Incredible Hulk: A XXX Porn Parody, The Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  5/24/2011

***: See the scoring note in paragraph six.

Review:
“The Incredible Hulk: A XXX Porn Parody” is an excellent production from B. Skow and Vivid that is, as one might guess, a parody of the famous / infamous green-skinned Marvel Comics character, the Incredible Hulk. In this film, Dale DaBone plays the role of the mild-mannered Dr. David Banner—a scientist who’s obsessed with figuring out the key to super-human strength because he is convinced that it could have helped him save his wife (Tori Black) from a tragic car accident in the past. This obsession ultimately does lead him to discover the secret to such strength, but it also proves to be his downfall, as the very gamma radiation that triggers it also transforms him into the Hulk (Lee Stone)—a monster largely devoid of intelligence and driven by pure, animalistic emotion. Trouble and tragedy seem to follow Banner and the Hulk, and—not to give anything away—this does bring about something of an unhappy ending. That said, it’s definitely an interesting story that’s put forth, and it’s all presented with realistic, period-appropriate (1970s) sets and costuming; there was clearly an eye for detail here. Further, it certainly doesn’t hurt that B. Skow’s lens is capturing the sex, either—which, in and of itself, is generally quite hot, as well.

In terms of the sex, Scene One brings together Dale and his wife, Tori, in a ‘70s style bedroom. Showing that love and lust can go together, the proceedings are steamy enough to rise up to the very good level of quality. The blowjob work in this one is hot, while the cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl positions are the highlights of the sequence. The festivities close out with Tori jerking Dale to a pop in her mouth and on her face (mostly). She follows this up with some oral cock clean-off—very nice! In Scene Two, Marie Luv and her husband—an African-American gentlemen—get it on with a hooker (India Summer) in a room complete with wood paneling and a bed. The double-blowjob action in this segment is sexy, as is the variety of vaginal positions that the trio employs. Both of the ladies jerk the male lead to a double-facial cum-shot…which Marie then follows up by eating a good deal of the cum…to cap off this very-good-to-excellent encounter.

Scene Three features an excellent four-way involving Alexis Texas, Zoe Voss, Sara Stone, and Anthony Rosano that takes place in a living room. Anthony is really good at playing a douche-bag in this one, but he still manages to deliver the goods—taking care of all three women vaginally at the times when they’re not taking care of each other. Unfortunately, there’s only a tiny load here (actually a part of the plot) which is followed up by an almost-certainly fake one on Zoe. Other than messing around with the money-shot—which is treading on holy ground—this is an extraordinary segment. In Scene Four, Katie St. Ives and Alec Knight take care of business as a part of one of DaBone’s experiments. Their excellent romp takes place in a laboratory setting and involves the pair getting it on in a variety of vaginal positions. While he isn’t supposed to (according to the experimental parameters), Alec eventually drops a load on Katie’s ass and one of her breasts—overall excellent stuff!

Scene Five brings forth a very-good-to-excellent, girl/girl tryst between campers, Lexi Belle and Gracie Glam. The women keep their boots on the entire time—which is hot and sexy—and also make good use of their fingers and tongues, even employing a 69 position at one point during the festivities. With Lexi and Gracie paired together, it’s hard to go wrong. In Scene Six, Lily Labeau has a masturbatory fantasy while she’s in the tub that involves Dale. In her daydream, the two are coupled together in a kitchen and then, later, in a living room setting with a red-brown sofa. The blowjob (throating) and handjob work here are hot, and the missionary-like, reverse-cowgirl, and side-entry positions are amongst the better moments of the segment. The pop-shot is delivered to Lily’s face, mouth, and chest…which she then follows up with some oral cock clean-off—exceptional stuff!

In Scene Seven, Lily’s up again—this time with the Hulk himself, Lee Stone. Most people may not like him when he’s angry, but Lily sure does, and—fortunately for her—the Hulk likes her, too. Indeed, she tames the savage beast with her mouth and more-feminine parts in a number of sexy positions…one of which includes a standing, held-up-in-the-air reverse-cowgirl. To close things out, Lily jerks him to a cum-shot on her tummy—again, excellent material! (It should be noted that Lily does a great job with both her sex scenes and also in her acting in this production.) Scene Eight—the final sequence—brings together Tanya Tate and bad-guy reporter, Randy Spears, in his photo lab. The standing rear-entry, missionary-like, and reverse-cowgirl action are the highlights in this one…which is finished off with a big load dropped on Tanya’s splayed-open pussy—very-good-to-excellent!

It should be noted (***) that I’m reviewing this from an advance DVD-R recorded screener that was sent to me from Vivid, so the “Extras” score has been left blank. It’s highly likely that there will be some good ones in the finished product, but they’re not present in my copy. Additionally, I am assigning an “Audio / Video Quality” score based upon the copy that I have, taking everything into account. I believe that this will likely be better in the final product, as well.

In all, this is an excellent release from Vivid and B. Skow that will definitely appeal to both fans of comics and features alike. The sex is strong, and the acting—particularly by Dale DaBone and Lily Labeau—is very good, as are the plot and—as noted—the settings, costuming, etc. When this arrives in stores, it’s definitely one to check out.


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