Incredible Hulk: A XXX Porn Parody, The Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  5/12/2011

Wednesday night and taking a break from a NCIS/Cote de Pablo marathon to check out a preliminary screener copy of Vivid’s The Incredible Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody. At this point, the copy I’m looking at has only the actual movie on it. Currently the feature covers 2 disks with a run time of just short of 4 hours. No other material is attached to my copy, but I’m sure the finished product will be jammed packed with features that continue the Vivid/Parody tradition. Just looking at the cover photo, one can’t help but think about the old 70’s TV show starring Bill Bixby as David Banner. The shots of the Hulk also remind me of Lou Ferrigno as the Hulk versus the CGI of later versions. One also notices that Vivid brought in A-listers when it comes to female talent; Lily LeBeau, Tori Black, Alexis Texas, Sara Stone, Lexi Belle, and Gracie Glam round out the primary cast. Secondary cast includes, Katie St. Ives, Marie Luv, and Zoe Voss.

Things kick over with a piano overture and lovey dovey scenes between Banner and his wife, played by Tori Black. They trade head back and forth in their “love making” before Tori climbs on in RCG. Excellent body display with a steady hand on the camera throughout. They then go into 69 with the primary emphasis on a wet blowjob by Tori. Doggy is up next then mish, with Tori completely in the frame and as little as possible of Banner. Tori then climbs on in CG and in a complete change of pace from most porn, Tori jumps off Banner’s meat stick and strokes him off into her mouth. While stroking his wet cock, Tori spits the Banner batter onto the cock and strokes it a few more times before we fade out.

The story line advances with the couple driving along, a tire blows out, the car crashes, Banner is thrown clear and he can’t rescue a still trapped Tori as the car burns. Banner then wakes up, and we realize the opening sequence was just a flashback.

We’re then in a medical office with Banner, Lily, and Marie Luv chatting. Move forward and Marie is making out with black dude sporting a 70’s fro. At this point, I’m shocked that Vivid has a black on black scene until we pull back a bit and India Summer is on the bed also. India and Marie share an extended kissing session while the dude gropes them a bit. Oreo cookie time as India is the creamy center between the two outer cookies. Marie wastes no time diving in between her legs, alternating licking pussy with eh dude. The girls double team the dude; alternating holding it for one another while the other sucks on it. Nice close-ups of the girls working it over together. India gets it first in doggy while she’s in 69 with Marie. Marie provides plenty of tongue action and PTOGM. Marie climbs on in RCG while India kisses, gropes, and rubs her pussy. The girls switch back and forth getting fucking with some more PTOGM. We close out with both girls stroking it off as the lick the guy’s helmet. Marie sucks up and stray brotha batter while India gives some PCH.

More story line about superhuman strength in times of crises, this time another car crash. Banner and Lily analyze what causes the super human strength. AT this point, Banner’s main protagonist, Jack McGee shows up and gets involved in the research. More medical research talk, and then we move into a three girl, one guy party. Alexis Texas is giving the guy head, while Zoe has her pussy eaten. Zoe and Alexis, and I think Sara Stone; work over the cock with their mouths. All three at once. I think Alexis’ thong is a little ahead of the time as is shaved pussies, but I’m not complaining. Sara rides for a while in RCG while Alexis licks out Zoe. Sara does P2M and CG before Zoe’s lithe body climbs on in RCG. Zoe also plays with Alexis’s pussy while she’s fucking. Solo head by Alexis and also mish and doggy while the others play. Alexis licks pussy while fucking. Zoe takes it doggy next. More mixing and matching between the girls before the girls move together and the guy stands in front of them stroking it off. The room starts shaking and we fade out without the girls getting decorated. The fade out is to Banner’s office, and it’s about how the guy saved the girls when a statue fell on them. Cut back to the girls and we have the popshot to Zoe’s upper lip area.

By this time, we’re an almost 2 hours into the first disk and no overdose of Gamma rays yet.

