Inch Freaks 2 Review

Reviewed by Gof  on  2/10/2004

I had decent expectations of this movie following a good review of the first film in the series, but mainly because of the picture of the delectable Brianna Blaze on the box cover.

The title is supposedly an indication of how these fresh faced young girls take on big cocks, but this is really the pretence for most gonzo movies and so there is little different to be found here.

The opening vignette sees oh so cute Brianna, jiggling for the camera in white underwear and black high heels. Brianna just has that certain something, perhaps its those smouldering eyes or maybe that irresistible girl next door look, and those perfect breasts of course. A beautiful sight, and a great way to begin the movie.

We then cut to the opening scene where we see her wearing a strapless top and denim skirt, viewing a house with owner, Brett Rockman. Brianna doesn’t have much money for rent, she’s only 18 after all, but manages to persuade Brett that he could make some allowance in her particularly cute case.

Brianna soon has Brett’s cock out and we get some nice shots of oral before Brianna is taken in doggie. Inexplicably, the movie then cuts to a scene of Brianna lighting then smoking a cigarette while blowing Completely at odds with the scene, and for an ardent anti smoker like me, a definite turn off.

Still, I can almost forgive the director, as we soon see Brianna riding in reverse-cowgirl with her beautiful breasts jiggling around. Then it’s a brief cowgirl so we can worship her cute little butt. Brianna then gets on all fours to crawl around the floor before a doggie and then an excellent missionary. The scene finishes with a plentiful facial.

All in all, despite the smoking, a solid scene with an energetic performance from the beautiful Brianna.

Brianna 9.5
Scene 7.5

The second scene features attractive Euro brunette, Lucy Lee. Initially, we see her wearing jeans and a fleece top, but thankfully, this being porno, she soon changes into some pleasant underwear and heels.

A guy appears and we have some good oral from Lucy before her ass is slowly lubbed up with a pink dildo. She then gets taken doggie, with the dildo still intact, while she blows a second guy. Lucy then gets taken doggie anal before we are treated to an excellent reverse-cowgirl anal and an even better reverse-cowgirl DP. We then have a conventional DP with Lucy really getting pounded in both holes. We then see spoon, with some nice footwork from Lucy as she foot wanks one guy while sucking the other. Two excellent facials finish this very hot scene.

Lucy 9.0
Scene 9.0

Next up is platinum blonde, Holly Stevens with Brandon Iron. We see a brief segment of Holly masturbating above a mirror and then we watch her dress in pink fishnets, long gloves and silver heels. She is pleasantly attractive, with long, straight blonde hair, a tanned, fuller figure and small to medium breasts.

The scene begins with doggie before the fishnets and heels come off. We then move to missionary and spoon before an excellent reverse-cowgirl. Holly is vocal throughout, and a well shot scene ends with a fair facial which Holly tastes with enthusiasm. No anal, but an enjoyable scene none the less.

Holly 8.0
Scene 8.0

It’s the turn of European cutie, Carol, to flash her tits and ass in the bushes. She then returns to the apartment to slip into something more comfortable, namely a short dress, blue shorts and white heels.

Carol is pleasing on the eye with streaked blonde, shoulder length hair, good light skin and a slim body with natural, small to medium breasts.

The scene itself is a little on the tame side, with no anal but we are treated to a pussy cream pie by way of variation.

Carol 8.0
Scene 7.0

The fifth scene features Sara, a dusky, attractive, European brunette. She walks into an apartment block to flash her tits and g string, and then enters an apartment, where she changes into a long blue dress and white shoes. Sara is very attractive, with a beautiful slim, tanned body and small to medium breasts with pert nipples. She then opens a closet to find a wine glass, not filled with wine, but, you’ve guessed it, anal beads. She is then joined on the bed by two guys.

Like the Lucy scene, this is another great scene with one hot chick. Reverse-cowgirl and cowgirl DP are the highlights with spoon anal, and Sara keeps her white shoes on throughout. The scene concludes with a body cum shot and a misdirected facial.

Sara 9.0
Scene 9.0

The concluding scene features petite, half cast girl, Simone, looking quite good in a skimpy pink negligee, white panties and see through high heels. Unfortunately, the scene that follows is disappointing, only featuring cowgirl and doggie and with limited enthusiasm from Simone. I could also have done without the Boyz in da Hood talking from Wesley.

Simone 7.0
Scene 6.5

Conclusion

In many ways, this film had the feel of a badly put together compilation rather than a gonzo film. Apart from the only stand out scenes, featuring Lucy and Sara, which were very similar in style, the other scenes seemed completely unrelated.

I enjoyed the Holly scene, with the Jules Jordan’esque kinky clothing, but the scene with carol was disappointingly tame and the final scene was poor and should have been left on the cutting room floor.

Brianna was the main reason why I bought this film, but unfortunately, once the thrill of seeing her on film for the first time had worn off, I realised that, even her scene, could have been better. Roll on my first view of Flesh Hunter 6, I’m sure Jules won’t disappoint.

In conclusion, despite the excellent Sara and Lucy scenes, and the appearance of Brianna, this product is just too inconsistent to highly recommend a purchase. A rental is probably the best option.

DVD Extras

Some decent behind the scenes footage, trailers and the usual fetish menu and photos. Nothing special, but well put together.