starts her scene out talking dirty and showing off her body with the help of a little baby oil. She moves inside to work on herself with a vibe before sucking Brian’s cock when he walks in. After she prepares him, she lies back on the couch for a little missionary work. She sucks his cock clean before climbing up to ride him cowgirl style, and after giving him a little more oral attention lets Brian stretch out her shitpussy reverse cowgirl style. Poppy sucks her ass off Brian’s cock before letting her spoon her chocolate starfish, and keeps sucking his cock clean and showing off some great gapes as he works her through pile driver. Finally, Poppy has Brian fuck her ass missionary style and act like he came in it so she can let some white stuff flow out of her that she can play with and lick. Of course, Brian gives her a facial to bring things to a close after Poppy’s done playing with whatever that stuff is.

This is another scene that showed a lot of potential but didn’t get there. Poppy lets out her nasty side very nicely without going overboard and puts out some nice energy and decent vocals. Brian’s pretty much just there, which means that there isn’t a whole lot of chemistry. Of course, the positions aren’t mixed up much and the cream pie is obviously faked at the end which didn’t let the scene ever get close to its full potential.

Interracial Cream Pies is a fairly forgettable porno that had the potential to be a great fuck flick. On the plus side, almost all of the girls are darn hot, with Tiffany Rayne and Megan Jones leading the way and Mary Anne and Poppy Morgan following close behind. Candi was the only girl who didn’t do much for me physically, mostly because her exotic look made her look fairly fake. Most of the girls also do a very nice job. Tiffany blew me away and Mary Anne didn’t slow things down at all, with both girls putting out a scene that I’d normally say would be worth the rental price alone by themselves. Every scene in the movie started out in missionary for the fucking, and very few of them threw in a little oral action for the ladies to break it apart from the blowjob. With the exception of Mary Anne’s scene, every scene moved on through cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, with the only variation being some girls doing a bit of anal or throwing in some spooning. This made the entire movie feel redundant, and took what should have been darn hot scenes and made them about as appetizing as the meal you eat leftovers of for a week straight with the biggest change being that you add a little ketchup on the fourth night. The other major problem with the movie was the cream pies, namely that I don’t believe there was a single cream pie in the entire movie. Every scene left me feeling that the cream pie was fake, and any bit of faith I had that the cream pie might be real was quickly stamped out by having the guy give a facial after she squirted out some kind of normally white fluid. Perhaps the saddest thing about Interracial Cream Pies is that it did have the potential to be a great porno. If the positions were mixed up a little and either the girls took real cream pies or threw them out in favor of facials, I can honestly say that I’d be giving the sex in this one a four star rating at the absolute minimum. Instead, Interracial Cream Pies left me thinking very little of Stoney Curtis and wishing that these girls would have worked for somebody else so that they could have really shown off what they can do. Interracial Cream Pies is a good movie if you don’t care about cream pies. Unfortunately, I do.

The Extra Stuff

As usual with Lethal Hardcore, there’s about forty five minutes of trailers. The photo gallery includes over fifty very nice looking snapshots. There’s also outtakes and weblinks.

The outtakes last about eleven minutes. Things start out with Tiffany posing for a few pictures with the guys before Mary Anne takes a break to get lubed up in her scene. There’s also a few photos and a little warmup for Candi. Megan and Poppy also pose for a few sex photos as well. It’s a very forgettable featurette that doesn’t really let you see any personality from any of the girls.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, masturbation, interracial, group, fake cream pies (vaginal and anal), anal, and ass to mouth

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Lethal Hardcore DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with many stores offering them for a little under $20. Rent this one first. If you like it, you’ll probably get a lot of mileage out of it, but for me I found it repetitive and was really turned off by the fake cream pies. The technical aspects are a little above average, but the overall DVD authoring leaves a bit to be desired. Finally, there’s some decent effort put into the extras. This is a pretty average DVD.

Note to Lethal Hardcore / Stoney Curtis: Please fire whoever’s currently authoring your DVDs and find somebody who can do it right. Also, please give the guys in the movie the credit they deserve and quit faking cream pies! As a cream pie fan, what you’ve done here is one of the quickest ways possible to lose a cream pie fan.

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