Next up is Katie St. Ives and a guy standing in Banner’s office and he’s talking about the correlation between strength and sexual frustration. Katie’s looking cute as always. They kick it off with the guy using a vibe on Katie’s pussy. Katie’s looking super hot with the guy’s hard cock in her mouth, providing it with lots of saliva as she strokes it. She jumps on in RCG, the P2M, the spooning with nice body display. P2M, mish, and doggy before the guy strokes it off onto Katie’s back while he’s staring at Lily’s clothed tits.
At this point, Banner and Lily argue and she walks out on him after he questions her commitment to his work. Disk one ends here.

Disk 2 kicks off with Lily sitting at home and reporter McGee shows up looking for info on the experiments. She tosses him and we jump back to the lab with Banner pouring over data about gamma rays. He hits the lab and exposes himself to gamma rays with no discernable effects. Driving in the rain, he has another flat tire and while changing it, he gets mad and turns into the Hulk. I love the cheesiness of his shirt ripping off his body and the grunting sounds like the original show. Since he’s mad at the mini pickup, he pushes it over into a ditch.

Cut to Lexi Belle kissing Gracie Glam with a little groping before licking her pussy. Nice. Some finger banging and then Lexi climbs on in 69 providing Gracie with a bird’s eye view of her pussy. They stand and take turns licking each other before the sit next to one another engaging in mutual masturbation while kissing. After they cum, they kiss deeply and fall asleep outside their trailer on the ground. Lexi runs off to pee while the Hulk played by steroid boy Lee Stone watches and rubs his cock. Gracie picks up a rifle and wings him, pissing the Hulk off, who the pushes a tree over onto the girls trailer. Hulk then stares at himself in the stream and changes back into banner.

Cut to Lily taking a bubble bath diddling herself while fantasizing about Banner. Lily looks great giving head and has a nice soft looking body. After some pussy eating, Banner starts in on mish as she lies on the sofa. She stands, rubs her pussy, and lowers herself down on the Banner Boner in RCG. Lily looks awesome rubbing her pussy as she grinds away. Side saddle then standing doggy lead us into have Banner Batter all over Lily’s face with a little PCH to finish it off while she’s looking up at him. Jump back to her getting herself off in the tub.

Banner shows up a needing first aid for his bullet wound and tells Lily about the gamma rays. Turns out the machine was recalibrated the previous week and he received 10 times the amount he thought he was giving himself. Back to the lab to try and correct the procedure, Lily fingers herself while Banner sleeps and dreams. He turns back to the Hulk, breaks out of isolation and approaches Lily. Lily and Hulk get naked and she’s on her knees stroking his green cock. The contrast between her white skin and the green in RCG really highlights Lily’s body. Tasting break between RGC and Doggy, and by this time Hulk’s cock is not really green anymore. A standing side saddle leads into Lily giving him head while looking up at him. Hulk throws her onto the couch for more side saddle into mish with Hulk pulling out and Lily stroking him off onto her tits. After busting it off, Hulk turns back into Banner.

McGee and a cop show up telling them about the Hulk sightings.
Jump to McGee in a dark room looking at photos with Tanya Tate. McGee is feasting on her shaved pussy before doing her in standing doggy, mish, P2M,and RCG before he leaves a super sized load all over her pussy. Now that was a cumshot.

Meanwhile back at the lab, Banner and Lily are trying to reverse the process when McGee shows up snooping around. Banner and McGee have words, and Banner says, “Mr. McGee, don’t make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry!”

The lab explodes, debris falls on Lily, and Banner gets mad and turns into Hulk to save Lily. As he’s running away with Lily in his arms, McGee snaps some pictures of them. Lily dies and we close out at the cemetery with Lily being buried next to Banner. McGee vows to kill Hulk. Banner talks to Lily’s headstone and we fade. We should have faded out with Banner walking along the road hitchhiking, but we didn’t.

Pluses: Hot sex with hot girls. Excellent body display with a steady hand on the camera. Nice close ups on Tori giving head. Nice contrast between Maria & India’s skin tones. Lily’s nice soft body looked great bouncing on a green cock.

Minuses: I thought a 4 hour run time included a little too much story line and I felt some of the sex scenes ran a little too long. Not enough Hulk as he doesn't show up until disk 2.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 4 for the Oreo scene and for the Hulk/Lily scenes.

Is it worth it? This is a great release, and I’m sure the finished product will be excellent.