Illegal Ass Review

Reviewed by howie  on  5/1/2006

Director: Chris Streams
Running time: 2:23
Cast listing:
Scene 1 – Tory Lane with Mark Davis
Scene 2 – Jane Darling with Mick Blue & Steve Holmes
Scene 3 – Niki Dark with Steve Holmes
Scene 4 – Kelly Wells with Dillon
Scene 5 – Liliane Tiger with David Perry & Toni Ribas

My very short review:
Illegal Ass is your standard anal-centric porno from 3rd Degree. There is a good cast headed by Tory, Jane, and Liliane and the performances didn’t disappoint.

Tory has never looked better and she starts us off with a hot scene but she should’ve done something to cover the skin irritations on her ass cheeks. Mark goes straight to her ass for some loving and sets up shop in there. Tory provides the ATM service and swallows some of the load at end.

Moving on to scene 2, Jane is DP’ed as soon as the 2 naked guys enter the scene. The guys keep her holes filled and take some breaks to allow Jane to show off her deepthroating skills. The hottest position was the mish DP while Jane was rubbing her clit. Hot stuff. The guys shoot weak loads to end this pretty good scene.

Niki’s scene was average as she worked up a decent sweat. Kelly’s scene was not much better. If you’re a fan of Kelly’s, then you will probably enjoy her scene but it did nothing for me.

The finale featured the cover girl, Liliane. I hate the multiple tattoos and piercings on her but it’s her body and choice. As for her scene, it was your standard b/b/g scene featuring anal and DP with no standout action.

Noteworthy extra(s):
The BTS segment was 17 minutes of pre-scene footage that was boring.

Summary:
This was an okay title. Rent it but don’t buy it.

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